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Granixo , to memes in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.
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XbSuper , to memes in saving myself

I don’t get making out. It’s so boring, like can we bone already?

ThatFembyWho ,

Depends on the person. With my partner, it’s actually really passionate and a turn on for both of us. We’re not always in the mood, but when we are…

It also helps having clean teeth and fresh breath

CADmonkey ,

Nope, I want both of us to be going crazy with desire first.

XbSuper ,

I mean, foreplay is enjoyable, but “making out” just isn’t. Unless most people have a much broader definition of the term than I do.

z500 ,
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For me it’s basically a guaranteed boner activator

RIP_Cheems ,
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Where’s the fun of just going in without buildup? You don’t just start a movie with the villain executing his plan, you build up the character, motive, and suspended to the moment. Same with sex.

NaoPb , to memes in oof

Back in those days you could listen to the record/cassette/cd in the store before you bought it. They would have these headphones you could use.

So it’s not as big of a problem as this meme would make it seem.

sadie_sorceress ,

The music shop at the mall near me had those headphones but only like 10 albums that were able to demo. And I’m pretty sure the demo was just bits of the songs. I definitely bought plenty of CDs having heard only one track or fewer.

NaoPb ,

Oh, that sucks. Mine had like some headphones at the counter with a few buttons in the counter itself. And you would just hand the person behind the counter the cd you wanted to listen to and they’d put it in.

But from what I saw on old footage was they just had a line of a few turntables with headphones and you could just listen to the records.

This may have been the mom and pop shops and not the chain shops. Though I don’t know about that.

Blackmist , to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

Apparently he wasn’t actually drunk during those out-takes.

He’d been filming something else the day before, it overran and they filmed until almost dawn. So he had some sleeping pills so he’d be refreshed before filming the adverts.

Unfortunately, and probably not unrelated to the sheer size of the man, they kicked in just as he was scheduled to start filming.

So that’s what you see. A man fucked up on barbiturates.

_dev_null , to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence
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This succulent Chinese meal?!

corsicanguppy , to memes in oof

I bought Finger11 for paralyzed and then realized it was by far their best track.

Jesse ,

What? That’s their sell-out pop song. The rest of their stuff is way better.

db2 , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

Successful stealth ad. I want the frog.

Igloojoe , to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

Why is the plate food drawn with crayons?

jkozaka , to memes in Huzzah!
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On lemm.ee (jerboa )this post has -1 downvotes.

Guildo , to memes in Huzzah!
giantfloppycock , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

Another absolute banger, this guy can’t miss!

Ddhuud , to memes in The buzz around town

Not honey bees tho. It’s the wild bees that are disappearing. Honey bees are farm animals.

TurboDiesel ,
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Yeah, and if we could stop putting honeybee apiaries everywhere to greenwash the other horrible shit companies are doing, that’d be great.

There’s a big issue now with native pollinators being pushed out in favor of “cute” honeybees.

CassowaryTom , to memes in The buzz around town

Slightly inaccurate but quite funny.

RangerAndTheCat ,

Not if you’re allergic

phorq ,

Or need crops pollinated for free.

Norgur , to memes in Look, a keystone species

"Accidentally"
"Forgetting"

saltnotsugar , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

Mom, all the girls like me and it’s distracting. Can you fuck my shit up?

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