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XEAL , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

Climate “engineering”

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Planes and other combustion-powered machines have been “climate-engineering” for centuries, with catastrophic results.

Quereller , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

Monocles, pfft, the German name of the African Penguin is Brillenpinguin, literally eyeglasses penguin.

postnataldrip , to memes in Weekend Decisions

90s Steven Segal went a bit crazy with the spray tan

HurlingDurling , to memes in Jesus wept

proceeds to start playing sweet child of mine

Horik , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@Horik@artemis.camp avatar

Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

bobs_monkey ,

I’m lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I’ve got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

Okkai ,

Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

spudwart , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Alright so, here are the “Throw it in the trash” sides

  • Coleslaw
  • Sauerkraut
  • Cauliflower
  • Sweet Potato Fries
  • Mashed Potatoes w/ Skin
  • BBQ Chips
WeirdGoesPro ,

I like all of these things.

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

What what?!

Are you trying to have demons summoned and sent to torment you? Because that’s how you get demons summoned and sent to torment you

spudwart ,

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/024/574/Screen_Shot_2017-11-06_at_12.41.31_PM.jpg

XbSuper , to memes in Do yourself a favor

If you like coleslaw, I hate you.

FastWarfarin , to memes in Do yourself a favor
@FastWarfarin@lemmy.world avatar

Finally someone with a like mind

MrMobius , to memes in Do yourself a favor

Nonsense! It’s a really good replacement for lettuce in a sandwich. If you add enough mustard to cover the aftertaste…

oshitwaddup , to memes in Halloween gag

Watch what we do in the shadows 🫵🥺

Nemo , to workreform in How in the hell

Buckowski is great, but who the hell is out there pooping before work?

MNByChoice ,

Some people poop more than once a day.

Isoprenoid ,

I think he means “Why poop on your own time when it can be on company time?”

MNByChoice ,

Aw, man, and I have the literal. Thanks

unfreeradical , (edited )
@unfreeradical@lemmy.world avatar

Still too few, though.

metalsonic00 ,

Save ur poop till ur on the clock baby!

IDontHavePantsOn ,

With IBS you lose some battles, but you always win the war.

Bob_Robertson_IX ,

And does Bukowski not shower before work?

Dkarma ,

Miners.

Jax ,

I poop before I shower.

Nemo ,

And I shower after I poop. The question remains.

Jax ,

I shower before work, so that must mean there is a poop before work.

I’m him.

Nemo ,

Your job must be cleaner than mine, or your home dirtier.

Jax ,

I work in an office, but I still rinse off when I get home.

I take short showers too, so water waste really isn’t an issue. Idk, all I know is I’m the guy you were asking about.

conc , to memes in It ain't much, but it's honest work

Corn snakes, Cornish hens, Nigel Cornberry, the ethical sources of corn syrup are only restricted by the imagination.

Domille , to memes in Fried

I can relate lol

jaybone , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

This was just posted like a week ago. It’s starting to feel like another place I know.

db2 , to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Why would you be doing cpr on a giraffe instead of sleeping though?

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