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Buddahriffic , to lemmyshitpost in Suboptimal

Pilot: Commits suicide between day 1 and day 2 of hearings investigating issue

Track_Shovel OP ,

Nah, Boeing just hires a hitman to fucking shoot you

Etterra ,

You mean ‘to assist in your suicide.’

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Crab
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

This brings me back to when I used to watch the Pokemon anime and the episode with a Krabby. All the Pokemon just said their name, right? Why, then, did Krabby sound like Darth Vader saying “cookie?”

usualsuspect191 , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Maybe that guy was just one of the people who worked on one of the 19 other studies that didn’t publish because of the negative result

p1mrx , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

Seems risky, because people don’t expect chocolate to need refrigeration.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Found the guy who isn’t from Arizona

Everythingispenguins , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

Okay I might just make these and leave them in the break room at work

harry315 , to memes in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Are you OP, or how do you know this?

    tsugu OP ,
    @tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

    I guess he doesn’t know about Lemmy’s image compression. Oh well, In case someone truly wants a high res version of this masterpiece, here it is.

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Sweet, thanks! I think the original looks just fine tbh, but my eyesight’s not the greatest :P

    tsugu OP ,
    @tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

    Near miss. GIMP on Ubuntu, and the emojis originate from here. Just for fun I tried to match the gradient of the image featured in the article, instead of pasting the emojis one by one.

    harry315 ,

    Just fooling around here. I’m completely with you

    Ascend910 , to memes in Blender

    The coolest things is, it got a video editor

    RedC , to memes in Fuck fuck fuck fuck

    Why are there liquids in your trash?

    rbos ,
    @rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

    Since we got municipal compost, completely dry and nonstinky garbage. Super nice.

    No_Change_Just_Money , (edited ) to memes in It safe in here

    Do they have some space left?

    Nacktmull , to memes in Fuck fuck fuck fuck
    @Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

    Pro tip: If you put a few sheets of folded newspaper on the bottom of a garbage bag as a moisture buffer, leakage almost never happens, except you put way too much liquid into your trash and then it´s your own fault.

    nifty ,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    Or pour out liquids and rinse recyclable containers, creates less smelly trash/recycling

    Nacktmull ,
    @Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes indeed -sorry if I was unclear- that is what I meant when i wrote

    except you put way too much liquid into your trash

    The folded paper is to buffer the inevitable small amounts of liquid that will accumulate at the bottom and sometimes cause a leak, despite putting in as less liquid as possible.

    Kusimulkku ,

    rinse recyclable containers

    Sometimes that’s advised against as waste of water. Some garbage systems encourage it though.

    cyclohexane , to memes in Nintendo doing the smarting

    My speculation is that their main goal was to thwart the teams potential efforts emulating the next Nintendo console. It is likely going to be close enough to the switch that the same team will have an easy time emulating it. Not anymore.

    Hupf , to memes in Maps
    TheObviousSolution , to memes in The Extra Mile

    It depends on the company and how they treat your job, but mostly as a worker you are there to fulfill a company’s requirement. Unless there’s a position or incentive to go that extra mile, don’t, most companies will never see it. Even if you want to do the extra work for yourself, I’d recommend to find a way to do it as a hobby if it’s unrewarded, separate from work.

    What they will see is the absence in case they do need it, and then they will be required to fulfill it, although they may not want to focus on better and more empowered workers with higher expectations and may instead just focus on quantity over quality by hiring more people to fill it. Even worse, don’t be the guy who makes his (and other’s) jobs obsolete to scummy bosses.

    Open your eyes, you aren’t in school, you aren’t getting rewarded for better grades at work unless they make it part of the business and your bosses stick to it and not just plugging in friends, buddies, and associates.

    Mubelotix , to memes in Chat Apps
    @Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

    I have all of them. Plus linkedin. This is madness

    The_wild_card , to lemmyshitpost in Sit up straight, damnit

    Are you spying on me ?

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