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faintwhenfree , to memes in Extra crispy

I think that’s what Crispers in your fridge are for /s

db2 , to memes in I tear myself open / I sew myself shuuut

The girl in the middle is like “yeah it’s okay I guess.”

helpImTrappedOnline , (edited )

Probably wondering why hubs stopped holding her

db2 ,

That one too, I was referring to what appears to be an unimpressed kid though.

PopcornPrincess , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

But if I open my eyes, I’ll get a surprise… A spray in my eyes from said skies…

kambusha ,

Birdie birdie in the sky, why’d you have to do it in my eye. Is it water, is it spit, oh my gosh it’s birdie shit.

ummthatguy , to memes in Extra crispy
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Wasn’t this movie on MST3K?

Stalinwolf ,
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What movie is it?

pigup , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

THE FRIGGIN FROGS

JayDee , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

pilot accidentally flips the wing setting to “fall off”

RedditRefugee69 ,

It’s fine. It’s a toggle switch

cobra89 ,
ummthatguy , to memes in Listen, Margret, it's not you, it's me...
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Sabre363 , to memes in fly, you fool!

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

SpezCanLigmaBalls ,
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This is what my mom did. By the time she got back everything was scanned waiting for payment and I’m just standing there with my thumb up my ass

Viking_Hippie ,

I don’t know about your local customs, but where I come from, it’s actually considered quite rude to stimulate yourself thus in public. Especially if you lock eyes with the cashier as you do it.

acow ,

The stress of those moments left a weird impression. I’m very against splitting the party now when entering checkout territory.

rustydrd ,
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You must gather your party before venturing forth!

undrwater , to memes in Dick Picts

Are they grooving with several species of small furry animals in a cave?

NaibofTabr , to memes in Dick Picts

Careful, next he’ll ask you to take his woad.

7of9 ,
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That is a most excellent pun. Thank you.

saltnotsugar , to memes in fly, you fool!

(Me coming back with the wrong onions)

FOOL OF A TOOK!

ch00f , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!
Track_Shovel OP ,

That’s probably what this is a joke on

Gork , to memes in fly, you fool!

I once came back with cabbage when lettuce was asked for.

I’m not the smartest person.

Hupf ,
OpenStars , to memes in I tear myself open / I sew myself shuuut
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It'd be really funny if he had no idea who she was, cause she just grabbed some random stranger:-P

Gork , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

I like the duct taped dust ingress prevention system. Keeps your circuitry clean for when you need to do the chemtrails.

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