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Vej , to memes in I hope I don't disappoint

Me: Crippling anxiety going through a panic attack.

I’m going to look through memes to cheer up.

Fuck lol.

Thanks, I needed this.

lowleveldata , to memes in I hope I don't disappoint

On second thought, too much effort. Just break down.

cedeho , to memes in Jesus wept

Can’t you see he’s the man, let me hear you applaud, he is more than a man, he’s a shiny golden God.

MonsterWithBow ,

If you think it’s time to fucking rock and fucking roll out of control

cedeho ,

well then you know you got to rock the block, and fucking suck my fucking cock

CurlyMoustache , to memes in Jesus wept
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

“You radiate cold shafts of broken glass”

JackiesFridge , to memes in Jesus wept
@JackiesFridge@lemmy.world avatar

Original joke by Johnny Sun. Highly recommend his book “Everyone’s A Aliebn” because it’s adorable and kinda heartbreaking.

lugal , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

This phenomenon is called convergent evolution and while it’s astonishing for the layperson, it’s a quite common thing in nature

Track_Shovel OP ,

Crabs evolved like 5 times or something

lugal ,

Even turtles developed more than once

theotherone , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

EmhyrVarEmreis ,

A heroin dispenseary?

Sabre363 ,

Only if you put some pants on

MxM111 ,

And can count.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

theotherone ,
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

ensignrick ,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

And a respectable ascot.

Sordid , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

This had me in the first half, but the last sentence makes it clear it’s a complete fabrication with no basis in fact. Business tycoons have always had a disdain for the poor.

PolandIsAStateOfMind , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Disdain for the poor shows first in those types. Also what about top hats?

loaExMachina , (edited )

How could they put on a hat with these little wings?

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Also fun fact: at least in Poland top hats became proletarian headwear because the only people wearing them currently are the chimney sweepers.

Zink , to memes in I for one welcome our new penguin overlords

Look at that face. That penguin STARTED with disdain for the poor.

taanegl , to memes in Jesus wept

He said nay, this was not the sweet soul fulfilling harmony of cherubim, but only admiration of it’s greatness. He proclaimed unto them that he couldn’t remember the greatest psalm in the world, that his words then and there was but a tribute.

Horik , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@Horik@artemis.camp avatar

Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.

bobs_monkey ,

I’m lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I’ve got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.

Okkai ,

Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.

FARTYSHARTBLAST , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.

grue , to memes in Weekend Decisions

Stealth !risa meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

norbert , to memes in Weekend Decisions
@norbert@kbin.social avatar

I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.

Smoking all day though.

WhatsHerBucket ,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds fun! Report back on how it was :)

Stay lifted.

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