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tourist , to memes in I'm already at the end of my paragraph, and I haven't even finished speaking my third word.
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Track_Shovel OP ,

Pretty much

RIP_Cheems ,
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This sums it up so well.

Facebones , to memes in Anything to make ourselves feel better without addressing the real problems

I’d like to speak to a manager.

fhqwgads , to lemmyshitpost in Musical Genius

I continue to contend that Weird Al would put on the greatest Superbowl halftime show of all time.

chemical_cutthroat ,
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I’d be OK with a National Anthem with an accordion solo.

Sterile_Technique ,
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But instead of hours of football, a break for music and commercials, then more hours of football, it should be hours of Weird Al concert, a break to let some jocks throw a ball around for a few mins while he takes a break to grab a drink, pee, etc, and then return for a couple more hours of Weird Al concert.

Honytawk ,

Eh, you can have both.

Have the Weird Al Concert be in the middle while the football match is happening, have balls and players swarm around the podium while Weird al is singing some parody of a sports song.

I’m sure he can pull that off.

grue ,

I contend that you’re correct, except that he would put it on for the Puppy Bowl instead (and incorporating the usual kittens into the act, of course).

Harbinger01173430 ,
jballs ,
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There’s gotta be a way to make this happen

TetraVega ,

I hate hockey but I’d tune in for that.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , to memes in I'm already at the end of my paragraph, and I haven't even finished speaking my third word.
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Imagine the fear and shock of test firing your guns into the water, speeding up and moving on, then suddenly your aircraft is shredded by a seemingly invisible force.

I’d shit out my heart.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Big acorn moment

belated_frog_pants , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

It’s completely negligible compared to industrial manufacturing, bitcoin mining, waste, etc.

Make a lighter website because no one gives a shit about a heavy one.

MechanicalJester ,

I recently saw it reported that Crypto was 2% of US electric use.

That’s a whole lot of wasted processing, silicon, heat and energy.

Riccosuave , to memes in I got u, fam
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Absolute unit.

wellee , to memes in I got u, fam

Looks like my coworker that nitpicks everything.

hermit_crab , to memes in mood

You and me both:3

THE_MASTERMIND ,

And me

DmMacniel ,

Me three

M500 , to lemmyshitpost in Musical Genius

The music teacher at my high school always said that Eminem is a musical genius.

tormeh ,

Also: Timbaland

femboy_bird ,

I mean he is whatever you say he is (if he isn’t than why would he say he is?)

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Certainly a lyrical genius.

m0darn , to lemmyshitpost in Musical Genius

Hey I love this meme everytime I see it, but I want to point out that that point about growing up in "similar circumstances that nurture their skill’ is contingent upon working musicians being able to afford to raise children. Children that will also need to work.

Maybe I’m wrong but I don’t think there is a comparable proportion of the population that are working musicians, that earn enough money to support children, but not so much that the children don’t have to learn a trade, as there were in “Enlightenment” Europe where if a person wanted to hear music they had to make it themselves, or pay someone to make it, and every rich asshole had a chamber orchestra following him around.

Also parents don’t teach children their trades the way they used to, and they aren’t expected to support their parent’s businesses the way they used to. (I’m not lamenting this). There used to be a lot of pressure on children to contribute economically. Mozart, and his siblings probably faced what we’d consider child abuse if he didn’t practice. He was certainly exploited.

Michael Jackson is a Mozart of the 20th century. He was put to work at a young age to support his parents and siblings, that were also working musicians.

As much as I love Weird Al (and I do) I don’t think he was groomed and exploited the same way MJ/WM were. Kudos to his parents for that I guess.

Chef ,

Now I’m thinking about Weird Al’s parents and I’m sad.

fristislurper ,
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Yeah, F1 driver Max Verstappen is in a similar situation. Clearly insanely talented, but probably got there by having a childhood which was pretty fucked up (left at gas station by father in Italy if he lost a karting race, etc.).

Maybe we miss out on a couple of savants without this kind of treatement, but it is a pretty good tradeoff, especially if you think about all the kids that did not make it to the top, and just had a abusive childhood without anything to show for it.

Grimy ,

Can I be a savant if I was abused (sexually) but never trained? Also, who am I saving?

AlligatorBlizzard ,

all the kids that did not make it to the top, and just had a abusive childhood without anything to show for it.

… fuck.

m0darn ,

think about all the kids that did not make it to the top, and just had a abusive childhood without anything to show for it.

(…Except trauma to teach to their kids)

Exactly!

MotoAsh ,

Besides, I think we lose far more amazingly talented people to the grind of poverty more than overt child exploitation. They are one and the same problem, and everyone here speaks as if this stuff only happened in the past or in extreme examples…

virku , to memes in if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...

It feels like the last sentence should have been a question.

smileyhead , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

HTTP, serving properly tagged semantic HTML file, with optional styling via CSS, and if you really want JavaScript for animations and live updates.

Thank you.

lolcatnip ,

I’ve never seen an example of “properly tagged semantic HTML” or truly optional CSS outside of toy examples meant to illustrate the concept.

But it doesn’t matter, because serving website content is an utterly insignificant to contributor to global warming.

peter ,
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A lot of websites use html tags correctly, especially some of the better news websites

PhilipMottershead ,

BBC is good example of semantic web

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...

If you ever get lost in the woods, build a shed. Someone will come out and ask if you have a permit to build that.

Droechai ,

Or give friendly advice on where you went wrong with the cold pit, your choice of ground insulation materials or just sigh that you don’t have an EDC kit with Paracord before demonstrating their own kit in smallest detail

Track_Shovel OP ,

Wrong.

Pound a piece of lathe into the ground.

A dozer will be there in 5 minutes to knock it over.

Mango ,

Lathe?

Track_Shovel OP ,

A piece of survey stake

Mango ,
LemmyKnowsBest ,

Yeah, pound that machine into the ground and it will magically attract a bulldozer 😄

pineapplelover , to memes in if you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house...

I was singing What a Wonderful World in my head before I realized this wasn’t the song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nGKqH26xlg

FilthyShrooms ,

What do you mean, what other song could it be referring to?

andrew ,
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Yeah, this is definitely meant to go to that tune. It’s just not the usual lyrics.

drathvedro , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

My website is running off of spare resources on my 10w router, and yet my 30w monitor that I’ve been using for 10+ years still says that I’ve saved exactly 0.0 trees every time I turn it on. Thank you, now please fuck off with that bullshit.

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