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HawlSera , to aboringdystopia in Being in the way of cars deserve to get you killed apparently

It’s weird that I can’t tell which side this is advocating for

CaptainProton ,

Why does there need to be one clear side?

It’s not like there aren’t total idiots both inside and outside of cars.

interdimensionalmeme , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?

I was fined 700$ for letting it grow. I moved from that fascist cunthole of a town. I should have killdozed them all.

xor ,

that seems excessive…
it turns out, due to the prevalence of grass allergies, letting them get too long releases a lot of pollen and makes it a “noxious weed” (legally, in at least one town)

if you just kill off the grass and let something else grow, it’s totally fine…

i recommend sheet mulching with cardboard

BirdEnjoyer , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?

I mean, I would unironically dig that aesthetic updated with the bluejeans meme. The coat could be super comfy if it didn't get paired with aweful breeches/bloomers or whatever you call those janky ass knickers.

...But the meme would probably just Jeg up the lawn and wig

msgomez06 ,
BirdEnjoyer ,

Buahaha, that got a laugh outta me

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

This is what AI is for.

alienanimals , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?

This meme was brought to you by THE CLOVER GANG.

Gradually_Adjusting , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I do miss having a yard sometimes

And I could rock that look if it was normal

ethanolparty ,

And I could rock that look if it was normal

be the change you want to see in the world

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but

The change I want to see isn’t my kid getting mocked relentlessly

idunnololz , to lemmyshitpost in At least you can patch bong rips...
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Is this what people are taking a hit from? With the influx of jean related memes?

CraigeryTheKid , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?

Tell that to my HOA

Glifted ,

An HOA is a deal breaker for me when looking at a house

qisope ,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

Depends where you are looking. I live slightly out of town, and the subdivision HOA does little more than road maintenance and snow plowing (so the HOA owns a plow truck and a tractor), trash service, maintenance of communal areas.

A nearby subdivision has no HOA and it must be a pain working out who’s responsible for maintaining or snow plowing sections of road, with the answer from everyone probably being “not me”, and everything is a mess.

veroxii ,

Anywhere needing snow plows is a deal breaker for me.

refoux ,

The city does this for a lot of places

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Sure, but having the home owners come together in some kind of association to take on some basic services makes the suburbs slightly more sustainable for the city. When the city does everything for the suburbs it’s a serious problem - the infrastructure costs more because of the huge lots and lack of housing density so they have to build more. Dense urban areas generate more tax revenue and most suburbs and neighborhoods of single family homes end up costing cities money, it’s one more way society subsidizes the lives of wealthier people.

ShellMonkey , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?
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Turns out I’ve been cultivating natural gardens and eco friendly habitat for years, much to the chagrin of my neighbors, just by not caring enough to spend my whole summer seeding, weeding, and spraying.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

I’ve done the same, and now my yard is green year round because all that’s left are native plants. My neighbor was bragging about his $300 water bill, then asked me what my secret was.

I let everything flower in the spring to let whatever survived the heatwaves, droughts, and freezes seed and outcompete the new stuff, then it gets mowed every other week at the highest setting.

I am about to seed some clover to help fix more nitrogen into the soil, though.

I just realized I can probably spray the yard with aquarium water after I do a change instead of pouring it down the drain.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

This is simple and yet genius. Very low maintenance which is perfect, I hate having to spend so much time caring for a lawn.

GiveMemes ,

That aquarium water idea is great, totally stealing that for the veggies this year.

FrostyTrichs ,

Aquaponics is pretty cool.

SupraMario ,

After the 2nd year of cutting our farm, we stopped, our vets told us it’s actually better for our rescues to have roughage than just straight grass. A good number of ours are metabolic and aren’t supposed to eat super sugary grass. After the 1st year of not cutting, all the animals look great and tons of insects came back, now we have fireflies in the summer by the thousands, I haven’t seen them since I was a kid. It’s been amazing. Some of the fields in the morning during the summer I’ll go out and just listen, as the noise from all the bugs is incredible.

O and the few small caves we have…the bats are back in large numbers as well…love me some bats.

ShellMonkey ,
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https://lemmy.socdojo.com/pictrs/image/fea3919e-3875-4e97-8798-c2dda4c301e5.jpeg

My place has a pile of bats, in a large part I suspect because of the wrap-around style gutters they like to hang out in. Had a bunch decide to move into the fireplace for a bit though which wasn’t ideal. Brought a pup that got lost into a rehab shelter. Made for a nice chance for the my kid to see something a lot don’t get to up close.

SupraMario ,

Nicely done, thanks for saving the little guy and not killing them.

Kusimulkku ,

I thought the one thing about these sort of yards compared to more varied ones is that they’re way easier to maintain.

Of course just not doing yard work is another option but maybe not so pleasant after a while.

ShellMonkey ,
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It’s less of a not doing work and more of a not trying to fight nature. I have very dense clay soil here, so trying to force some fragile grass seed is an uphill battle. But the clover and this fern-like stuff, that shows up without trying and keeps coming back. Just give it a trim every so often and let the critters that wander through help shape what suits their diets.

fidodo , to lemmyshitpost in 1st left

I love wall to wall jarpeting

CaptainBlagbird , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

I am still dressed like this though, kinda, sort of, sometimes.

But I don’t own a yard…

sukhmel ,

Maybe you own a meter then?

CaptainBlagbird ,
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I wish… It’s only a few centimetres 🍆🤏🥲

DharmaCurious ,
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pelespirit , to memes in Do you find yourself residing in bygone days?
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I just picked a random one, but natural gardens look better and no mowing. Rain gardens are pretty cool too.

ZeroCool ,

Also, shoutout to the !NoLawns community!

Imgonnatrythis ,

I’d love my entire yard to be a zen garden. 95% pebbles and a few little shrubs I care for dearly and a manageable koi pond.

pelespirit ,
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I think they might be hard to maintain, there’s a reason they rake it everyday. I remember seeing one at a hospital and it was dusty and dead looking. But if you have the energy, more power to you.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Huh. Maybe could mod a lawn cutting robot to rake it? I’d be happy to tend to the shrubs, but daily raking seems a bit much. I have piles of stones in yard now that never get raked and seem ok though.

pelespirit ,
@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

Huh. Maybe could mod a lawn cutting robot to rake it?

That’s honestly a great idea, make it look like an air ball, lol.

I have piles of stones in yard now that never get raked and seem ok though

I don’t know your set up, but if the piles of stones are surrounded by nature, then there’s movement around it and they won’t look dusty and dead. Also, it looks different if it’s all rocks and there’s no contrast with at least equal amounts of nature. That could be it?

Mastengwe , to aboringdystopia in Being in the way of cars deserve to get you killed apparently

Roads are meant for vehicles. When you cross one, the onus is on BOTH parties to pay attention. This is why in many cases, BOTH parties are fined in a collision. And for the record:

Suicide is also illegal.

spez_ ,

Roads are meant for people, not your pathetic stupid death machine. Ban them

Mastengwe ,

ROFL!

Showroom7561 ,

My dude, pedestrians get killed by cars while they wait at bus stops. Or while using a crosswalk when they have the right of way.

Suggesting that people should jump out of the way because they have an onus to pay attention from unskilled or negligent motorists seems like victim blaming.

wildcherry OP ,

Suicide is illegal? lmao what an idiotic law is that?

Roads are meant for everybody. Thanks for proving our point that vroemers think they’re entitled to polluting they way around. Disgusting people.

Mastengwe ,

Ahhh…. You’re one of those people. Going to block you now. No time for that nonsense.

wildcherry OP ,

Feeling’s mutual buddy. I don’t know why I waste my time trying to be civil to polluters.

Samsy , to lemmyshitpost in 1st left

The second looks like a face with the “plz kill me” mimic.

maynarkh , to lemmyshitpost in Trigger a whole fan base with one easy trick

https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/247b84d3-352a-4a92-9115-763fcc1375b7.jpeg

I don’t even know what an MA5 is, but bullpups are obviously superior to everything else.

Fallenwout , to aboringdystopia in Being in the way of cars deserve to get you killed apparently

My policy is: if you are weaker, you have to be extra carefull and give way to the others.

Usually in this order: pedestrian < bicycle < motorcycle < car < truck

This has served me well. No reason to risk your life in competing even if you are in the right. Being in the right serves you nothing when you’re dead.

conditional_soup ,

You must always exercise safety and pragmatism, but that doesn’t mean that the “stronger” vehicle deserves the right of way more. I’d argue that the more dangerous the vehicle is, the greater the obligation to operate it with care and due regard for others.

indepndnt ,

I think both are true.

Leeker ,

I mean I’m pretty sure this is exactly why trucks over a certain tonnage require and additional license to operate. At least here in the US they do. I’m sure many other countries have something similar.

wildcherry OP ,

I mean, it makes sense from a self-preservation point of view. Too many are upholding this exact policy while driving though, which is what I’m pointing out. One could argue that the heavier / more dangerous you are, the more careful you want to be as well.

Smoogs ,

Exactly. laws are not armour. They are simply a deterrent at best.

Moneo ,

Yes, everyone should take precautions to keep themselves safe. Everyone should also advocate for safer roads and stiff penalties for vehicular violence.

ZC3rr0r ,

“I had the right of way” makes a terrible headstone slogan.

wildcherry OP ,

What about “I almost run over a cyclist so he attacked me with a hammer?”. One can only be so tolerant toward the constant threat of vehicular assault.

Hell I almost got ran over by some bitch a couple of days ago while walking on the sidewalk.

ZC3rr0r ,

I’m not saying or suggesting that it’s a pedestrian, cyclist, driver, or anyone else’s sole responsibility to stay safe. In fact, I strongly believe the “stronger” party has an outsized responsibility to make sure they act safely and not endanger other road users.

All I’m advocating for is for all participants to be vigilant and not assume right of way will be honored by the other party.

Ultimately, only you can keep you safe. Don’t assume anyone is flawless. Regardless of where you are driving a car, walking, cycling, etc. people can and will make mistakes, miss something, or forget to check.

wildcherry OP ,

Of course. I am not disputing it. What I’m pointing out (and tbh I found it especially pernicious where I live, I did not have the same feeling in Canada or Ireland or France outside of big cities - in those places, yes infrastructure can be better, but people are actually nice on the wheel), is that dangerous behavior are normalized for cardrivers. And I would not equate dangerous behavior of a pedestrian with one of a car. In the first case, I’m only endangering myself. It’s not smart and of course people should be careful. But it’s not the same as drunk driving, for example.

Like a few days ago I was walking on the sidewalk. Some seeyouhaynetee just backdrove into me from her parking. And it’s not an isolated incident, it’s common occurrence. ALL the cardrivers in my family are taking the wheel drunk. Its normal here.

ZC3rr0r ,

I think what is considered acceptable strongly depends on where you live to be honest. Driving while druk (a felony offense in most places) is extremely frowned upon by the general public. At least, it is where I live.

Although I do get where you are coming from in terms of other behaviors, there’s a reason traffic violations are the most ticketed offenses in just about any country.

w2tpmf ,

Being in the right serves you nothing when you’re dead.

My Dad taught me this concept at a young. He called it being “dead right”.

Yes you’re right, yes they’re in the wrong. You’re still dead.

So don’t worry about other people doing it right, worry about yourself and your own safety.

EvacuateSoul ,

In the ocean, this is called the law of gross tonnage. Don’t count on the tanker yielding to your sailboat.

wildcherry OP ,

The ocean is big. How do I exercise caution when some bitch is tailing me on my bike? If I fall I die. If I side, they pass you leaving the size of an apple as security. Quit your victim blaming lmao. Ocean tankers takes half an hour to take another direction, your cars takes 1 seconds. False equivalency.

EvacuateSoul ,

I agree, and I’ve been run off the road on my bike too. I didn’t make up the thing people say. I’m not even a mariner.

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