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ivanafterall , to memes in yeugh
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Is that Harland Williams?

Petri3136 , to books in Currowan: a Story of Fire and a Community During Australia's Worst Summer

Worst summer (so far). This coming summer will be a shocker. They’ll just keep getting worse.

FreshLight , (edited ) to memes in *Violet explosion in background*

“Oompa Loompas dancing in the face of a dying child”-memes will never not be funny to be me.

There I said it!

Mr_Fish , to memes in *Violet explosion in background*

Oompa loompa doopity do

Darkassassin07 ,
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🎶 Why should we give a fuck about you 🎵

Crackhappy ,
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If you’re not greedy you will go far,

AVincentInSpace ,

Oompa loompa doompa da dee

You’re a bad person, now back to me

xusontha , to memes in *Violet explosion in background*

oompa loompas dancing

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo

They Signed the Consent Form, So Did You

CrazyEddie041 ,
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Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee

We can't assume liability!

xusontha , (edited )

Please listen to us civilly

we can kill you legally

rotopenguin , to memes in *Violet explosion in background*
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Here have your 👍 for the “typo”

paysrenttobirds , to memes in *Violet explosion in background*

Haha, I thought you meant the loopmas, which is funny, too

jimmydoreisalefty , to memes in *Violet explosion in background*

Should have listened, hahaha

Happened so much they made a song to warn them…

If you are wise you’ll listen to me


The oompa loompa song =)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=APj2ArUy6v4

Willy Wonka 1971 Oompa Loompa Song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkC8wPSmcPg

knorke3 , to memes in Urban Warfare
th3dogcow ,
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That was cool to watch. Thanks for sharing!

knorke3 ,

happy to have helped :)

knorke3 ,

happy to have helped :)

Peafield , to memes in That's some good shit

Here is an interesting fact: Bananas are naturally radioactive. They contain potassium, and a tiny fraction of that potassium is actually the radioactive isotope potassium-40. This has even led to the creation of the “banana equivalent dose,” a playful unit of radiation exposure!

ignotum ,

This was an interesting and humorous little factoid, thank you for sharing this with us

paddirn ,

XKCD created this handy Radiation Dose Chart that shows the radiation exposure you get from bananas as compared to other sources of radiation, to put it in perspective. Luckily, I’ll never get radiation from sleeping next to someone else.

VikingHippie ,

So what Randall saying is that eating a banana is the equivalent of a threesome? Never knew bananas were so SPICY

VikingHippie , (edited )

Another fun banana fact: banana equivalent dose is also the threshold at which a beer is allowed to be classified as non-alcoholic in spite of not technically being completely devoid of alcohol.

The (quite reasonable) compromise being that any content below the 0.5% some bananas contain metabolizes so quickly that it’s literally impossible to get drunk on it and furthermore too dilute for even the severely allergic and people on medicine with adverse interactions to feel any ill effects.

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

get the potassium

TimeSquirrel ,
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Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world, is No. 1 exporter of potassium.

Bread ,

I am sorry sir, but you have received a lethal dose of banana radiation poisoning. You have about 2 days to live and should start making arrangements.

SayJess , to memes in A bag could massacre a village
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Let’s be real though; we’d all eat that mega-chip.

ivanafterall ,
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I wish they'd sell bags of only mega-chips. Hell, cut out the middle-man and let me dump the pure seasoning powder straight into my mouth.

SayJess ,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Did we just become best friends?!

Veltoss ,

Crazy that they don’t just sell the seasoning for popular chip flavors.

thantik ,

I would cool-ranch my fucking chicken with that shit for real.

cz8c ,

Just crush the Doritos and use them like Panko breading on the chicken.

vivavideri ,

You just take the whole chip and grind it up!

TopRamenBinLaden , (edited )

Ive been down this path.

2 Hidden valley ranch packets, 1 tbsp onion powder, 1 tbsp garlic powder, 1 tbsp salt, and 1 tbsp paprika if you want to try to make it yourself. It tastes exactly the same to me.

You can paint the tortilla chips with canola oil and sprinkle the seasoning on. Or just drink the seasoning with a straw if you want to.

DarkErmac ,
@DarkErmac@kbin.social avatar

They call them Doros.

Classy ,

Dorotes

HappyMeatbag , to memes in we are all made in the image of the Lord
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No need for the text at the top. The pic itself is great!

investorsexchange ,
@investorsexchange@lemmy.ca avatar

The text is great because I heard the song in my head.

pigup , to memes in let the bullshit flow through me

I feel seen

Tedrow ,
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Had the same thought.

The_Eminent_Bon ,

Did Seen consent to be felt?

HurlingDurling , to memes in Urban Warfare

Cardboard commando

jabathekek , to memes in Urban Warfare
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The ents of the city make the buildings grow strong.

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