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LedgeDrop , to gaming in The game of my dreams. MK8+DKR

By the subject of the thread alone, I was thinking “Mortal Kombat 8 and Donkey Kong Racing”.

Hmmm… it adds a new meaning to Scorpion saying *"Get over here! " *

toxicbubble420 ,

mortal kombat 8 & dark Knight rises

which is pretty much injustice 1&2

nfsu2 , to memes in I'm tired, Boss
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric

Emma_Gold_Man , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

Lost your listener’s license, did you?

JCreazy , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you’re actually looking at ads, we’re all doomed.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

It already was implemented in remote exams sooooo… As soon as society opinion is ready, and wait till musk will roll out his crazy neuralink, those of us who can’t tinker with tech are doomed indeed

cro_magnon_gilf ,

And the things we find horrifying now will just be normal to the next generation. Remember when we used the term “creepshot”? The youngest adults today don’t understand what that is.

LoamImprovement ,

For refusing to stand up and shout “McDonalds” at the smart TV.

N0body , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

“Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads.”

nrezcm ,

“Ask not what social media can do for you but what you can do for social media.”

Kusimulkku , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

It’s an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.

Hiro8811 ,

Yeah but I don’t think they’ll go for since there are far less people using custom ROM than using an adblocker

Kusimulkku ,

They’re already doing it. See custom ROMs and Google Wallet. A lot of banking apps refuse to work. Then there’s random apps like McDonald’s that refuse to work on custom ROMs or if the device is rooted.

Banking apps I kinda get even though I think it’s ass, but McD’s??

PeWu ,

The comedy is that my banking app refuses to use biometrics (after update), because it says I have ““not original”” ROM, which is false. If this goes further I will flash firmware just for that app to think I have original ROM.

Kusimulkku ,

I’m in a weird position where my Google Wallet refused to work with my original ROM (MIUI) since I had unlocked bootloader, but my banking app worked. It used to be that both worked with my custom ROM, but now Wallet doesn’t work. I fixed that with Magisk + Zygisk + Play Integrity Fixer but then my banking app stopped working.

Fucking hell, just let me use whatever I want

Hiro8811 ,

I mean’t getting executed. Although I see your point. Either way I don’t plan on going back to stock. Los grew on me. Sucks but you could get them working with a sandbox. I used Gbox for a while but decided to stop for privacy reasons.

Kusimulkku ,

I managed to get Google Wallet working with Magisk + Zygisk + Play Integrity Fixer. Aaand my bank’s app stopped working.

It’s all so tiring.

Hiro8811 ,

Try Gbox or Google Space. Didn’t try banking apps but stopped receiving custom ROM on WhatsApp Signal and some other apps. Highly recommend using shelter from f-droid

Kusimulkku ,

I wouldn’t feel comfortable using Gbox or Gspace for banking, considering they don’t seem to be open source apps. Then again, searching online, a lot of people seem to be saying Wallet and banking apps don’t work with those solutions.

I’ll probably have to settle with my banking app not working and paying with card.

lemmesay , to memes in I'm tired, Boss
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what about us who pirate share almost everything?

CertifiedBlackGuy ,

You’re already dead.

This is the bad place.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

You will be judged by your peers. So seed often, at least 2:1.

lemmesay ,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

seeding is caring. and I care a lot :)

rtxn , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial!

JimmyBigSausage , to memes in I'm tired, Boss

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

coffeebiscuit ,

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

Tartas1995 ,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

567PrimeMover ,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

LeftHandedWave ,

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

Scrawny ,

We’ve come full circle.

EfreetSK , (edited )
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

You monster! Did you know that (something, something, something their empolyer is an asshole who doesn’t pay them well but somehow you’re the bad guy here)?

KingThrillgore , to memes in I'm tired, Boss
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS

lapislazuli , (edited ) to memes in I'm tired, Boss

You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.

TheRedSpade , to memes in Ducks Rule

Ducks can fuck right off.

I lifted the lid back up to avoid smashing your neck, so how about you keep your head down the next time I’m closing it. No? I hate you.

More than one duck farmer told me “the only thing dumber than a duck is the guy raisin’ 'em”.

ohlaph ,

I am not going to not do what you don’t want me to not didn’t doing.

I see where you are going.

ohlaph , to memes in Ducks Rule

Alright, alright, take your upvote.

Iron_Lynx , to memes in Doomba

This has the same energy as the knife wielding tentacle. If anyone would like to come over and disable it, they’d be more than welcome.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Knife wielding tentacle?

Iron_Lynx ,

ask and ye shall receive

Track_Shovel OP ,

Outstanding

Track_Shovel OP ,

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/3c760252-b93a-47c2-9453-e6e495b49067.webp

guyrocket , to memes in Doomba
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Boomba

RiQuY ,

Bomba.

A_Brave_Wanderer ,

Booba?

Dackel ,

Explosion

meowMix2525 ,

-ba

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