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G_Wash1776 , to lemmyshitpost in Subs go brrrrr
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Space X is a legitimately good company. You can hate Elon all you want, Space X does some awesome shit. Rockets that land and are reusable, plus the advantage of completely getting rid of the US’s reliance on Russia.

another_kbin_addict ,

Elon’s definitely following your account and making notes for that list of dicks he’s gonna suck.

totallynotaspy , to ukcasual in Went to return my trolley at Lidl and found this. Since there is no way I'm giving up my trusty token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now

Am I the only one?
Step 1:go back to the car
Step 2:grab whatever size coin is equivalent to the token (it's a quarter here)
Step 3: insert into broken cart and put good cart back first
Step 4: put broken cart back at the end

That way it's the next rub's issue.

zabil OP ,

It’s like that riddle with the fox and the rabbit and the cabbage that have a boat that can only hold two of them and ilthey need to get across a river without eating eachother on the boat. Or something.

Unfortunately I failed at step 1 by coming on a bus. Still need to get the trolley on the bus to go home, to get the coin, back on the bus and move on to step 2. There is no other way.

Phoenix3875 , to ukcasual in I hate DLR

Forgot to tap out once and that’s ten quids to the TfL.

be_excellent_to_each_other , to ukcasual in Went to return my trolley at Lidl and found this. Since there is no way I'm giving up my trusty token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now
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I'm ashamed to say I don't understand what I'm looking for here.

zabil OP ,

The little knobby thing that you stick into the trolley to get your coin or token back is missing from the chain

be_excellent_to_each_other ,
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Oh thank you, now it's funny! 😁

Ab_intra , to pics in After the walk
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You have some wonderful dogs there!

kokesh OP ,
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Thanks!

Raged_norm , to ukcasual in Went to return my trolley at Lidl and found this. Since there is no way I'm giving up my trusty token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now

Say it with me -

This is my trolley. There are many like it but this one is mine. My troller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my trolley is useless. Without my trolley I am useless. I must steer my trolley true. I must steer straighter than my enemy, who is trying to get discounted meat quicker than me. I must get it from him before he gets it from me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my trolley and myself are defenders of my shopping, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

zabil OP ,

Trollee or not trollee. That is the question we must ask ourselves upon rising daily. Do we let the wobbly wheel of life lead us astray to the central isle of distraction, or do we overcome it and stay true to the shopping list of life? No one can answer this but ourselves, and it is a daily battle.

Fiivemacs , to pics in After the walk

Looks like it just warmed them up to the idea of another long hike

taurentipper , to aww in My gal spies penguins on TV

Beautiful, wish I could give her some pets. Better watch out tho looks like shes in hunting mode lol

plactagonic , to ukcasual in Went to return my trolley at Lidl and found this. Since there is no way I'm giving up my trusty token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now

The cheapest grill you can get.

zabil OP ,

When I’m done BBQing I’ll try return it and get my token back.

Jagermo , to ukcasual in Went to return my trolley at Lidl and found this. Since there is no way I'm giving up my trusty token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now

Be careful, these are so called “Gittertiere” and they like to be in flocks.

Sudo , to pics in Went for a walk, found some unknown estate in the middle of woods.
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Side quest unlocked.

jesterraiin OP ,
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I hope the Journal will remind me of it once I beat the main quest…

GuyDudeman , to pics in Went for a walk, found some unknown estate in the middle of woods.
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Where is this?

jesterraiin OP ,
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Europe. Can’t provide more details in case I found some very secret building that definitely shouldn’t make it to public. 😉

567PrimeMover ,
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That's a good policy to have even if it's something mundane like an abandoned house. It prevents people from breaking in and wrecking up the place or getting hurt/arrested

jesterraiin OP ,
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I didn’t think about it. Makes sense.

Jolan ,

The whole picture gives uk vibes

omgitsaheadcrab ,

Looks like that bit of Hampstead Heath nearish Kenwood House, like here: maps.app.goo.gl/icAma2RCi9HxGeYeA

Vilian , to mildlyinfuriating in Went to return my trolley at Lidl to find this. Since there is zero chance I'm giving up my token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now.

i didn’t understand :/

pipariturbiini ,

OP can’t return their cart that is out of the frame, as the cart in the picture is missing its key thingy to release their token.

OP, you need to cast the ancient magic and do a self-insertion on your cart!

TauZero ,

There there, little American! Here’s a shopping cart meme more within your abilities:

mildly infuriating shopping carts

cupcakezealot , to fediverse in 12 years ago. Wonder what Lemmy will look like in 12 years?
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I’m still wishing the internet could go back to how it was in the 90’s so I’m hoping it will continue to look the same in 12 years.

NylaSmokeyface , to pics in My favourite pic of my favourite pup [OC]
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She's stunning!

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