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Raged_norm , to ukcasual in Went to return my trolley at Lidl and found this. Since there is no way I'm giving up my trusty token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now

Say it with me -

This is my trolley. There are many like it but this one is mine. My troller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my trolley is useless. Without my trolley I am useless. I must steer my trolley true. I must steer straighter than my enemy, who is trying to get discounted meat quicker than me. I must get it from him before he gets it from me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my trolley and myself are defenders of my shopping, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

zabil OP ,

Trollee or not trollee. That is the question we must ask ourselves upon rising daily. Do we let the wobbly wheel of life lead us astray to the central isle of distraction, or do we overcome it and stay true to the shopping list of life? No one can answer this but ourselves, and it is a daily battle.

Fiivemacs , to pics in After the walk

Looks like it just warmed them up to the idea of another long hike

taurentipper , to aww in My gal spies penguins on TV

Beautiful, wish I could give her some pets. Better watch out tho looks like shes in hunting mode lol

plactagonic , to ukcasual in Went to return my trolley at Lidl and found this. Since there is no way I'm giving up my trusty token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now

The cheapest grill you can get.

zabil OP ,

When I’m done BBQing I’ll try return it and get my token back.

Jagermo , to ukcasual in Went to return my trolley at Lidl and found this. Since there is no way I'm giving up my trusty token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now

Be careful, these are so called “Gittertiere” and they like to be in flocks.

Sudo , to pics in Went for a walk, found some unknown estate in the middle of woods.
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Side quest unlocked.

jesterraiin OP ,
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I hope the Journal will remind me of it once I beat the main quest…

GuyDudeman , to pics in Went for a walk, found some unknown estate in the middle of woods.
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Where is this?

jesterraiin OP ,
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Europe. Can’t provide more details in case I found some very secret building that definitely shouldn’t make it to public. 😉

567PrimeMover ,
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That's a good policy to have even if it's something mundane like an abandoned house. It prevents people from breaking in and wrecking up the place or getting hurt/arrested

jesterraiin OP ,
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I didn’t think about it. Makes sense.

Jolan ,

The whole picture gives uk vibes

omgitsaheadcrab ,

Looks like that bit of Hampstead Heath nearish Kenwood House, like here: maps.app.goo.gl/icAma2RCi9HxGeYeA

Vilian , to mildlyinfuriating in Went to return my trolley at Lidl to find this. Since there is zero chance I'm giving up my token, I guess I'm a trolley owner now.

i didn’t understand :/

pipariturbiini ,

OP can’t return their cart that is out of the frame, as the cart in the picture is missing its key thingy to release their token.

OP, you need to cast the ancient magic and do a self-insertion on your cart!

TauZero ,

There there, little American! Here’s a shopping cart meme more within your abilities:

mildly infuriating shopping carts

cupcakezealot , to fediverse in 12 years ago. Wonder what Lemmy will look like in 12 years?
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I’m still wishing the internet could go back to how it was in the 90’s so I’m hoping it will continue to look the same in 12 years.

NylaSmokeyface , to pics in My favourite pic of my favourite pup [OC]
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She's stunning!

DigitalNirvana , to pics in Went for a walk, found some unknown estate in the middle of woods.

Secret Garden

jesterraiin OP ,
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I wish. Didn’t get any good photo of what was behind the fence and hadn’t enough time to break in, unfortunately…

TokenBoomer , to pics in My favourite pic of my favourite pup [OC]

She’s gorgeous

drathvedro , to memes in Reddit moment!

I’ve mainly used Reddit on PC and only used apps for porn (because in-app autoplay is so much better). Them disabling NSFW from API completely makes it completely useless for latter. Really hoping lemmy becomes the new big thing where you can scroll, comment, and jerk off. Possibly at the same time.

ClickToDisplay , to memes in Shout out to the oil, meat, and shipping industries
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Slight inaccuracy, the data only goes back to 1979 and has not yet been verified by NOAA which has data going back to 1880.

It’s also worth noting that this is based on the Climate Reanalyzer which is intended for forecasting temperatures, not record keeping.

It would be more accurate to say it was the hottest day ever recorded by the Climate Reanalyzer.

Source: https://time.com/6292103/worlds-hottest-day-preliminary-record/

bric ,

This. It’s also not accurate to say it’s the warmest we’ve been in the past 10,000 years, it was likely warmer during the roman warm period, and potentially a couple of other points. So we can only really say it’s the warmest we’ve seen in the last couple hundred years.

That’s not to say this isn’t concerning, we’re on track to smash the roman warm periods average temperatures within our lifetimes and make the earth the hottest it’s been since the paleoscene, which would have massive ramifications. But we’re not there yet, the problem is that we will likely get there in the next few decades.

IlllIIIlllIlllI , to memes in What's in the box????

Game show question: Is this the right talking about how to get better teachers, or the left talking about how to get better police?

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