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Maguz , to technology in Advertising revenue in Twitter crashes by 50%

That’s why I am here. Well never used Twitter

Ddhuud , to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmno

Th4tGuyII , to autism in Telling other people Im autistic be like
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Way too relatable. I'm very hesitant to tell people about my ASD exactly because even if they do believe at me, they always start acting different afterwards. Not even necessarily infantalisation, just different.

I'm just lucky to be high-funtioning enough that I can pass off my social ineptitude as a result of being highly introverted (which is half true), and my tics aren't very noticible to those who don't know me very well.

ritswd , to mildlyinteresting in This poison ivy along my street

In my area they’re alongside roads a lot, and we get the occasional post on NextDoor that shows a picture of a kid with a red and swollen face, and the parents says “OMG my kid was playing with those pretty plants by the road, beware!” It really is not fun. Thankfully, as far as I know, all symptoms eventually recede.

They’re not just by roads though, a guy I know has a decent amount of land and there was a fairly massive poison ivy bush on it, that he burned in a controlled burn. I wasn’t there, but he showed me the video, it’s quite impressive. There’s also a satisfying feeling to it, it feels like payback against those fuckers! 😉

Kalkaline ,
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Burning poison ivy is really risky, you can inhale the burning urushiol and get severe lung problems. Definitely not the way to remove the stuff if you can help it.

ritswd ,

I’ll gladly trust you with it, I have no idea. Hopefully they knew it and found a way to do it safely. I think they contracted a professional for it, so hopeful the professional knew what he was doing.

baggyspandex , to technology in Advertising revenue in Twitter crashes by 50%

And no interest in thinking about why they’re down ~50% in advertising revenue.

rockSlayer ,

Didn’t you know? Acknowledging any cause would be censorship /s

zombuey ,

I still think the “saudi’s paid elon to nuke it” was a solid conspiracy theory.

dexx4d ,

When you think about it, there were a lot of populist movements growing through Twitter. It probably pissed a lot of wealthy, powerful people off.

Then Musk and Zuckerberg were called to private meetings with the president, weren’t they? And Twitter was taken over and shut down. Then Threads, owned by Facebook who is known to help out law enforcement quite happily as well as track everything, takes off as an alternative.

Desistance , to lemmyshitpost in Global Warming - USA has a channel that runs Christmas movies damn near all year long...
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I knew it was Hallmark channel before I even seen the screenshot. All they do is their own self produced Christmas movies.

dingus182 OP ,
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Consider that hot female protagonist, and the struggle with the male protagonist and the limit of time for the christian holiday? So much struggle.

nothendev , (edited ) to mildlyinfuriating in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

python3> [“fuck you comodo” for _ in range(int(input("how much you hate comodo? (give a number) “)))].join(” ")

how much you hate comodo? (give a number) 30 fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you [ truncated ]

dynamojoe ,

drop table feedback cascade; /it’s not you, it’s me. I don’t like you/

nothendev ,

No, ';drop table feedback cascase;

yads , to mildlyinteresting in I ordered a box of multiple microwave soups from Amazon, and about half of them are missing the label

Surprise soup

GiuseppeAndTheYeti , to mildlyinteresting in This sequential drive through code

It doesn’t work like that. That’s just an example.

A_Toasty_Strudel OP ,
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Big lol on that one. I’m leaving it up as a testament to the L

Clown_Tempura , to technology in Advertising revenue in Twitter crashes by 50%

Oh cool daily Twitter news updates are on Lemmy too. I have never had a Twitter account and I will never have a Twitter account.

Lakija ,

I never used my account. I hate twitter. However, I love hearing about the failures of Elon Musk.

kroy ,

While I’m the same and agree, I’m certainly loving the drama and downfall of that toolbag.

Bonzo ,
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Seriously. I didn’t join Lenny to get updates on twitter and Reddit. Apollo had a keyword filter I used to block musk trump and kanye. Desantis reddit and twitter are first on the chopping block when I get that ability.

Treczoks ,

I have never had a Twitter account and I will never have a Twitter account.

Well, if that shop continues to drop in free flight like that, a Twitter account will soon no longer matter.

PopcornPrincess , to mildlyinteresting in Red-eyed crocodile skinks look like baby dragons

Omg they’re so cute.

dingus , to mildlyinteresting in This poison ivy along my street

My dumb ass wouldn’t have known that was poison ivy and would definitely have brushed up against it. You wouldn’t think poison ivy would be so close and abundant next to a road.

Nepenthe ,
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"Leaves of three, let them be." But I'm much more used to seeing poison oak than ivy, so my stupid ass stands a chance as well. The worst in my opinion is poison sumac, because I'd never seen it in my life before moving 5 whole hours north and it looked to me like a regular old fern-like plant.

It was not. What it was was all over my whole face.

dingus ,

Oh nooo!! Rip you.

I don’t know anything about plants tbh lol I guess it’s good I don’t go outside

Slagathor ,

That sucks. Usually poison sumac only grows in very wet areas. I had a dendrology professor who said (paraphrasing) “you’ll know if it’s poison sumac if your feet are wet”. Biology never follows rules though, so who knows.

reddig33 , to mildlyinteresting in I ordered a box of multiple microwave soups from Amazon, and about half of them are missing the label

I wouldn’t order food or electronics from Amazon. Too much mixed inventory.

dingus OP ,

Ehh…there’s not much that can go wrong with the actual food component of this. It’s not like it has to be kept fresh.

jerkjaguar , to lemmyshitpost in Global Warming - USA has a channel that runs Christmas movies damn near all year long...

I’m pretty sure my wife’s grandmother only watches this Hallmark channel

dingus182 OP ,
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Not sure anyone else watches this channel.

Duranie ,

I work with hospice patients, and Hallmark is one of the more popular channels I see on in homes (the others being Game Show network, Food Network, anything showing old sitcoms, and Fox News.) I’ve even known some families to use their Christmas in July programming to let Grandma/pa think they made it to one more Christmas so that maybe they’d let go.

reddig33 , to mildlyinteresting in This poison ivy along my street

In Austin, they hired a team of goats to clear out the poison ivy in the park. Evidently they love to eat it.

RangerAndTheCat ,

Goats = Greatest of all time 🐐

Nepenthe ,
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White-tailed deer go apeshit for that stuff, too. We used to carefully pull up clumps of it and hand feed it to this semi-domesticated deer that used to hang out by the local park.

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