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clay_pidgin , to cat in fox hunting rabbits, cat?

I heard a fox and a cat fighting in the middle of the night a year ago, and it went on long enough that I went out in my PJs with a rake. Chased then around and banged on the ground to scare the fox so the cat could run up a tree and I could go back to sleep!

norimee , to lemmyshitpost in Elephent

You sure thats not just another language?

Elephant is very similar in a lot of languages like Elefant in german, danish, norwegian, elefante in spanish, portugese and italian, éléphant in french…

OpenHammer6677 OP ,

I’m not sure how definitive my quick online search using DDG and ChatGPT is, but apparently no language calls an elephant “elephent”

DDG Search

An article from search results mentioning elephent (it was a misspelling)

ChatGPT query

retrolasered , to insanepeoplefacebook in Technically, this is InsanePeopleSendingMail.
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When you learn how to nest lists in your favourite word processor

Diabolo96 ,

Markdown !

glimse , to insanepeoplefacebook in Technically, this is InsanePeopleSendingMail.

We will be GLAD to return when Christians & Those who fear God and HATE evil!

what

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Real Christians understand.

neidu2 ,

Aneurysms work in mysterious ways

some_guy ,

“God fearing” has always struck me as a ridiculous statement. It’s supposed to be a positive, like, that person respected God. No. Jesus preached of a loving God. He was delusional, apocalyptic, and a product of his time and circumstances, but he said his god loved everyone. Throw that tired shit away.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You’re thinking New Testament God.

Old Testament God is a big mean motherfucker and he will fuck you up unless you follow his very strict rules. In fact, he won’t just fuck you up, he will fuck up your entire tribe collectively because you didn’t follow the rules.

A_Union_of_Kobolds ,

Largely because he wasn’t the only God kicking around. Jehovah was originally just another local deity, but he beat up the others. You really were supposed to be afraid of the awesome power your god wielded. Ties back to the language of “you shall have no other gods before Me” - they were around, and they were real, but Jehovah was the baddest of them all.

Moses didn’t try to convince the Egyptians to worship Jehovah, he tried to make them scared of Jehovah.

TachyonTele ,

I like how the Egyptians considered the Israelite god to be an evil spiteful desert war God that lied about how his people were treated.

There’s zero evidence that they were enslaved by the Egyptians and then revolted. But thanks to one king and centuries of retoric, here we are.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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The super power of Jeovah is propaganda.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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The funny thing is that they were enslaved by the Babylonians. And they did wander through the desert back to their homeland once they were freed. A much bigger desert.

Because if it took them 40 years to cross the Sinai, something was seriously wrong.

So my guess is that at some point, some Hebrew King was like, “you know what? I like the Persians. They run Babylon now. And FUCK THOSE EGYPTIAN MOTHERFUCKERS! We’re changing the story!” And since the King was the voice of Yaweh on Earth, now they were freed from Egypt.

shrugs ,

Occams razor applies here too, your theory sounds spot on

Walican132 ,

I propose a new cinematic universe, and/or game series of wrestling matches between the gods.

P00ptart ,

I believe there was an old history channel show about this. I wanna say it was called clash of the gods or something similar?

primrosepathspeedrun ,

have you heard of ‘hinduism’? pretty sure this is just, like, cannon.

now if you really want to go nuts with it, find a hindu community in mexico.

I think the greeks may have also had something like this but it was kinda cringe if it happened.

imakeninjascry ,

I mean, have you played Smite? It’s pretty much exactly that, except it isn’t wrestling necessarily, but more like a league of legends style gameplay. But funnily enough the Christian and Muslim gods are not actually featured. Or at least they weren’t the last time I played, which was several years ago.

primrosepathspeedrun ,

I feel like, the modern approach, if one reads the bible, believes it, and isn’t a sick perv or completely nuts, is misotheism.

militaryintelligence ,

I spent a whole evening reading about ancient mystery religions, where Christianity gets a lot of its ideas

ArbitraryValue ,

“God fearing” is generally used in the context of Christianity and the New Testament God. If you believe in Hell, fear makes perfect sense.

TachyonTele ,

He’ll also spontaneously change the rules at anytime and then kill your family.

“God fearing” is a train of thought for a reason.

primrosepathspeedrun ,

okay but without fear isn’t there no morality? and, like, if nobody’s suffering, is there really such a thing as justice? if there’s not at least one child in a basement being tortured and treated like dirt, can you even call it a society? I mean, obviously the optimal number of people being horrible tortured in society is “everyone but me, in the sickest ways I can imagine”, but, y’know, progress is progress

-every fascist

ElJefe ,

I feel like those should be reversed? Or something…?

stevedidwhat_infosec ,

Trying to interpret grammar/meaning for what is obviously a real-world schizo post is where u made your first mistake

someguy3 ,

They think Halloween is evil and that everyone should hate Halloween.

primrosepathspeedrun ,

okay but it’s cool for me to not hate evil, right?

FlyingSquid , to aww in I'd want to let Max in
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I had a doggie named Max. He had bat ears. We called him BatMax. He died over two years ago. Now I miss Max.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c511e920-5ed8-40d6-ba1d-dab4445f586b.png

Not your fault, obviously.

abbotsbury ,
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Upblessing BatMax

CaptnNMorgan ,

I’m sorry for your loss. He was a good boy.

FlyingSquid ,
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He was. Thank you.

soloner , to memes in little something going on in there

This image is hurting me

jdeath , to memes in little something going on in there

ah yes the hard drive held in place by just the cables, classic.

DaCrazyJamez ,

I think every system I had prior to buildig my own a year ago had at least one drive that was secured only by cables, gravity, and misguided optimism

imaginepayingforred , to mildlyinfuriating in What fresh fuckery is this? 🤦

Finally a post that isn’t about politics

Maggoty ,

Don’t worry, it’ll let up after November 4th, December 1st, January 6th, January 20th, Second Appomattox.

angrystego , to cat in fox hunting rabbits, cat?

An alpha fox.

disconnectikacio , to mildlyinfuriating in What fresh fuckery is this? 🤦

Use Smarttube instead on android tv and stbs Smarttube

For android phones, tablets: Tubular

In browser ublock blocks youtube ads, also invidious instances.

Viking_Hippie OP , (edited )

I’m already using SmartTube on my tv and Tubular’s parent app NewPipe on my phone and now I finally have it set up so all links to YouTube addresses on my phone open in NewPipe so that I don’t get this bullshit again 😁

Corkyskog , to funny in You won't learn this in driver's ed
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Anyone have a guess of the model car?

Burn_The_Right ,

2008 Nissan Sentra

0ops , to memes in Ik ik but control yourselfs

Dr. Phal

Draegur , to memes in Ik ik but control yourselfs

Richard Johnson

Strawberry , to cat in toot

musical floof blob

ChronosTriggerWarning , to lemmyshitpost in Real heroes wear 15 cops on their back

Now, THAT’S a goal-oriented individual.

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