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TootSweet , to memes in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Now listen here you little shit.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I hope you have a wonderful and slightly off kilter night!

atx_aquarian , to pics in My annular solar eclipse pic
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Sharing amazing shots like this is why so many of us can relax and enjoy the experience without being distracted by our phone cameras. Thanks!

BluDood , to memes in Wakey wakey bananas and bakey.

ich bin jetzt banane

z500 ,
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Dieser Tag ist Bananen. B-A-N-A-N-E-N.

AlmightySnoo , to lemmyshitpost in The Marvels of Modern Science
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Meep meep!

A_Toasty_Strudel , to memes in All pollinators are important but...
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When seabees. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/aed1ada0-f569-48dd-bd04-34d681acb844.jpeg

someguy3 ,

Huh?

remotelove ,
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Navy construction personnel are called Seabees. They do other things and might actually operate firearms.

LemmyNameMyself , to memes in I hope you have a wonderful night!
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A perfect 89° angle

deegeese ,

Draw an 88° angle, label as 89°.

throwaway2567 ,

Draw a 91° angle, rotate 17° clockwise.

Label it as 89°.

leap123 ,
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Chaotic evil

Kindness ,

Some people may think you are joking.

For those who do: I assure you, the arc in the picture is less than 88°.

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in Here you go, Class
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You guys played films at school? Guess what we had.

One day my school played us a live feed of Al Jazeera Children’s Channel (now known as JeemTV), I’m not even joking. I think they were airing an episode of a cartoon rendition of 1001 Nights at the time. It was pretty cool nonetheless.

DrSleepless , to pics in [OC] Small Mossy Rock Ravine

Have the sudden urge to get my foot stuck in there

Rezbit OP ,
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I lost to the same intrusive thought, got home in my socks

Treczoks , to internetfuneral in New Intelligence

Well, there is ADHS medication, so they got it half right…

desmosthenes , to lemmyshitpost in It's like they know...
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especially if it’s a bimmer

not_that_guy05 ,

VW enters the chat.

ma11en ,

I had a mk2 Golf booked in to have the timing belt replaced, 1 week before it snapped.

2 weeks later it was crushed by a tank at Mallory race track.

dual_sport_dork ,
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Ouch.

My father snapped the timing belt in his turbo Passat at freeway speed many years ago. I suspect, but cannot prove, that he money shifted it. He reported that the noise it made was “bang.” I believe it.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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I’m a Volvo owner with a CEL and I’m scared.

dabsitidder ,

laughs while driving his 252k mile VW without a check engine light

not_that_guy05 ,

Unplugging your cel doesn’t count.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Either your VW was made before 2008 or you owe some malevolent spirit your eternal soul.

dabsitidder ,

before 2008

No comment, I am fighting the rust goblins though

Colour_me_triggered ,

The reason I say before 2008 is that around that time VW embraced programmed obsolescence with open arms. I have a 2012 Touran and around 200000 km (not miles) everything started breaking at once. Both driver and passenger side window lifts, front stabilizers and coils (separately), rear coils, gearbox control unit, rear lock, horn, file lines (twice) and now, to rub salt in the financial wound, it lost every drop of oil from the engine into a shopping centre carpark.

FlyingSquid OP , to in But they don't know what baseball is?
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By the way, if you want to know whether or not this is canon? It’s canon.

In 2266, Kevin Riley, under the influence of polywater intoxication, “ordered” a formal dance to be held in the bowling alley on the USS Enterprise. (TOS: “The Naked Time”)

memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bowling_alley

ummthatguy , to in But they don't know what baseball is?
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Which Enterprise is this in?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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TOS

ummthatguy ,
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https://media.tenor.com/1fMh-4A6L90AAAAC/walter-didnt-know.gif

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Donnie tried to tell him but he told Donnie to shut the fuck up.

TWeaK ,

Those Old Scientists.

calavera ,

The best one

HenriVolney , to memes in rust 😋😋😋

Nail soup!

BleatingZombie , to memes in Good morning I choose thoughts you've never had before.

Can we not give this animal abuser any more fame? I genuinely hate this dude

Starkstruck ,

Context? I don’t think most people know what you’re talking about.

BleatingZombie ,

Good point. I don’t want to include the video, but if you want to see it Google “hasbulla animal abuse”

Starkstruck ,

Thanks for letting me know.

UsernameLost ,

Straight up thought this was a kid

SuckMyWang ,

We can give him fame for being an animal abuser

15liam20 ,

What you talkin’ about, Willis?

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to foodporn in Kung Pao Chicken with cashews

Now this is some food worth posting here.

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