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andrew_bidlaw , to lemmyshitpost in do itn't
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You tried.

alignedchaos , to lemmyshitpost in do itn't

This Is Not a Bowl of Sexy Fruit

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in Me no speak good
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, all my friends are like this.

kittenzrulz123 , to lemmyshitpost in do itn't

confused Ace sounds

GolfNovemberUniform , to unixporn in [i3] First rice
@GolfNovemberUniform@lemmy.ml avatar

Pretty good. Some things could use some more work but not bad. Though -10 points for lying. This can’t be your first rice. 0/10

Blackilykat OP ,

I had played around with configs before but it was mostly a random arrangement of stuff that didn’t really work together (and wasn’t meant to), but this was the first time I actually spent some time making something coherent. Also the already made catppuccin theme does a lot of the job

Evil_Shrubbery , to lemmyshitpost in Open your eyes!

That’s a good message of tolerance to get out there. I still get weird looks when I forget to put it on before going out.

Obonga , to lemmyshitpost in Machines don't know their place

I do not have this weakness. My computer is somewhat of a waifu already and once we have sex robots i want them to answer my request with “Yes daddy” and “I would love to, daddy”. Cringe all you want, the future is ours.

ComradeChairmanKGB , to memes in Straps killed my grip
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

One day I will get a consciousness transfer into a fancy robot girl body and then I will open all the jars.

harmsy , to memes in Straps killed my grip

All these people are complaining about how hard it is to open a jar, and I’m sitting here scratching my head because the only times I’ve ever struggled with jars was after someone closed them too tightly. Just don’t use a death-grip when you’re closing your jars and you’ll be fine unless you’re elderly or something.

Hildegarde ,

Some jars are sealed at the factory.

harmsy ,

I’m well aware. I’ve never had any trouble opening a factory-sealed jar.

HUMAN_TRASH ,

This guy complaining about struggling to open jars that someone closed too tightly, just be stronger, unless you’re weak or something

harmsy ,

When my mother was still around, any time I tried to open a jar after she’d gotten to it, I would destroy my hands and still not be able to get it open. I could wreck tendons, give myself blisters, try all the tricks mentioned in this thread, and those lids wouldn’t budge. It was like she found a way to weld metal to glass with her bare hands. By comparison, opening the factory seal was no effort at all.

zipzoopaboop , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got ripped out of his car this time.

Should sovcit just be it’s own community? Every post here seems to be about them

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

A lot of us have been encouraging Bones to keep posting here lately because it keeps the community alive

verity_kindle ,

Also, it’s addictive. The posts make your head hurt, but the erudite comments make the pain go away.

slurpeesoforion , to lemmyshitpost in Forking heck

Mine is a knife from a different set than the others.

danc4498 , to lemmyshitpost in Forking heck

Forks where the back half is heavier then the front half give me so much rage. Why my fork keep falling off my plate???

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

But it becomes perfectly balanced when your holding food in it

Llewellyn ,

But when it has food on it, you hold the fork in your hand and thus can ignore imbalance

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

a) why are you putting your fork down? Dinner is a race.

b) does your fork have a huge jeweled pomel? I can’t image a fork so imbalanced that you accidently place it such that it falls off the plate lol.

Llewellyn ,

Some forks have really “fancy” hand - thick and heavy.

Of course, it’s a small problem, but annoying one

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I kinda get it in concept. But I can’t imagine leaving enough of my fork hanging out past my plate that this would ever be a problem no matter how heavy-handled the fork.

Can I get a pic of how you rest your fork? 🤣

Imgonnatrythis , to lemmyshitpost in Forking heck

I have a spoon that’s not weighted properly and it pisses me off.

baggins ,

Throw it in the garbage /lifehack

Rocketpoweredgorilla , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit planning to default on mortgage payments.
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Reminds me of a guy I knew that figured if the bank couldn’t get a hold of him they couldn’t repossess his house, so he ignored all their letters.

You can imagine how well that went.

TheDoozer ,

It’s not like they didn’t know where he lived.

Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

He figured they had to actually serve him the papers for it to be legal.

The worst part is you try explaining that’s not how it works to someone like that, but they will still take the legal advice of a co-workers second cousin’s family friend’s nephew just because that’s what they want to hear.

alquicksilver , to lemmyshitpost in Forking heck
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

For me, I had two sets of silverware and then two stray forks that I’d no clue from whence they came. Once I had them, though, every fork from the actual sets became the one I didn’t want to use.

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