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captain_aggravated , to cat in Pepper in her absolute favorite spot: my $200 router.
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pepper says “Is warm.”

MrPoopyButthole , to memes in But don't say it out loud

Maybe… m.youtube.com/watch?v=SexmfU6b1ik

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in pov

Oh butter my face hun

ZILtoid1991 , to lemmyshitpost in pov

ぼくのおちんちんが見せてあなたくれた。返事してください。

(Hope I didn’t mess up the for you part too much)

Jimmycrackcrack , to foodporn in Half rack of ribs

Gotta love pub grub.

militaryintelligence , to lemmyshitpost in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks

Ah, torx plus, used on Chevy bellhousings. Real easy to strip with a regular torx driver.

Lost_My_Mind , to cat in Because you liked the last cat spill

Now throw a slice of cheese on its face. Ha ha ha, silly kitty! Oh no! Kitty will get diarrea if she eats the cheese!!!

Maybe cancel the cheese idea…

intensely_human , to pics in Eat my shorts from Bryce Canyon

Without the bart simpson outline, for reference

tenchiken , to startrek in How my family got to Star Trek

Arrrrr!

JackbyDev , to cat in Pepper in her absolute favorite spot: my $200 router.

Looks like Olive!

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/208f5adf-72e5-445c-93fc-c437a3e72cde.png

gnutrino , to cat in Fierce Hunter!

Man, we’ve already fucked a bunch of dogs up with selective breeding for nonfunctional traits, could we maybe cool it with the efforts to do it to cats too…

QualifiedKitten ,

While I do share similar feelings, selectively bred cats and dogs do also wind up in shelters and rescues too.

wheeldawg , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is trying to steal his car.

I would also like to just write off some big purchases, how do I do that without needing any money?

CatZoomies ,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

You can also just write it off. Everyone’s doing it. Use the special coupon, SovCits have done it before. I’ve heard of someone who did it before, just submit it and all your problems go poof.

Alternatively, you can just declare bankruptcy! “It’s nature’s ‘Do Over’.”

Say it. Declare it now on Lemmy, and all your monkey problems go away.

wheeldawg ,

I don’t have any problems with monkeys.

CatZoomies ,
@CatZoomies@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry, not sure if the reference was known. I was referencing the show The Office. There’s an episode about debt and money problems, and some of the verbiage I used comes from that episode, including “monkey problems”

wheeldawg ,

I do not remember that gag but I don’t question it because it sounds like something Michael would say. Or Jim, but ironically.

FMEEE , to lemmyshitpost in I'm just gonna stick to slotted, thanks

АW Drive On Top

wyrmroot , to lemmyshitpost in You can see the motion too

Reminds me of a classic bit from a comedy podcast (My Brother, My Brother, and Me) youtu.be/6YqXXBKBPRI?si=_Bmjlr2LIQh56Fhi

KnowledgeableNip , to lemmyshitpost in Reject reality

Should I give up?

Or should I just keep chasin’ penguins?

x0x7 , (edited )

Chase the penguins. Cease the day. That’s what I say, because I’m the coked up personality.

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