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zanyllama52 , to memes in Another valuable life lesson from Elmo and friends!
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Stop paying rent to see who loses their home. It’s an ugly system.

UnderpantsWeevil , (edited )
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Who forecloses on the tenant? The landlord

Who forecloses on the landlord? The bank

Who actually performs the eviction? The sheriff’s office

Who therefore truly controls the property?

Atelopus-zeteki , to lemmyshitpost in Ready to party?

I don't think I want to party with those guys. I might fall out a window or something.

Paradachshund ,

Yeah and you’re gonna have to pretend to laugh at their jokes

Barzaria , to games in Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)

Toaster 1 looks like Hitler. Don’t use toaster 1.

TachyonTele , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit's daughter will surely be charged.

There’s a LOT to unpack on this one.

SpaceNoodle ,

Just keep regi staring at it

TachyonTele , (edited )

Listen. I’m going to illegally practice law, give my daughter a fake license plate, taunt cops, and get the supreme court in my state involved with my day to day. I’m a well adjusted adult! And yes, I have children.

verity_kindle , (edited ) to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit's daughter will surely be charged.
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“where do I start lol”… Well, I’ll take “fatherlessness” for $500, Alex; “poverty” for $2000, plus a side of “failing to discipline her children, before it was too late”. EDIT: grammar!

TachyonTele ,

I’m surprised he has good Grammer, since you mentioned it. Most of these are all over the place.

verity_kindle ,
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I was referring to editing my own grammar in my comment, not the content in the posted image. The mom in the post knows just enough English to get in trouble.

TachyonTele ,

I know. I just used your correction as a talking point.

TachyonTele , (edited )

Deleted. (My phone decided to double post.)

verity_kindle ,
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Fair enough! 🤝

aaaaace , to games in Help me to settle on a face design for the character I've just added to my game, called The Humorless Toaster. (It's only here to make toast, not listen to your nonsense.)

Needs: Eyes rolling and slight frown with face lines showing it’s permanent.

roboto , to lemmyshitpost in Ready to party?

Looks like a vibe, what could possibly go wrong

scytale , to lemmyshitpost in Ready to party?

Check out the band Nuclear Power Trio featuring those two in the OP and obviously you can guess who the third one is.

wise_pancake , to cat in You shall not pass!

My older cat does this to the younger one

She sits on the stairs and refuses to let him go up until he starts crying.

TachyonTele ,

My cats battle to sit next to me. The older one always wins, but recently the younger one has stepped up and started asserting herself. I’m proud of her.

211 ,

Same has happened here. While I am proud of the younger, more skittish one, it’s also an indication of the old matriarch diminishing. I’ll never be ready to lose her.

TachyonTele ,

I could have written the same thing word for word. Love it

TachyonTele , to cat in You shall not pass!

The night vision is killing me lol

Grangle1 ,

Not to mention the triumphant cry from the cat in front. 😂

TachyonTele ,

That cat owns the stairs. Beast mode. Haha

14th_cylon , to startrek in Recreation of a scene by Leonard Nimoy's grandson and Malachi Throne's son

What’s your occupation? I am grandson of a celebrity.

key…

Gradually_Adjusting , to cat in You shall not pass!
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My six year old saw this and said it was scary

N0body , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is in a mess.

Ah yes, the Fourth Amendment right to drive a vehicle while intoxicated. You could argue that the Founders were referring to horses and buggies, but clearly the spirit of the law was that it should be legal to get intoxicated and operate any mode of transportation. We’ll see how that airline pilot’s case goes, though. I’m worried that his right to fly drunk will be infringed.

SassyRamen , to lemmyshitpost in Ok, I'm a day late but hear me out
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“A second sub got eaten for lunch! I repeat second sub has just been eaten for lunch!”

Klear ,

Nobody can explain who ate sub #7!

PyroNeurosis , to cat in You shall not pass!

I love that gutteral cackle from the Lower Cat.

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