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BuboScandiacus , to science_memes in Explain that, science nerds!

Technically correct

The best kind of correct

dohpaz42 , to funny in In the 90s, it was the law that your entire family had to wear matching flag shirts on July 4th.
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So glad my family was too dysfunctional for this trend.

match , to lemmyshitpost in Remember when planes and hospitals had smoking sections? (Probably a lot of you do not).
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clearly the tobacco industry didn’t lobby hard enough

jbk , to lemmyshitpost in Where it all started going wrong...
Googlyman64 , to lemmyshitpost in Berry Barry Bury

I could hear Arin Hanson saying this in my head

Sadrockman , to lemmyshitpost in Check this out, guys.
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Did. And now we wait.

TechNerdWizard42 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit catches a clue, other sovcit doesn't understand how debt works.

I mean… Kinda. If you rack up a huge bill on credit, then don’t pay, the US doesn’t jail you. So you get the same outcome by doing nothing as you do with all this sovereign citizen nonsense. But the outcome is you don’t pay your debt.

It will be discharged, then sold and sold and sold and eventually written off as a tax loss to some other corporation. One of the things needed to keep a debt current is talking to the creditor. These sovereign citizen idiots don’t agree that the debtor is who is on the other end of the phone which is exactly what you need to do to not get the clock reset.

I see this as a Task Failed Successfully situation

gndagreborn , to pics in Progress: the Katy Freeway in Houston, Texas, spans across 26 lanes making it the worlds widest. The freeway is broken down in to 12 main lanes (six in each direction), eight feeder lanes.
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I just came back from tokyo after doing the JR pass travel to view the entire country. I fucking HATE CAR TRAVEL. taking the Narita express to the airport was so painless. Got back to IAH bush Int’ctl and it was a complete clusterfuck trying to get an Uber. Not to mention it was quite literally twice the price the express line train was. And that was one of the more expensive limited expresses too.

Halcyon ,
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Public transport in Japan really is such a delightful experience. Also the organization and the habit of the people using it. It just works. And is cheap.

Stovetop ,

Just be aware that the JR pass is meant to be a form of soft power expression, with the goal being to make it easy for tourists to get places to spend money and then make them want to share stories about how great the rail system is in Japan when they leave.

They don’t allow such good deals for their own residents, only tourists, since JR pass requires you to be a non-resident. For everyone else, it is far more expensive to travel moderate distances by rail than it even is to fly in most circumstances in Japan.

Rooskie91 , (edited ) to science_memes in Explain that, science nerds!

Ah yes, Venus. Famously teeming with life.

Worx ,

I hear that’s where women are from

Ziglin ,

Wrong Venus I’m afraid.

Tar_alcaran ,

Hey, the planet is just fine, that was the point right?

iAvicenna , (edited )
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that is like, your opinion OK??

homesweethomeMrL ,

teeming

flambonkscious ,

Is that what you kids call ‘it’ these days?

(I know, I should really get out more)

yrmp ,

teeming deez nuts haha gottem

Snowclone ,

I heard Venus never even had an infection of a biological nature.

Pilferjinx ,

“If we stopped testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any.”

-Donald Trump Venus

LordWiggle ,
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Also, nobody is gay on Venus because Venus doesn’t have rainbows.

Wait a minute, Venus sounds like the perfect place for conservatives! Elon, get your starship up and running and take all your buddies and musketeers to Venus! Please! I promise all liberals will stay here.

iAvicenna ,
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no one in venus ever had cancer

Bertuccio ,

It’s always good to have life on your team.

uebquauntbez ,

All women AND men came from Venus. Long ago. They had to leave their home planet cause of the climate crisis there. They modified the next planet in row to fit their purposes and continued to make profits there. And as a joke the leader of the immigrants named the next planet ‘Earth’, cause it was covered with water 70+ % and blamed women only to come from Venus and having destroyed the planet by buying too few shoes and clothing, cosmetic products and wanting equal rights. To show men were totally innocent, he took the planet on the other side of new home and named it after his favorite chocolate bar to show how innocent, really innocent the men were. Back then. Ah, yes, forgot. The immigrants were only 1% of the population of Venus. But they brought all their important shiny stuff with them. All the gold, all the gems, though forgot to bring blueprints of their technologies, technics and knowledge. So they had to invent every little piece of shit over and over again …

state_electrician , to lemmyshitpost in Part of this complete breakfast!

Scanning for Iridium.

Rai , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks...

Better with the top line cut off

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Next time I’ll be circumcising the meme

Bytemeister , to lemmyshitpost in every company right now

AI is the new IoT. You’re gonna see it jammed into shit it has no business being in. And it’s gonna cause major problems 10 years from now.

bruhduh ,
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Yeah, smart washing machine i have just complicates process for no reason, i mean, if i gonna launch or stop machine then i should be near so i can unload clothes to dry, and if I’m near, then why the hell I’m needed wifi smartphone controlled one? Sadly it was the cheapest one for my size (amount of clothes) requirements

toofpic , to pics in Progress: the Katy Freeway in Houston, Texas, spans across 26 lanes making it the worlds widest. The freeway is broken down in to 12 main lanes (six in each direction), eight feeder lanes.

Yea, progress, progress

alester82 , to lemmyshitpost in Thanks...
ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Thank

ZILtoid1991 , to lemmyshitpost in every company right now

There was some LLM-powered pen in the makings, I haven’t heard about it since. Was part of the Rabbit/AI Pin style of AI junk.

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