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Blackout , to cat in My under-the-table dinner companion
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Spare any fish in these troubling times?

fossphi , to lemmyshitpost in Wise words

Yes and yes

ma1w4re , to lemmyshitpost in Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.

Don’t give her pointers, she will delete them and leave you with a core dump

OldWoodFrame , to memes in Average US presidential debate

But Slightly More Rotting Corpse has the better environmental policy which we’ll need before the last remnant of Florida is fully swallowed by the sea in the next 4 years.

Delonix , to lemmyshitpost in Time for dinner

Add a shitty coffee and you got breakfast to go.

Blahaj_Blast , to lemmyshitpost in Time for dinner
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No whisky?

Gustephan , to noncredibledefense in Wisdom of the Ages!

Instructions unclear, dick caught in fence

corus_kt , to lemmyshitpost in Hello I think you'll love this house.

It’s interesting to imagine what the fancy interior layout would be like, but I have no idea what room that triple window would serve. Scenic stairs? Weird bunk bed setup? 3D printing room air vent?

HonkTonkWoman ,

Rumpus Room? High, out of the way, windows, so the kids can go ham without breaking them?

Canadian_anarchist , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is going to try and charge the IRS.
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I am surprised they even filed their taxes.

kittenzrulz123 , to lemmyshitpost in Make it stop.

It’s easy to say that brainrot is a new thing but can any 90s kid argue that this isn’t the same https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/57075ab5-9477-45ef-8a28-293a73184f75.jpeg

paws ,
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In the 2000s my brother asked our grandma to wrap a gift for his crush. She wrote something like “You’re quite the foxy young lady” and that was a good day for laughs.

FozzyOsbourne ,

Who needs a wingman when you have a wingnan?

BruceTwarzen ,

A lot of my friends complain about about the “youth”, how they dress and talk and stuff like that. I always found that odd, because i for example had either a bleached blonde mushroom haircut or bleach blonde spiked up hair. Paired with a way too big fubu shirt and weird baggy pants. They weren’t jinkos, but very close.

I have no ground to stand on when i make fun of young people and i know that. Why don’t my friends remember how ridiculous we were at 14?

SoleInvictus ,

If they’re like some of my family, they see the lived-in familiarity of their youth as “quirky” in contrast to the unfamiliarity of today’s youth which is “bizarre”. They eased into the bizareness of being a child over time, whereas they are getting dropped in the deep end when they encounter children now.

It’s all silly. Everyone is quirky and weird on some level. Some are just more open and honest about it than others and successive generations have been pushing more to be themselves.

Canadian_anarchist , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit needs help, gets crazy advice.
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Had to look up what SR22 insurance was: An SR-22 is a certificate of financial responsibility required for some drivers by their state or court order. An SR-22 is not an actual “type” of insurance, but a form filed with your state. This form serves as proof that your auto insurance policy meets the minimum liability coverage required by state law.

This seems like a process the state would impose if other means had failed. I am guessing that this sovcit has previous offences like this and refused to comply.

corus_kt , to lemmyshitpost in Virgin v. Chad (Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, 1911.)

¡Qué buen culo!

aaiding , to memes in Average US presidential debate

For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh – the stuff of which the Imperium is made.

sxan , (edited ) to cat in Zoey loves her box
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I love Zoey.

But do not tell my boys. One would probably love Zoey, too - he’s a cat’s cat, and a white-ish version of Zoey - but the other is fantastically jealous.

Friendly, pretty, outgoing, and wants to be involved in anything anyone is doing: https://0x0.st/Xau0.jpg

yum ,

What a distinguished gentleman. He’s so cute!

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

He says thank you, and you’re pretty, too.

pixeltree ,
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I love kitties that like to be involved! My parents neighbors cat loves to spend time with them and will follow them around and hang out while they work in the garden and do yardwork!

NotBillMurray OP ,

Awww, he’s adorable. Zoey tolerates everyone, but really loves snuggling with me in my computer chair.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Yeah, this one’s a lap cat too. I’ve loved all our cats, but it’s great when they’re snugglers. Tissot has a thing, though, that we say for him: “Both hands! No devices!” When he’s on you, he wants your full attention. It can make getting things done difficult, but it’s probably healthy that he forces us to take breaks from our computers.

Does Zoey shed much? We adopted Tissot when he was 5, and I expected him to create a nightmare for the vacuums, but strangely he doesn’t really shed much, for all the long hair he has. Loves to be brushed, but we never get anything off him! Is Zoey the same way?

NotBillMurray OP ,

Honestly similar. We have two others with short hair who shed a whole lot more.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I’ve read it’s the undercoat. Short hairs have an undercoat, and it sheds a lot. Longhairs don’t (or don’t have as much a one?) and so don’t shed as much.

I don’t care; I’d take a bullet for any of them.

DoctorNope , to insanepeoplefacebook in I feel like Xenu should be involved somewhere... [comment is finished in the body of the post.]

This is just the plot of Final Fantasy VII.

Protoknuckles ,

And 6 if I remember correctly.

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