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idkwhatnametopick , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved
@idkwhatnametopick@kbin.social avatar

what happens if one does have an emergency..? (Asking for a friend of course)

567PrimeMover ,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

Straight to jail

QuinceDaPence ,

You'll need to email the fire department.

idkwhatnametopick ,
@idkwhatnametopick@kbin.social avatar

I’ll make sure to carry around my mail pigeon. Why have a phone when you can have birb

svahnen , to lemmyshitpost in Disappointed by the Barbie Movie

I have not heard of this movie yet, is it appropriate for children?

zucky , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

ah, sorry unemergencies the situation

julianh , to programmer_humor in Javascript is the most popular scripting language in use today

Don’t forget jsfuck

Track_Shovel , to lemmyshitpost in Beware her mechanical spells

If anyone is wondering that’s a horizontal drill rig

blackluster117 ,
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That’s no way to talk about your mom’s new boyfriend, I’ve heard Steve is nice.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble , to mildlyinfuriating in xfinity hotspot access fuckery

Why would you throw it in the trash? If you do want to get rid of it give it to a thrift store or hell sell it on Craigslist.

And as others said do keep it because you’re pro paying a monthly fee for it/will pay a fee when you cancel and they want it back.

Sharpiemarker , to lemmyshitpost in Oh god oh shit

You’re*

derpo ,

Your*

internet_peasant ,

“Your” shows possession (your car). “You’re” is a contraction of “you are” (you’re happy).

ArchmageAzor ,
@ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world avatar

Actually it’s “ur”

key ,

Actually it’s “Arr” 🏴‍☠️

VikingHippie ,

Who do I see about my timbers? They seem to be overdue for a shivering…

zaph ,
@zaph@lemmy.world avatar

You’re*

Redredme ,

I just like it the way it is. This way it’s an insult. Like it’s probably meant to be.

Like: You (the) fucking loser. You (the) fucking failure. See?

It’s good like it is. Great even.

gon , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

Oh drats :/ I was just on my way to that location to have an emergency!

SamsungAppleOnePlus , to lemmyshitpost in Problem solved

Can’t have emergencies if there’s no way to report emergencies.

Routhinator , to lemmyshitpost in Oh god oh shit
@Routhinator@startrek.website avatar

Giving me choco milk because my epic…

…has so many god gamned tasks left in it to complete I’ll be working on it until next year.

pickle_party247 , to lemmyshitpost in How journalist view modern gamers

They’re right though. I’m into Battlebit Advanced at the moment and while it’s a refreshing take on the Battlefield formula of combined arms gameplay, its also so much sweatier than the old Battlefields I came up on were.

thawed_caveman ,

Aw man, Battlebit is sweaty? That’s surprising and disappointing

dudewitbow ,

2 days ago, i ticked off a player (probably had been called a loser at least like 6 times) just because i went around killing prople with a C4 vest in battlebit

NimbleSloth ,

I agree. I picked it up a few days ago and have been playing, man do I ever get smoked, people are insanely sweaty. I thought maybe it was due to me not playing a ton of FPS games lately and getting a bit older… I decided to play a round of battlefield and did much better. People are sweating their ass off, I’m sure it also doesn’t help that I don’t know the maps yet.

pickle_party247 ,

I went straight into it from playing a lot of BF4 recently and it really took me aback. Weapon balancing is pretty awful as well, SMGs are much too powerful- the Vector has no recoil and a high fire rate so people can kill you in less than a second with it.

executive_chicken , to lemmyshitpost in I'm going to have my PHD taken away

“Bend over and COUGH

Sir_Simon_Spamalot , to lemmyshitpost in Poop Size: Mega!

I think your head is big from brain enema

Burstar , to mildlyinfuriating in Youtube added shorts to the subscriptions page, pushing the subscriptions almost entirely off the page...
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If you use Ublock you can use this filter to clean Shorts from Youtube (FTR you only need 2 lines near the bottom that have the word ‘short’ in them, but Lemmy formatting is balls so it’s all or nothing):

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Wanderer , to pics in Australian winter

The weather is insane in Australia. It’s good all the time.

I said to my girlfriend “honestly it worth the skin cancer for this weather.” She laughed and said “I know what you mean”

The standard of living is just so much better when most days are a good day to be outside, rather than looking forward to a few weeks or a few lucky weekends a year. No long dark winters. It’s insane. I’m not sure I can live like I used to.

Even if you die young you have lived more because you have managed to do things rather than be stuck at home.

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