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cybervseas , to programmerhumor in Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!

That’s a proper gif you can hear. Very nice.

nifty , to lemmyshitpost in Alternative Medicine
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Then go lie down on the beach to relieve stress, flip yourself over after you’ve slightly browned

Freefall , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session

bitchkat , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

That would have been great when my ex made lasagna and he didn’t know the difference between a clove and a bulb.

udon , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

Totally next to the linux guy. In fact, I was in such a situation on the train before. I was just there working and the person sitting next to me noticed I had a linux desktop (in fact, GNU/Linux, btw). They were curious and vaguely interested in switching to linux for a while, so we had a nice conversation about this.

I would not bring this up myself, but it’s cool that this happens sometimes (i.e., once in a few decades of life so far)

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Totally next to the linux guy. In fact, what you’re refering to as Linux is GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

udon ,

Thank you. In that sense I find OP’s question misleading: Option 1 should be “guy who really likes to talk about the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project”

nonfuinoncuro ,

I bet I could convert a hundred people to Linux.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

Here4CatPics ,

This is the good interaction, I had the bad version:

Long ago in highschool I was interested in Linux but was thrown off it by the “Tech” group of kids who, even though we went to the same nerdy Star Trek club, told me I would be able to understand it.

I get that hurt people, hurt others; but duck those guys from 20 years in the future.

I’m getting back into interest for Linux cause I just got a Steam Deck and I’m curious as to what else I can do with a full desktop.

udon , (edited )

Good luck! The way I see it: Linux has its issues, but so do Windows and Mac OS (and others). The cool thing with Linux though is that for many problems you can create/find some form of error logs, google them, and someone online will help you. In most cases they have solved that problem already.

Windows problems often feel like black magic: Something doesn’t work, but all you can do is knock on your laptop, turn it off and on again, and pray. Unless you’re lucky and find a shady program online that you can download and install, hoping the programmers mean well.

With Mac OS, you can often solve problems by throwing money at them. But sometimes that doesn’t work and then you can’t do anything about them and just have to accept the one way to use your computer correctly.

So in that sense I don’t think Linux is “harder”. There are problems of course, but you learn to think differently about them and are often able to solve them.

Here4CatPics ,

My thoughts exactly, and thanks for such a nice reply

Semi_Hemi_Demigod , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

So I get two seats to myself? Sweet!

Vilian , to linuxmemes in Tough choice

You can punch the guy, I would help too

NABDad , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

On Friday, as we were running around the hospital where we work trying to get every computer working again, we were following the work-around to rename the Crowdstrike folder under C:\Windows\system32\drivers to “bad-CrowdStrike”.

When my coworker was typing the rename command, instead of typing “cro TAB”, he started typing “clo TAB”. He’d ask me why it wasn’t finding it, and I’d point out the typo.

I started saying, it’s not “CloudStrike”, it’s “CrowdStrike”.

By the end of the day, we were both a little loopy. I started typing “CloudStrike”, and cursing him out for screwing with my head. By the end of the day I wasn’t sure what it was either.

CloudStrike

CrownStrike

ClownStrike

It occurred to us that CrowdStrike is an absolutely terrible name. It sounds like a terrorist attack. Of course, it felt like one on Friday.

LiveLM ,

ClownStrike

A fitting rename after such a pathetic and catastrophic failure, that’s for sure.

flambonkscious ,

Yeah, let’s not key them get away with it. Clownstrike forever on

FrostyCaveman ,

CloudStrike

CrownStrike

ClownStrike

ClownStrife

Hazzia ,

Ah yes, the guy from FFVII

Stovetop ,
5redie8 ,

Yeah, I’m usually a big stickler for making sure I’m saying something right, but that name was tongue twistering me from the first time I tried to say it out loud. And we don’t even use them and weren’t hit in any way lol

hydrospanner ,

It occurred to us that CrowdStrike is an absolutely terrible name. It sounds like a terrorist attack. Of course, it felt like one on Friday.

When I first heard about what was going on, I assumed that “CrowdStrike” was not the name of the software/company, but rather some sort of advanced DDOS-like attack where they used systems they’d previously hacked and had them all do the same thing at once to another target.

NABDad ,

not the name of the software/company, but rather some sort of advanced DDOS-like attack

As we’ve discovered, both can be true.

MonkderVierte , to greentext in Anon is asking the difficult questions
7hrye65mk9 , to memes in Tankie.World

Lemmy.World admins are a waste of oxygen

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Lifetime achievement

Godzilla keeps on looking better as he ages too.

odium ,

Tf you on about? Godzilla peaked 50 years ago: m.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Bg0C8ECms

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I prefer my kaiju more rugged, that one looks like a palette swapped Barney.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

You mean Barney was just a palette swapped Hanna-Barbera Godzilla.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Yeah yeah yeah six of one half a dozen of the other.

We’re saying the same thing and what I’m saying is that Hanna-Barbara Godzilla is completely unfuckable.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, obviously. You should have opened with that. Totally unfuckable.

odium ,

Yep, Barney started in the 90s while this was 70s.

ben_dover , to mildlyinteresting in One of the heads of garlic I grew turned out to be just one solid clove

there’s also a breed of garlic which always grows like that, you may have a “mutant” there

istanbullu , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----

It’s sad that I can’t find anyone to share this with.

KingBoo ,

I’m in your exact camp.

dwemthy ,

I share these with friends who might not get it. It’s like a UDP joke

randomuser38529 ,

As long as you gave your best effort.

skulbuny ,
@skulbuny@sh.itjust.works avatar

ACK

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

I have literally one friend who would get this, and I try not to bombard him with memes, as I can tell it gets on his nerves sometimes, even when he thinks it’s funny.

helpImTrappedOnline , to memes in hallelujah

Followed by disappointment because its not as good as you remember.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

404 file not found

cmgvd3lw ,

Followed by disappointment because the video has been deleted.

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Followed by disappointment because I’m a disappointment

shoki ,

followed by happieness because you found it on some .ru subdomain with 99% ads

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

of which 85% got the uBlock Origin treatment and 4% contain my current public-facing IPv4 address

shoki ,

what do you mean by “contain my ip address”? are you behind carrier-grade NAT that some of the hosters are using as well?

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nah, I’m refering to socially engineering scam ads like the classic “ATTENTION! your Windows has error, click here to fix it.”

shoki ,

yeah, i see what you mean, but I haven’t seen on of those in a long time

fossphi ,

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Boxscape ,
@Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Followed by disappointment because its not as good as you remember.

She doesn’t beatbox at all in this video.
But she gets her box beat.

😏

Noodle07 ,

Except for that one video I can’t find again, that one was good

ipacialsection , to linuxmemes in KDE Connect is the best! Also why isn't the app called KDE Konnekt 🤣
@ipacialsection@startrek.website avatar

F-Droid is the more valuable app store anyway. I always check there before Google Play.

SomeBoyo ,

Forged google play, use the aurora store instead

AnonStoleMyPants ,

Check Neo Store. It is an alternative front end to F-droid and has been way less buggy for me. Though to be fair just yesterday it ate up 20% of my battery life due to not being able to sync a repo (I think), but that hasn’t happened before.

sinless ,

I use Droid-ify myself. It looks like Neo Store is a fork of it. Although neither has been updated for a number of months, Droid-ify’s latest version is most recent.

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