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Yamainwitch , to memes in How much for being a tv and movies junkie ?

LOL I’m literally feeling this as I rewrite my resume to get ready to jump ship to a new job before they relocate. Wish me luck lemmings! 🙃

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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Good luck witch

flambonkscious , to memes in The problem with being faster than light is you can only live in the darkness :

This is good, OP. I love that little bug where it’s still fetching the content, or drawing it. Anticipation and all that…

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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What ?

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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Its a pic of me running out of contents to view on lemmy.

flambonkscious ,

Oh. I get it when I’ve finished and refresh for moar, sometimes the GUI seems to draw before there’s content, out something

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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No it has nothing to load for the time being

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Can't title this yo
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Blueberry Shaq

ULS , to lemmyshitpost in Can't title this yo

A real life member berry! Memba that episode?

aeharding , to cat in Shelves
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That’s just efficient cat storage

Comradesexual , to memes in How much for being a tv and movies junkie ?
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And even “no skill” jobs now require 3-5 years of experience minimum.

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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Yeah it sucks

agent_flounder , to cat in Shelves
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I would love to get myself a set of these bookends.

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in Witty title
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Alrighty boys and gurls, you heard the man: we need to come up with entirely new shit to send to him! :-P

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harry_balzac ,

That would mean having to be on Xitter. The idea of it makes me feel icky.

OpenStars ,
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Oh dayum, you are right. Ok, I quit already.

Nobody likes a quitter… unless it means creating a Shitter account, b/c that’s just too cruel (and too kind to Musk’s profits).

banichan , to lemmyshitpost in When mario snaps
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This is the weirdest ransom note I’ve ever read

THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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Pay up or you know what’s coming

CptEnder ,

Itsa meee Mario!

penquin , to lemmyshitpost in Witty title

Man, I laughed way more than I should at this. Lol

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  • penquin ,

    And the lips👄

    unreasonabro , to mildlyinfuriating in Chinese AI - Double Standards

    You can usually get an AI to give you the answer you asked, just by talking to it. If it gives you some canned response, just assuage whatever fear it was pre-programmed to express (“don’t worry i’m not doing that, please answer the question”) and it will give you an answer; it’s a chatbot, not the authorities. Yet anyway.

    ironhydroxide , to lemmyshitpost in She does i swear
    Mr_Blott , to lemmyshitpost in Witty title

    Dear Americans and, for some reason, French breakfast TV presenters. The Happy-Valley teeth are really fuckin weird. Please stop

    funkajunk ,
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    What are happy valley teeth?

    harry_balzac ,

    Maybe they mean uncanny valley? Or maybe referring to implants that are popular in places like Utah valley (home to a high population of extraordinarily superficial Mor[m]ons and high rates of antidepressant use), which is sarcastically called “Happy Valley.”

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    eskimofry , to lemmyshitpost in The problem with being faster than light is you can only live in the darkness :

    You can actually see stuff because you catch up with photons that left earlier and I don’t think anybody will constantly zip around above the speed of light without taking breaks; to pee for example.

    lugal , to lemmyshitpost in Know the difference

    Can’t wait to try this!

    THE_MASTERMIND OP ,
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    Keep me updated

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