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theodewere , to memes in He is a broken man
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shit she's like something out of a 19th Century short story.. i imagine them living in a little cottage away from neighbors, so he's alone with her.. and the babies..

zyratoxx , to memes in He is a broken man
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Jennifer’s kinda sardistic lol

SpaceNoodle ,

Is that when you abuse fish?

cantsurf ,

Sardomackerechism is the giving and receiving of pleasure involving the receipt or infliction of a hook in the mouth.

tym ,

Do you like fish dicks?

What about consent?

GenderIsOpSec , to memes in He is a broken man
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Yes.

killa44 , to memes in Shame 🔔

Nobody comes here for the tuna.

chetrockington OP , to memes in Whenever I hear from my student loan servicer
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Dept.of Ed plz forgive me for I have gone to school.

Mordachai_Shedbacon , to memes in Based on a true story

This used to be me. Vacation is a skill, developed over time! Don’t listen to other people, learn what you like to do and do it, And no shame!

If you need to spend 2 weeks sleeping in a coffin under ur house, with chips & shows, u do u babe.

Transcendant ,

If you need to spend 2 weeks sleeping in a coffin

Slumbering. Vampires slumber! Viva Al Qolnidar

Laticauda , to memes in Based on a true story

“Mosquitoes the size of horseflies” I think those were just crane flies, which are harmless lol

crucifix_peen OP ,

they bit me thru my shirt

paddirn , to memes in Based on a true story

I spread my vacations out across the year, just taking one day off a week. It works out to almost 1/3rd of my year is just 4-day weeks and it’s so fucking nice. Going on weekend/week long vacations is so stressful bc you feel like you Have to enjoy yourself. Plus, it fucking sucks taking a week off and then having to go back to work, it’s so depressing being back in after all that time.

The extra day off I get each week lets me just take care of whatever issues come up during the week during business hours, so I’m not scrambling to do stuff on the weekends, or after I get off, or during work/breaks. Or, if nothing is pressing, I can just do whatever the fuck I want. I work 2 days, have a mid-weekend, then two days on, then regular weekend. It should just be the standard, why the fuck do we have to kill ourselves?

flambonkscious , to programmerhumor in Vagrant Public Networks

I’ve never got network classifications around the wrong way but this is exactly the kind of overthinking I get all the time…

Turn it to the right? - Ok am I unscrewing or screwing here (From the perspective of the top or the bottom?)

subignition , to cat in Furry angel
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stimky (affectionate)

ComfortablyGlum , to cat in Furry angel

Yeah… I’m not seeing “angel” in that expression.

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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Well, she’s a slightly bitey angel, to be sure.

ComfortablyGlum ,

As is the purr-rogative of a kitty; especially ones we love.

superduperenigma , to memes in Based on a true story

I just take a different, more affordable kind of trip 🍄

crucifix_peen OP ,

if I knew somebody with a hookup I probably would tbh

used to do delta-8 but i’ve pretty much quit because I started having bad trips/panic attacks basically every time i ate a gummy.

am open to trying other stuff like shrooms, dmt, or acid but I have no connections and no knowledge of how to make those kind of connections.

M68040 , to memes in conservative physics
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redcalcium ,

640KB ought to be enough for anybody.

moosetwin , to memes in conservative physics
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this mf just said superfluid is not a real state of matter

saltesc , to memes in conservative physics

This comment section, holy shit.

scrolls up

Yep, this is still the meme with the states of matter.

Look at yourselves. Bunch of Redditors.

papalonian ,

Yeah man WTF happened there. I just saw a "deleted by moderator" comment and a shit load of people responding quoting the comment with a bunch of I guess hate speech about LGBT? What the hell were they even talking about lmao

saltesc ,

Yeah, sometimes it’s great to nuke some popcorn and just have a good ol’ guilty watch. But this was one of those times where things got so pathetic it felt icky even spectating.

The mod: https://media.tenor.co/images/fcf5177d22199e1235bbbb1a4cab7fe7/raw

magnetosphere ,
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Some redditors just bring the worst of reddit with them when coming to the fediverse, like tracking mud into the house. Some are still recovering, and slowly acclimating to the fact that you don’t have to be an overly defensive, argumentative prick all the time. Some just stay that way because it’s all they know. Some are still learning that every difference of opinion doesn’t have to become a tiresome debate. Some are OK people. Some are just plain assholes.

As a reddit refugee, I’m in that paragraph somewhere. I’m only half joking when I call it PRSD - Post Reddit Stress Disorder.

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

Tldr.

30mag ,

slowly acclimating to the fact that you don’t have to be an overly defensive, argumentative prick all the time

I’m sorry. I am really trying to be better.

average_internet_enjoyer ,

Babe wake up new mental disorder just dropped

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