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itsaj26744 , to unixporn in Any idea on how I can improve?
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Still improve? 🥲

plutolink , to linux in I had a journey

This is the Linux content I was looking for. So relevant and insightful to Linux itself. Like, wow, this is so much better and so much less insufferable than Reddit’s userbase, amirite, guys? It’s so refreshing seeing the same ideology leaking into literally every community, the diversity is so nice to see, like, wow, yes.

Cinnamon3431 ,

if you dont like it, take your shit and leave :p

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Cursed
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Dogs gonna pee on that log

UltraMagnus0001 , to memes in Wedding pricing makes so much sense.

or for people that live in the town where they steal the water from to resell to them.

ubermeisters , to memes in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse
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Will you butt hurt teenagers get over it already please

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Wait, he hurts butts of teenagers too?? Outrageous, but not unexpected.

ubermeisters ,
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He prefers teenager butts, from what I recall reading on places where I did zero leg work to verify the authenticity of said accusations.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

I read it somewhere that he likes fish sticks and smells of elderberries.

ubermeisters ,
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You dont get any karma for the references btw

Evil_Shrubbery ,

You guys are getting karma? Can I sell it on Reddit for irl bottle caps?

I just generally never do anything so I’m karma neutral, perfectly balanced, like all things should live long and prosper.

ubermeisters ,
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Sloths have been incredibly successful, from an evolution point of view (.by that i mean, somehow they exist still, which seems like a miracle) so i can’t refute your principles.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Sloths are immune to carma attacks confirmed.

Tho sometimes they bloom green (algae in the fur) & basically absorb CO2 so in current conditions that’s a slippery slope towards positive carma.

… those lazy bitches gonna get extinct via passive-aggressive positive carma attack from anxiety monkeys. Tbh, that’s a pretty niche attack to anticipate like 5+ million years ago, they stood no chance.

stevedidWHAT ,
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Hello there king ubermeisters,

It is I, the humble spokesperson for all of Lemmy. We sincerely apologize for falling short of your almighty opinion of opinions and expectations! How naive of us to air our own feelings about someone online and forget about your precious opinions and reaction to reactions.

In the future we will try Uber hard to think about your all-important feelings about another lying corpo pig who outright lied and defrauded one of his own user base. Surely one day your ball gobbling sycophant glory will be repaid in full through a deep and rough anal plunging you so clearly desire. Soon you will join the ranks of your masters - do not fret us lowly people.

Sincerely,

Eat shit.

ubermeisters ,
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Sure bub.

Let me give you a little cheat to life, if you see somebody using the word sycophant you can immediately write them off because I’ve never once in my life met anybody who meant a single thing and use that term. It’s literally a word the rest of us used to filter out people like you thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Time to leave moms basement my man. Blocked. Don’t bother.

stevedidWHAT , (edited )
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Dude not only had to go through my post history to come up with something but STILL only came up with “only idiots use the word sycophant”

Don’t try to play like your self esteem isn’t so low that, despite blocking me, you’ll still come back to check.

Stay bitter and angry and continue to wonder why our life is so miserable.

Tetsuo , to memes in Things that don't exist

The excuse is generally not that they work harder but that their experience and skill makes them somehow difficult to find.

But again even if they have very specific experience and skills these salaries are absolutely bullshit.

It’s not like 1 in a million person can handle a CEO job. It’s obviously not true.

I really think we should all have laws that set the maximum gap between salaries in a business. That way CEO can still bullshit people about insane salaries but at least they will have to pull up everybody in the business.

Let’s instrument the CEO greed so that they are forced to pay everybody below them before they can get a raise.

juliebean , to memes in Wedding pricing makes so much sense.

if i went to a friends wedding, and they were charging for water, i would just leave. is this even a thing cause it sounds fake as hell.

transientDCer ,

I think the joke is about caterers doing this. Book a photographer session vs a wedding photographer and the prices are going to be drastically different.

dustyData ,

It’s the BS fee. You’re not just paying for the pictures, the water or the food. You are paying for them to put up with yours, your family and guest’s BS for several hours, plus the nightmarish logistical stress of making it all happen flawlessly on time.

orvorn ,

This - I’m a photographer and I try to avoid doing weddings, even though they pay more, because of the sheer stress involved.

shuzuko ,

Not just that, but the expectations are almost always significantly higher (and, in return, the effort that you as a consumer get from those vendors should also be higher.) Speaking from the position of someone who supplies the cake industry, for example, you’re not just getting “a cake”. You’re getting a multi-tier work of edible art that took that cake decorator four times longer to make, requires a special setup for transportation, and usually requires another half hour to an hour of the decorator’s time to fully set up once on site. Any old cake could feed 100 people, sure, but do you really want pictures of a flat single layer cake decorated with ugly, mushy balloons half-assedly piped on by the resident 18 year old at your grocery store, transported in a flimsy cardstock box in Aunt Hester’s 1970 woody wagon so that half the icing is stuck on the top of the box? If you do, great! You can save a lot of money that way, for sure. But most people want a 3-4 tier cake, decorated immaculately with flawless buttercream and covered in flowers. That shit requires effort, and effort means money.

Rodeo ,

This seems to me more a problem of people wanting to much.

At my cousin’s wedding the bride made her own cake. And they didn’t want a huge wedding so it only had to feed like 20 people instead 100.

The problem here is the absurd extravagance that people want in a wedding.

shuzuko ,

Oh, not arguing that. Just pointing out that this is a large part of why price goes up when you mention the word “wedding”. Even if a particular individual doesn’t care to have absolutely top-tier perfect service, they’re in the minority - and those vendors in the wedding industry price their services to fulfill the expectations of the norm, not the exception.

Nioxic ,

Normal dress: 1000 dollars

Wedding dress: 10000 dollars

Check out the price of wedding cakes vs similar amounts of normal cake

ryathal ,

There is an acceptable markup for a tiered and decorated wedding cake vs a grocery store sheet cake. There are also lots of places that charge way above that rate.

Spendrill , to memes in Wedding pricing makes so much sense.
SickPanda , to memes in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...
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What does the red symbol next to the username of OP mean?

adam_kadmon OP ,

Hey, not sure since I couldn’t see it, but I got arbitrarily banned, so maybe it was that. Gotta give it to the admins, they’re taking their LARPing seriously

HybridSarcasm , to technology in Low Code Revolution: Transforming Enterprise Software Development
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spam bot drivel

Omega_Jimes , to cat in What do you think - tummy rubs or trap?

My cat does this, and it’s a trap unless it’s footpets.

I don’t know why, but she’ll swipe and cry if she doesn’t get her footpets.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Does this mean she wants her feet petted or she wants to be petted with your foot?

Mine seems to think that my feet sweat the elixir of the gods and gets mad if I greet her without removing my shoes and socks. She has a particular glare for when she goes to lick my foot and there is a sock on it.

Omega_Jimes ,

Sorry, pet by my foot. I run my foot along her belly and she melts.

The smell might be having an affect here as well haha.

ChickenLadyLovesLife , to memes in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...

Quick plug for this guy’s channel: www.youtube.com/

Not really political, just interesting first-hand accounts of life in the USSR (Ukraine specifically) with a bunch of period photos mixed in.

Kidplayer_666 , to linux in I had a journey

For me it was more of a: went from centrist to we need better regulations but we must ensure competition.

GarbageShoot ,

You’ll get there

assassinatedbyCIA , to memes in Its Nothin New...

So that’s why they killed him

iHUNTcriminals , to piracy in So long... I'll not be returning

Who would name their child that?

cooopsspace ,

Not op, but I only give my initials. They dont need my full details. They’re lucky they get initials.

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