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Bianca_0089 , to memes in Jiv me a break

Whatever causes the asker to have the biggest breakdown at the time!

“4G-LTE”? Well that’s ‘Forgull’ty’

Nikls94 ,

Reminds me of “L‘mao” and "C‘tryl“

argv_minus_one , to memes in Jiv me a break

Hard G. It’s “Graphics Interchange Format”, not “Jraphics Interchange Format”.

cordlesslamp ,

Try to pronounce the letter G. What does it sound like? Hard or soft G?

Now, while pronouncing “G”, close your lips to make the sound “G-if”.

There you have it, how to pronounce “Gif”.

Ps: honestly, That just popped up in my head a moment ago and I’m just trying to troll, wholeheartedly I believe it is hard-G as in Graphics.

geissi ,

Try to pronounce the letter G. What does it sound like? Hard or soft G?

According to wikipedia the phonetic usage includes:
[g] [d͡ʒ] [ʒ] [ŋ] [j] [ɣʝ] [xχ] [d͡z] [ɟ] [k] [ɠ] [ɢ] /dʒiː/

For English pronunciation it lists:
/dʒ/ /ɡ/ /ʒ/ and silent

Squids ,

Does that mean you also pronounce scuba sku•ba instead of skoo•bah? Because that U stands for Underwater not OOnderwater. And what about Jpeg? Shouldn’t it be Jeg because the P in photographic is silent.

AnarchoYeasty ,

Or jfeg because photography has an f sound.

It’s soft g gif. Because the original joke was choosy moms choose jif, and choosy web developers choose gif.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime , to memes in Running, on our way, hiding, you will be dying, one thousand deaths

You will pay dying.

Love how random this is tho

agentshags , to memes in Running, on our way, hiding, you will be dying, one thousand deaths
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t even listen to matallica anymore, but this is gold

Leer10 , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

I’m a firm believer of 01 Jan 2023 for everything else

SubArcticTundra , to memes in I LOVE BIG FAT COCKS
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

That has to be the biggest cock I’ve ever seen. Do you happen to have a picture with a black one as well?

alcoholicorn , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

The dashes waste space. You’ll know what 20230809 means in context.

Samsy OP ,

Wrote it on another comment, this way it loses human-readable a bit.

I saw these with hh:mm:ss all without keystrokes. That’s the worst.

robot_dog_with_gun ,

i’ve seen some software use . although that’s less human-readable than -. i hope you still use 8.3 naming on everything if you’re complaining about two hyphens.

TheNitroZeus , to memes in 2023-08-09.jpg

Seeing as I do a lot of AV editing I use this format to keep track of Audio files I do production on. YYYYMMDD Filename Version. It’s often a case of working on a file and coming back to it weeks or months later, and in most cases there are multiple versions and revisions as I collaborate with my production partner.

It helps me keep track of the timeframe, what it is and which version so I can ensure rendered versions I’m using in other directories or as assets in other files are consistent and up to date.

The directories got quite messy and confusing initially until I adopted the ISO date format for this case.

grue ,

in most cases there are multiple versions and revisions as I collaborate with my production partner.

Y’all MFs need version control.

DeadGemini , to unixporn in Need help with polybar config
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I’m honestly not 100% sure, but I don’t think so. Waybar does though, with the tooltip option.

Waybar is similar to Polybar, but only works on Wayland rather than X11. Configuration is a bit different, but similar in many respects. If you’re using i3 with Polybar now, you can install Sway as the window manager and drop your i3 config into ~/.config/sway/, it should work exactly the same as i3 after a few minor tweaks. Once Sway is set up, you can install and configure Waybar. The config file is not a drop-in replacement like Sway was for i3, but if you can figure out Polybar, you can figure out Waybar.

Link to the Waybar wiki on Github

lowleveldata , to memes in Primes

Yo what about my man 9

Gap ,

7 ate them

teancom459 ,

@lowleveldata @HiddenLayer5

You asking why 9 wasn’t at the party?

It’s because he’s a square

Aesthesiaphilia ,

Eyyyyy

huf ,

9 isnt prime, it’s divisible by 7

just not very well…

jerkface , to reddit in Just deleted my reddit account, along with all my posts and comments.
@jerkface@lemmy.ca avatar

Now get banned so your “deleted” account history is marked too toxic to exploit.

Colour_me_triggered , to memes in Jiv me a break

It’s yiff, like furry sex. But in all seriousness, if you don’t pronounce it with a hard g, then you can f##k off on the short bus.

Cyberwitch_7493 , (edited )
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You had me until the short bus joke. Are you aware that’s vaguely super ableist?

Colour_me_triggered ,

As someone with pretty profound learning disabilities, I’d like to point out that… It’s actually very ableist. Maybe putting us in bus ghettos so you can sanitise your school system and isolate your darling children from the freaks is slightly worse though.

kluevo ,

Assuming short busses are the same as minibusses, it’s kinda funny because my old school district uses them for transporting the ‘intellectually gifted’ students to a special advanced class. so ‘taking the minibus’ is something of a compliment where I’m from.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Intellectually jifted. Yeah my significant other was one of the short bus to the magnet school kids. But I’m European, and we don’t segregate based on neurotype (at least not to the same extent).

Colour_me_triggered ,

Question: person with autism, autistic person, or autist? Justify your answer.

Cyberwitch_7493 ,
@Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I have AuDHD and don’t really care. I know some do, but I’m no longer so scrupulous.

Colour_me_triggered ,

I prefer autist. People shouldn’t need to be reminded that I’m human.

PizzaDeposit , to memes in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

Same

Naomikho , to memes in LET'S GOOOOOOO
@Naomikho@monyet.cc avatar

I’m quite enjoying the sugarless candies I have in my drawer at the office.

terminhell , to memes in Jiv me a break

.jeff

Drhype ,
@Drhype@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bezos

dandroid ,

I have a friend named Geoff who says gif with a hard G. I like to pronounce his name with a hard G after that. Geff.

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