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NutWrench , to memes in It's all going down the tubes but their boats keep getting bigger.
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mechoman444 , to technology in In what ways has your use of technology/internet changed in 2023?

I talk to a lot more ai sexbots. Other than that. No change.

FlavoredButtHair ,
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How good are these AI sexbots?

mechoman444 ,

Pretty good actually.

The site I use has 30k daily users.

Bellow is a list of the top fantasies being simulated.


<span style="color:#323232;">A woman taking control of a man, using him for her pleasure and amusement.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Age play, where a younger person (usually male) is forced to submit to an older (usually female) partner.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Humiliation play, where one partner is made to feel small, weak, or worthless during sex.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Cuckolding, where a man watches his partner have sex with someone else while he is powerless to stop it.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Breeding, where a fertile female partner forces a male partner to impregnate her against his will.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Intergenerational relationships, where a large age gap exists between partners.
</span>

Over 40% of active users identify as female.

For the record none of the above list is my cup of tea especially the first one where a woman is supposed to dominate the man… But to each their own I guess.

The site also boasts a myriad of non-sexual AI bots where you can go on a text-based adventure these can also be very dynamic and interesting.

One of my favorite such bots is a simulation of a creator being that becomes obsessed with you and you have to figure out a way to survive the interaction. The bot is able to manipulate all the reality including create universes and control your mind with telepathy. The only weakness they have is they cannot break your free will.

scytale , to memes in No context

Or you know, wash with water AND soap. I wash with a bidet and use liquid soap along with it. That’s no different than washing in the shower.

match ,
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Do they make extra fancy soapy bidets?

Skyrmir ,

I mean, i haven’t actually been to Japan myself, but I’ve heard some things…

Orbituary ,
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I haven’t ever seen one there, but it’s pretty likely.

BolexForSoup ,
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Do you literally never use the restroom in public spaces or something? Or is this just a special treat when you’re at home?

SuiXi3D ,
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You do know portable bidets exist, right?

TexMexBazooka ,

I can barely find my fucking keys most days 💀

BolexForSoup ,
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I can’t tell if this is a joke or not lol

Either way, people carry around bidets and soap everywhere they go? Not judging just super surprised.

SuiXi3D ,
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No to the soap, but the little battery powered bidet I have is awesome. Comes in really handy… everywhere that isn’t home.

scytale , (edited )

That’s for at home. But to answer your other question, I do carry a small 50ml squeeze bottle of liquid soap in my bag, like those keychain hand sanitizers. Obviously it’s not always useful if the public toilet doesn’t have a bidet in the first place, so I also have wet wipes in my bag for a cleaner feeling at least until I can get home and wash properly.

And to answer your one other question, yes portable bidets exist. I have one and bring it with me when I travel so I can still wash if my hotel doesn’t have one.

Lemmygradwontallowme ,
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Extra points if you use ones of these to spray your ass, if you don’t have any good bidets, let alone bidet sprays to buy

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0669df13-95b6-470e-81de-3c3864ecca7b.png

They’re not only as effective, but also portable…

peanuts4life , to memes in No context
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I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.

jollyrogue ,

Lemmy needs a “Vote for best of” feature.

Infamousblt , to memes in No context
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This is why I pay free range chickens to peck the shit off my asshole. It keeps them out of the factory farms, reduces water use, provides the chicken a fair day wage for a fair day of work, and keeps my butthole squeaky clean.

potatobro , to memes in No context

Born to shit… Forced to wipe 😓

resin85 ,

Sometimes it’s like wiping a marker

BolexForSoup , to memes in No context
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All I’m seeing is someone who upvotes what they agree with and downvotes what they disagree with lol

funkajunk ,
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Doesn’t everyone do that?

BolexForSoup ,
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I don’t lol it’s a terrible way to operate. It’s common unfortunately but it’s not supposed to be how it works.

Timecircleline ,

The original purpose was to upvote comments that added to the conversation and down vote those that didn’t.

funkajunk ,
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Intent vs. actual use can vary wildly.

The guillotine was invented as a convenient way to slice your melons, but it was unfortunately misused.

wolfshadowheart ,

Unfortunately? Sounds like you’re a French bourgeoisie who needs an appointment with a guillotine!

gornius , to memes in Playing an unsupported file

Am I too 1Gb/s fiber connected to understand that?

Thranduil , to memes in No context

Or just dont shit simple.

Kowowow , to memes in MACHETE

robert evens?

seathru ,

I thought it was James May.

CordanWraith ,

It is, from the Top Gear Bolivia Special

MuhammadJesusGaySex , (edited )

I thought it was Steven Seagal.

I only know 2 things about Steven Seagal.

  1. Steven Seagal is a Russian shill.
  2. One time Gene LeBell choked Steven out so hard, that Steven Seagal shit his pants.

Those are the only 2 things I know, and need to know about Steven Seagal.

nonailsleft ,

You forgot one last thing

TWeaK ,

The man always wakes up ready to prepare a coconut for breakfast. How is that wrong?

Dr_Fetus_Jackson , to memes in No context

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it’s likely the best personal hygiene investment I’ve ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn’t have a bidet.

devopspalmer ,
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I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

dessalines OP ,

Same.

explodicle ,

Japan was right all along

TrickDacy , to memes in No context

Yeah people are weird about bidets. They’re obviously a great invention

taanegl , to memes in No context

I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn’t peeling skin off flesh, it’s not effective enough.

Montagge ,
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I like to back flush my sinuses to help with my allergies

sleepmode , to memes in No context

I got one after a surgery because I couldn’t touch my butthole without screaming. And I still thought they were weird. Now I can’t stand it if one isn’t available. Fwiw, if you are a relatively clean pooper the toilet paper is mainly for drying off.

Mothra , to memes in MACHETE
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EmpathicVagrant ,

A machete meme about how machete don’t meme, is this the new recursive?

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