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rotopenguin , to memes in Already cracked
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Eh. By the time I have hardware that can actually play Starfield, it’ll be a GoG giveaway.

jet , to technology in [OPINION] LinkedIn's new content strategy

Dead internet theories proving more and more applicable

Gormadt , to memes in Next level
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Jokes on you, my relatives have said my existence is unacceptable for years due to my sexuality

riodoro1 ,

Jokes on them, its their existence that is unacceptable. The fucking planet tells us so.

HurlingDurling ,

I’m sorry to hear that. You’re existence is not unacceptable

Carion , (edited )
@Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

Everything humans do is natural.

trafguy ,

I’ll have you know it’s perfectly unnatural when I invert my corporeal form to assimilate my terrified victims into the eldritch void where my soul used to be.

But in all seriousness, agreed. It’s not possible for something that’s part of nature to be unnatural. All behaviors are natural. Some behaviors pose a threat to the individual or society at large, and that’s the only case where any action should be considered, but only as a harm reduction strategy rather than punitive. An individual’s sexuality, gender identity, etc., definitely don’t qualify as dangerous.

MobileTechGuy OP ,

Jokes on your relatives, they’re unacceptable and have demonstrated a such

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s why they got demoted from family to simply relatives

Family is the relationship, relatives are blood

Family doesn’t treat me like they did

Finally getting away and being able to be me was bliss.

It was like stepping into the dawn and feeling the sun hit your face after a long cold night. The shivers that go through your body as the cold leaves your body.

The shaking breaths as the fresh air hits your lungs.

And the sadness for others still stuck in the darkness. Those afraid that the new day will be as dark as the old night. Those who are trapped still unable to breathe the air of freedom.

And for them I still dip into the shadows, so that I may show them the light. For without someone showing me the light I would have never gone through the pain to step out for myself.

MobileTechGuy OP ,

Good for you.

I wish you well

Carion , to mildlyinfuriating in The Spotify Car Thing cost $100, but I can't use it anymore.
@Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

Wait till they put Denuvo in the car, for you montly driving plan.

Apeeksiht ,

Need to ask a crackhead like Empress to crack it for us. I’ll trade prozac tabs.

Gork ,

I don’t understand why people (guys, most probably) simp for Empress. Do they think she’s gonna have sex with them or what?

Carion ,
@Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

Maybe they like that she is skilled and take the risks for cracking games? Or like some of her wild opinions? I can only guess…

themagzuz ,
@themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

you can appreciate her cracking skills and still hate her for everything else she does, like running a cult and refusing to tell anyone else how to crack denuvo, even though she literally makes zero money off it so she’s literally just keeping it secret for clout (presumably to fuel the whole telegram cult thing)

Carion ,
@Carion@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

Well I’m not a member of this cult, but I believe admiration for cracking skills always existed before her, now it’s different because she is more socially open than a average cracking group. The scene on the denuvo part is basically her so It’s easy to build a cult, as you said she keeps a monopoly.

Apeeksiht ,

Lmao if skip the real simps most people are there for drama only and ig she is the only cracker close to a community rest don’t respond directly to general audience. Though i feel her drama is over the top and waste of time.

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

Yes. My personal belief is they want account-bound services normalized by the time self-driving cars become viable. They would HATE for us to have the ability to lend our cars out to other people throughout the day without giving them more money

dzervas ,

We are in the era that other than games, the companies have not yet caught up with anti-cracking techniques. I crack shit as a hobby and everything is fun and challenging until you start to mess with games. It’s insanely difficult, a CONSTANT cat n mouse run and sooooo damn time consuming

El_illuminacho ,

How can I get started cracking software myself?

dzervas ,

ok so first of all you need to know programming. nothing crazy but you should definitely know what a “function” “loop” or “variable” is and some basic HTTP knowledge (what is an HTTP reuest, what’s a header, etc.).

now, your target is to bypass the license check. there are many ways to go about that:

  • the web way: intercept the traffic between the app and the server. maybe the app tells the server “am i licensed” and the server responds “no” and if you just change that you’re golden. to intercept traffic the golden standard is “burp proxy”
  • the exported function way: I’m sure that you’ve seen that all the apps that you install come with various dlls. these are “libraries” which means that they’re a bunch of functions in a package. most times they also include the name of their functions and more often than not you’ll find a “is_user_licensed” that returns a 0 or a 1. hooking that to return 1 will hand you a win
  • the exe exported function way: same as the above but the function lives inside the exe. BTW exes are exactly the same as a DLL (and you can actually execute a dll or import functions from an exe!)

you can find any function that gets called and has a name (the names are called “symbols”) using frida-trace

afterwards you can write a frida script (javascript) that either replaces the entire function or append/prepend code to it. most times you want to append code that just returns a value as to not mess with the programs internals

if you have a .net app though the whole process is WAY easier as you can read all the code of the app using a decompiler - dnspyex is the gold standard

of course not all apps are that easy to crack. it’s more of a time/mind game and less of a skill one. sure, you get much more efficient and the solutions start to “smell”, but trying to crack an app that has stripped symbols (no function names) and everything is statically compiled (all the dlls are shoved into the exe to make it harder for us) can make your life much more difficult

since this is a “starter guide” i’m gonna leave anti-reverse, anti-debug and obfuscation completely out of the discussion. unless you get a moderately good grasp what the above terms mean, don’t bother

I also didn’t talk about actual reversing with a debugger/decompiler/disassembler as I think that it’s better to find out about them as-you-go. don’t start from that. it’s intimidating

Don’t get intimidated. You’ve got it. Remember that it’s not about skill (ok don’t go cracking IDA Pro or denuvo), it’s about patience and methodology As the hacker say: Try harder and happy hacking 🙂

NOTE0: ALWAYS ask chatGPT stuff. if it refuses to answer put the question in the context of “malware research” NOTE1: I think that someone somewhere may have told me that a very popular app owned by dickheads used in the 3d printing community is a very good starting point 😀 NOTE2: You’re more than welcome to ask anything - PMs or otherwise

EDIT: I forgot to mention reversing divas: since this is such a niche thing to do and you spend your life away from grass, some people involved are in the mindset of “this is not for everyone, you’re stupid and you can’t do it, etc”. Fuckem

riodoro1 , to memes in My body can't handle that much fun it seems

Life kinda sucks, doesn’t it?

Skaryon , to technology in I asked leonardo.ai to generate an image of itself. This is what it gave me.

Stupid sexy AI

cyborganickname , to technology in I asked leonardo.ai to generate an image of itself. This is what it gave me.

Who knew AI was so modest?

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

modest or lazy by saving on those polygons… tsk tsk

kungfusion , to lemmyshitpost in My posts are apperently not artsy enough for Internet funeral

looks like melania

ThunderWhiskers ,
@ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world avatar

It looks like Amber Heard

VieuxQueb ,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

From the thumbnail I tought it was Dave Mustaine.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Hang 'er 18?

poppy ,

Looks like Beth from Yellowstone

zcd , to lemmyshitpost in My posts are apperently not artsy enough for Internet funeral

Not my proudest fap

Alexxxolotl ,
@Alexxxolotl@sh.itjust.works avatar

Shame, it should be :kekw:

Napain OP ,

this comment made me chuckle in public

pancakes , to memes in Remember me comrades!
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fuck tankies but also fuck OP

LinkOpensChest_wav ,

Looks like OP is going full-blown “I don’t hate the homeless, but…” elsewhere itt

I’d love to see his ass banned again

Tyler_Zoro ,
@Tyler_Zoro@ttrpg.network avatar

As someone who has worked extensively with the homeless, I’ve seen quite a few examples of where supposedly anti-homeless takes have been attempts to inject more nuance into discussions than simply being pro- or anti-homeless, both of which are practically meaningless positions.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,

In this case however, OP just has some awful opinions about people he assumes are homeless. So not really any nuance here, just sugar-coated classism and general bigotry

Maddie , to lemmyshitpost in Fascinating
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mmm hell yes he is!

MaryReadsBooks ,

Hell yes he is!

Xirup ,
@Xirup@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

yes he is!

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

He is!

gogosempai ,
@gogosempai@programming.dev avatar

Is!

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

!

dingus , to memes in We'll find you
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

style is boomer, execution is fine.

chemical_cutthroat ,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what I thought. I was like, what badass newspaper did they clip this from?

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

The joke is a real knee slapper, I dare to say.

eatmyass ,
@eatmyass@hexbear.net avatar

Redditor, amirite? 🙄

UlyssesT ,

Get this… what if some people are neurodivergent? LOLOLOLOLOLOL so-true

Captain_Jimmy_T_Kirk OP ,
@Captain_Jimmy_T_Kirk@lemmy.ml avatar

I like the old style comics. Reminds me of stealing the comics section of the paper when I was a kid.

Zehzin , (edited ) to memes in Elbe Day
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

This could have been us but the boomer’s dads chose the cold war 😞

EsteemedRectangle , to lemmyshitpost in Finding out the hard way

Which one is which?!?

kameecoding ,

parchment = oven safe

wax = oven fire

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

oven unsafe

Empricorn ,

I am far, far from skilled in the kitchen, but this is 100% user error. Even I know enough not to put anything in the oven unless I’m completely certain it’s heat-resistant…

Vespair ,

You understand that the reason we make candles out of wax is because it’s a solid fuel, right? The same reason candles work is the reason wax paper isn’t oven safe.

jasondj ,

A lot of people think that the wick itself is the fuel. I only recently realized that it’s “wicking” up melted wax, and the wax itself is the fuel.

Vespair ,

Yeah, I recently learned that most people are totally misunderstanding candles when Hank Green had to do a whole series on “where does the wax go?” on tiktok. Blew my mind that it wasn’t obvious to everyone.

_jonatan_ ,

If someone had asked me “what percentage of people know how candles work?” I would probably have answered something like “95% of those over the age of 5”. This is very disconcerting. Not that candles are terribly important, but just the lack of reasoning.

zalgotext ,

Is it really that weird to not fully understand how candles work? They’re rarely used nowadays if you have electricity, and it’s not exactly the most intuitive - I mean wax melts, and reveals more wick, and the wick is the thing you set fire to, so I don’t think it’s that weird to think the wick is burning.

_jonatan_ ,

I would assume people goong “ok, so the wick burns but what is the purpose of the wax? Oh it’s the fuel duh”

OskarAxolotl ,

Somebody on Reddit once called me a backward Amish for knowing how a candle works.

This was the meme I commented on

Vespair ,

It breaks my heart that examining and understanding the world around you is the kind of thing people disparage

gamey ,
@gamey@feddit.rocks avatar

I play with candle wax since I am four years old and it’s always shocking to me how little many people understand about the world around them!

ImpossibleRubiksCube ,

There’s this handy litmus test. All you have to do is bring it to 450⁰ F.

fossdruid OP , to memes in It's too late, mommy

Quickly! Someone notify the Victims of Communism Memorial Foundation!

Viking_Hippie ,

They’re busy attending a klan rally right now, but they’ll take a message if you scream it into the face of a trans person while filming yourself for a Truth Social post.

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@programming.dev avatar

I don’t understand what’s happening here.

Viking_Hippie ,

Just a few accurate examples of the kinds of people who belong to that venerated organisation 🤷

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Actually, opposing communism makes you literally a nazi. You’re not a nazi, are you? No, of course not. So you must not be opposed to communism, either. What a relief, I’m glad we got that sorted out.

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