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bane_killgrind , to memes in When you are privileged equality looks like a downgrade.

This is funny because the cishet white guy the meme refers to thinks it’s his right to stand-your-ground a guy walking around the neighborhood.

magic_lobster_party , (edited ) to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

I would swap Python with C++. Constantly dealing with stupid runtime errors that could’ve been easily captured during compile time.

Did you forget to rename this one use of the variable at the end of the program? Sucks for you, because I won’t tell you about it until after 30 minutes into the execution.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Yeesh. I mean, perl would tell you about that immediately, I’m just saying… :-P

Avg ,

Yeah, but then you have to use perl

OpenStars , (edited )
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Using perl is not the problem, now trying to read perl code later? That’s the challenge! :-P

cyborganism ,

My brother. That’s why you do unit tests.

magic_lobster_party ,

I shouldn’t need to do unit tests for quick one off scripts

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Shouldn’t be forgetting for one off scripts either, if that’s the logic you want to go with.

The tool exists, either you do it or you don’t and end up getting an error until the interpreter hits that line. It’s just the nature of being compiled at runtime.

magic_lobster_party ,

“Ohh, I got all these numbers I want to crunch using numpy or pandas and plot it using matplotlib. Hold on, I just need to write unit tests first.”

fushuan ,

Then maybe use an editor with a decent linter and check the problems tab or just red line markers?? I also have those kind of runtime errors sometimes but I take the blame.

cyborganism ,

Well. Yeah. That’s test-driven development. It’s a very good practice.

magic_lobster_party ,

TDD only works well if the problem is clearly specified before the first line of code has been written, which is rarely the case when I need Python for something.

tryptaminev ,

So which is then? You want a one off script to just quickly crunch some numbers on a problem you still need to understand? Because that is where it is perfectly normal to get some errors and doodle around. That is the entire point of it.

Or you have a concise concept of what you are going to do, and how and why? Because that is what you do, when you program more than a “one off”.

Either you go to the store with a shopping list and you work through that list or you go browsing and see what comes up. But don’t expect to be as fast and have everything you needed, when you dont write your shopping list at home.

magic_lobster_party ,

Often I use Python for exploratory purposes. Like, I got a bunch of data, and I want to know if a particular algorithm might work or not. I implement the algorithm, but realize the results don’t look good enough. So I tweak the algorithm, maybe even do major refactoring. Or maybe I realize my visualizations or metrics don’t capture what I need to see. Or maybe I must settle for some compromise?

I iterate on this repeatedly until I find something I’m happy about (or until I give up). Sometimes I end up with something completely different from my initial idea.

TDD won’t help me much here because the end result is unknown. For each iteration of this idea process I might even need to rewrite all the tests because none of them are valid anymore.

tryptaminev ,

in this process it is just normal to get runtime errors. Your expectation is too high imo.

rambaroo ,

TDD is not appropriate for everything or everyone

Kache ,

What kind of quick one off scripts have large complex scopes where variable renames are difficult to track?

Besides, these days Python has great LSPs and typing features that can even surpass the traditional typed langs

magic_lobster_party ,

Mostly number crunching and data exploration tasks. Just so I can make informed decisions about the data I got. I do this rarely enough so it hasn’t been worth for me to install all these extra third party support wheels.

potustheplant ,

Those support wheels are for your own (and apparently systematic) errors…

Blue_Morpho ,

It doesn’t need to have large complex scopes. I have the brain of a goldfish. I program because it’s challenging. It’s challenging because I’m bad at it.

ryannathans ,

And lint

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

👆 definitely linting first 👆

finding errors as you type is even better than finding errors at compile time

scarilog ,

What’s that?

/s

milkjug ,

But are you even a real programmer if you don’t test in production?

AeroLemming ,

I mean, is C++ any better? Sure, it catches some errors at compile-time, but others can turn into undefined behavior pretty easily.

magic_lobster_party ,

Catching some errors is better than catching no errors. No compiler in any language can protect you from all runtime errors either way, but some are better at it than others.

eager_eagle , (edited )
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

you need a linter, bro

when integrated into the editor it’ll highlight stupid mistakes as they’re typed

I recommend Ruff for real time checks, and pylint if you need a comprehensive analysis.

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

sure, but thats just outsourcing the problem.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

As if that’s a bad thing… it means you’re not locked in with a tool you don’t like and the language itself doesn’t dictate your workflow.

There’s very little benefit and a lot of potential problems in using a single tool for everything.

potustheplant ,

It’s also a solution…

aidan ,

Yea and C++ is the same thing, you just need to enable all the warnings on clang-tidy

nxdefiant ,

You can solve this with git:

git gud

Seriously though, writing a monolith of a function and not testing anything until you run it the first time isn’t the way to go. Even with a compiler you’re only going to catch syntactical and type issues. No compiler in the world is going to tell you you forgot to store your data in the correct variable, although it or a a linter may have helped you realize you weren’t using it anywhere else.

Johanno ,

Python was typeless. And it was common to reuse variables with different types of content.

So you at some point never knew what actually is within the variable you are using.

Using typing in python solve 95% of your problems of having runtime errors instead of compile errors

Whelks_chance ,

Agreed. Mypy pre-commit hooks are very useful if you’re starting a fresh project. Adding typing to an existing project which reuses variables with different types… We lost weeks to it.

Trollception ,

I guess as a C# guy I’ve never had to deal with an issue like this. Most of the time the exceptions are pretty easy to diagnose unless it’s in the UI or in some async function.

fidodo ,

Seriously, in what way does the python interpreter protect you?

alphafalcon ,

It doesn’t. It carries you by having a module for absolutely everything even shooting yourself in the foot.

imPastaSyndrome , to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

How does Python at all help? I don’t understand

wyrmroot , to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

Rust: “Oh honey you aren’t ready to compile that yet”

cucumber_sandwich ,

I love “unimplemented!”

pingveno ,

Or its alias, todo!()

Empathy ,

I think your comment embodies Rust more than any I’ve seen before

pelya , to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

A quick -Werror=format -Werror=format-nonliteral -Werror=format-security will solve all your printf woes.

Gallardo994 , to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

Cannot agree with compiler part of cpp. Linker errors on the other hand…

sxan , (edited ) to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Go is like snakes: you’re hatched from an egg and pretty much effective from the get-go. The older you get, the bigger prey you can eat, but otherwise things don’t change much since you were hatched. Your species can thrive in almost any environment, you’re effective, you have all the tools you need straight out of the egg.

Rust is like humans. There’s a huge incubation period, and you’re mostly helpless when you’re born, but the older you get, the more effective you become with the tools nature graced you with. And you, like Thanos, are inevitable, even if it does mean the death of billions.

Python is like beaver. Everyone has an opinion about you: some think you’re cute, some think you’re wierd. You’re perfectly suited to your environment, but things get awkward outside of your natural habitat - you can function, but not as well as when you’re in your comfort zone. And when people encounter you where they’re not expecting, they can be unpeasantly surprised, and you can cause them trouble.

C++ is like platypus. You resemble some other more simple, some might say sane, animal, but developed into a sort of frankenstein monster creature made from a jumble of parts and a stinger that, when it kills someone, comes as a shock. Every part of you serves some purpose, even if it seems tacked-on and out of place.

Then there’s Node. You are everywhere. You are legion. You fill up ecosystems. People try to defend you, claiming that you serve some purpose in the foodchain, but there’s scant evidence. Attempts to eradicate you fail. You often spread deadly disease. You breed, rapidly, persistently, relentlessly. You are widely hated, and yet everwhere.

Edit: typo

MajorHavoc ,

These are excellent.

I need to add Perl.

Perl is a honey bee. You are unassuming and pragmatic. You fill every niche. Your buzzing carries meaning, but only to other bees. In theory, your ecosystem niche is filled by many competing solutions that are more fit to purpose. But somehow we all know in our hearts that if you disappear, all life on the planet will probably die soon after.

barsoap ,

May I acquaint you with the Evil Mangler, historically used by GHC to compile Haskell via C. It would go through the assembly gcc generates and rearrange whole blocks and deletes instructions, such as function prologues and epilogues.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Holy shit. This thing sounds insanely awesome, but also quintessentially Perl. Like, the perfect holotype for Perl.

And, damn, but I’m impressed. I’ve seen code that I admired; elegant, inspired, wise code… but the Evil Mangler leaves me in awe.

barsoap ,

There is a very strange, and maybe unexpected, cultural overlap between Perl and Haskell: It’s definitely possible to produce write-only Haskell, and once you get good enough writing Haskell it becomes very inviting to do so. It’s generally going to be a tiny bit more robust, probably a bit slower, and do dirty things with syb regexen could never dream of. While Perl will rip a DFA through a html file while hoping for the best, Haskell will respect the tree structure and then bend it into eldritch knots, leaving you with a file that’s like 50 lines of parser combinators (“it works on my files”) and then five lines of completely inscrutable magic doing the actual processing.

odium ,

In other words, node = mosquitoes or invasive ant species?

rushaction ,

I thought roach myself.

Mindful ,

Feels like jellyfish fits perfectly (if we ignore the whole can’t be on land stuff).

CanadaPlus ,

Roaches don’t spread nearly as much disease as 'squiters, and IIRC are actually important in some ecosystems.

rushaction ,

For sure! I was just thinking of a species that’ll outlive humanity. :D

firelizzard ,
@firelizzard@programming.dev avatar

Did I find another Sanderfan in the wild?

odium ,

Yes you did

wischi ,

Node: You fill up ecosystems hard drives.

skullgiver , (edited )
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  • ytg ,

    Didn’t it only recently get generics? How was stuff even done before then?

    AeonFelis ,

    interface {} - which is the equivalent of C/C++’ void *.

    sxan ,
    @sxan@midwest.social avatar

    Amen. I couldn’t have said it better.

    CanadaPlus , (edited )

    So then I guess C is salamander. Also lays eggs and lives by a pool, but doesn’t do anything extra, and is a necessary step before most of the other modern languages.

    COBOL is a coelacanth. To everyone’s surprise, they’re still out there. We thought they were an old, very extinct example of a non-terrestrial lobe-finned fish, but they actually hung on in some odd environments. They cause massive indigestion to anyone that has to consume them.

    If Node is a mosquito, Javascript itself is another hymenopteran: the yellow jacket wasp. Just as hated, and with a tendency to injure handlers, but widely successful and defended as filling an actual useful role in nature. They build delicate, arguably pretty nests.

    sxan ,
    @sxan@midwest.social avatar

    I especially enjoyed your COBOL metaphor. Nicely done!

    aidan ,

    Nobody who has seen a yellow jacket nest in person would argue they’re pretty.

    CanadaPlus ,

    I literally have one in a jar on a shelf, actually. I find it kind of delicate and wispy. The inside parts are uglier, but still very interesting.

    aidan ,

    Interesting

    rambaroo ,

    Node isn’t a language though.

    glibg10b , to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

    Why are you using fprintf in C++ anyway?

    capnminus , (edited ) to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week
    @capnminus@lemmy.world avatar

    Use streams, or fmt. fprintf is for C. It’s like people buying a cheap android phone, then going for an iPhone.

    I don’t blame you though, C++ carries a lot of baggage. Modern C++ is pretty nice, though, as is Rust.

    Kyatto , to linux_gaming in Steam Hardware survey for January 2024
    @Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

    Just jumped to linux after a long time of windows, I was very surprised to see my games running better at higher settings through proton. it’s been at least a decade since I’ve used linux and played native tux games. I’m fed up with corpos and I like having full control of everything on my computer. There’s only 1 program I use that I’m not sure will run properly but I haven’t made attempts to get wine up yet cause it’s just been a few days. That said… feels really good to be using EndeavorOS.

    BaelfireNightshd ,
    @BaelfireNightshd@beehaw.org avatar

    You can theoretically run the other program with Proton as well. Just if that helps get your other software up and running. =)

    Kyatto ,
    @Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

    Thanks! I’ll have to look into it, it’s an audio workstation program I’m pretty attached to, I’ve tried linux alternatives in the past but they weren’t even close, I’m sure they are better now but even compared to other flagship programs I just like mine a lot more and it’s windows “only”

    KillingTimeItself , (edited ) to programmerhumor in A week of fprintfs has me wanting to code rust next week

    as a non programmer, but someone involved in fields intimately similar in fundamental manners.

    Honestly i get the feeling that languages and compilers are going to stop babying the user and go RISC-V at some point.

    Who needs complex structures and tons of rules when you can just use a turing machine instead!

    fl42v ,

    You can certainty do this, yet it’s not time- (and hence cost-) efficient.

    KillingTimeItself ,

    yes, that’s the problem though. There’s a solution somewhere in there.

    Adanisi ,
    @Adanisi@lemmy.zip avatar

    ???

    KillingTimeItself ,

    a language with all the good parts of something like assembly, and without all the bad parts of more modern, complex, and “safe” languages.

    One major rule for designed functionality is simplicity. The second you add another rule, the amount of things that can happen grows immensely. And that only scales worse the farther you go. The simpler something is, the easier it is to be intimately familiar with it. Which is what allows people to make proper use of something.

    Adanisi ,
    @Adanisi@lemmy.zip avatar

    Okay, I get it. It makes a lot more sense now. Honestly your first comment was word salad.

    Blue_Morpho ,

    I don’t understand. You mean everyone goes back to assembly? I could get on board with that.

    KillingTimeItself ,

    think assembly, but without the assembly part.

    All the good parts of shit like assembly without all the bad parts of more involved languages like js. Or god forbid front end development frameworks.

    Blue_Morpho ,

    You mean C?

    KillingTimeItself ,

    pretty much. C but if it was better somehow, basically.

    Blue_Morpho ,

    What’s wrong with it? It’s about as close to assembly as you can get.

    KillingTimeItself ,

    not much, the point here is that it’s somehow better than c, while being c like.

    verdigris ,

    So like Rust?

    KillingTimeItself ,

    rust, but if it were minimalist, yeah.

    nova_ad_vitum ,

    As a non-surgeon I think doing a heart transplant with it bypass shouldn’t be that hard if you’re fast enough. I mean you can cut arteries quickly with bolt cutters right?

    KillingTimeItself ,

    depends on how precise those bolt cutters are. Knipex? Yeah probably.

    wick , to memes in When you are privileged equality looks like a downgrade.

    Seeeaaalaaab underneath the water

    God damn that theme song is a banger

    Trae ,

    Sealab and ATHF is what turned me onto mc chris. I was really sad to find out he’s a massive douche bag that got off on kicking random people out of his show for made up reasons…

    The man’s whole rap persona was about being a nerd who was bullied and then once he got the smallest bit of power he uses it to bully people at his shows to demonstrate that he’s not a 4’8 high schooler anymore.

    HexesofVexes , to memes in When you are privileged equality looks like a downgrade.

    I think a lot of equity arguments bug me because they often fail to address the real issue (at least in the workplace). It’s a matter of attitude, rather than parity/proportionality.

    However much we hate it, the majority of people in a stem field will still seek a straight white man out when we look for authority/expertise. That isn’t because they are the greatest expert, or that they hold the highest accessible authority, but because it is an ingrained belief. That’s just wrong, on so very many levels, that I cannot even begin to express how stupid it is.

    Some people have spotted this issue, but their solution is abhorrent - denigrate this group. Raise a generation that looks on this group with contempt, to at least remove the component of authority. It will solve the problem, but it will create a lot more down the line as it becomes the accepted solution. Shall we have a generational genetic lottery forever?

    Oddly enough, I think the “blurring of gender lines” brought about by the trans movement might offer a more meaningful solution to some part of this problem, as it erases the categories themselves, rather than attempting to shift their position.

    FraidyBear ,

    Imo blurring genderlines and rendering them useless as a meaningful measure of power is precisely why so many in power now don’t want the gender/trans movement to gain any traction. If people were to realize that gender truly was nothing more than your outward appearance and did not in any way impact someone’s ability to gain power, knowledge, or success then we could end up with a WOMAN in powerful positions or even worse the women could actually start to gain allies with the power to change things when former white cishet male presenting people who still speak with their white cishet friends about all the I justices women face start to get outraged on their friends behalf.

    Harbinger01173430 ,

    Jokes on them. If I want to peruse the expertise of someone at my workplace, I just look for the Asian dude. The white people would be for gossip or talking about food or complaining about stuff. /S

    jukibom , to linuxmemes in My lazy ass, nowadays.

    I’m the opposite because I’ve had nothing but bad luck with docker. I should really spend more time with it but ugh

    CosmicTurtle ,

    It’s definitely worth learning. I had the damnedest time with docker until I went to a meetup and had someone ELI5 to me. And it wasn’t that I wasn’t technical. I just couldn’t wrap my head around so many layers of extraction.

    The guy was very patient with me and helped me get started with docker compose and the rest is history.

    Archer ,

    Abstraction?

    madcaesar , to memes in When you are privileged equality looks like a downgrade.

    Yes! Let’s beat hate, by hating a different group…

    shuzuko ,

    Pointing out their whinging is hardly hate. Way to be a perfect example of the post, whether you’re a white dude or not.

    madcaesar ,

    “their” whining. Right, I’m the asshole for not liking language lumping a whole group of people into a bucket.

    If you are ok with demonizing language like that, that’s on you. I want nothing to do with it.

    shuzuko ,

    You know, I really, really think you’re reading something into this that isn’t there. What, exactly, strikes you as hate here? What in this meme is “demonizing language”? It’s a joke pointing out that privileged people tend to panic and lash out when the people who have historically had fewer privileges than them start receiving help to level the playing field, as if life is some kind of zero-sum game and others being treated better suddenly means they’ll get treated worse. This is a well-recognized truth that applies broadly across privileged populations and has been remarked upon by many people through the years of building civil liberties for minorities of all stripes, and this meme is just poking a bit of fun at it. No one thinks that literally every single cishet white dude is panicking that they’ll be up against the wall if minorities ask to be treated better. I’m really confused at your apparently visceral reaction against this so-called “hate”.

    madcaesar ,

    If you are having trouble understanding simply replace cis white male, with any other group like gay black woman. Is it still funny and ok?

    I don’t like to discriminate against races and sexes no matter where it’s coming from. And saying “it’s just a prank, bro” doesn’t make it ok.

    There are plenty of ways to make a joke like this by actually targeting bigots.

    My simple rule is: if it’s something you are born with it’s not ok to lump people together (race, sex, sexual orientation). If it’s something you chose, like political affiliation, etc then it’s all fair game.

    shuzuko ,

    They’re not being made fun of for being white cishet men. They’re being made fun of for being privileged and whinging about other people now receiving the rights to which they felt they alone were entitled. Being privileged is not something you are born with, it is something granted to you by an unjust society. Crying about others being granted rights as if it will affect them negatively is a choice they are making. This is not about them being cishet white dudes. It is about them choosing to resist progress because it might mean they don’t get treated like the super special kiddies our society has always treated them as.

    That you are equating “haha these privileged people are overreacting to minorities no longer having boots on their necks” with “boo hoo, you’re saying all white cishet dudes are bad” tells me all I need to know. I won’t be able to change your mind, so have fun feeling persecuted 💜

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