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espersentinel , to memes in 🙃😵💀

They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we’re living in some 90’s sitcom

IDontHavePantsOn ,

It’s people like you that make me look like an asshole. Every morning I wake up at 3am to squeeze orange juice, make sausage gravy, biscuits, waffles, 5 omelettes, 40 pancakes, 6lbs of bacon, hash browns, buttered toast, and right after my son comes down the stairs, puts his ball cap on, grabs a single piece of bacon, heads out the door in a rush, I chase him down with a PB&J he inevitably always forgets. But it’s not like I want to waste 40lbe of food per day. Some days I just want my son to sit down and eat the 40lbs of food I prepared. He may think I’m overbearing but I’m really overcaring.

peterpan520 ,

What intro was that from? I can’t figure it out :-(

ProfezzorDarke ,

It’s from… “Nondescript White-Ethnocentric Nostalgia Family with Canned Laughter” Good show

slem , to memes in The time has come.

I want to be hugged by a giant swole duck

SpiderFarmer ,
@SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net avatar

Pokemon: best I can do is a duck with a juicy ass.

autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Can’t complain.

Depress_Mode , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history

At least some of these names have to be knockoffs of actual athletes, right? For example, he’s no “Sleve McDichael”, but Steve McMichael was a player for the Greenbay Packers football team when this game came out.

Facelikeapotato OP ,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, a lot of them seem to be real names with a couple of letters switched, added or removed.

Goseki , to memes in The time has come.

Don’t feed ducks bread, give them frozen peas! Has good nutritional value and won’t make them sick.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Do not fear, frozen peas man …

ToastedPlanet ,

This article has a bunch of suggestions.

Don’t feed ducks bread, do this instead

MBM ,

This content is not available in your country/region.

I guess they didn’t want to follow GDPR

ToastedPlanet ,

Here is some of the important stuff from the article.

Rather than feeding ducks bread, bird enthusiasts can instead offer them treats like:

Halved grapes (be sure to cut them in half to prevent choking)

Cracked corn

Thawed frozen peas

Barley

Oats

Birdseed

Duck pellets

Even with these healthier snacks, Norris says it’s still important to only feed ducks in moderation. If the birds, especially the ducklings, become reliant on people for their food, they may stop foraging or engaging in their other natural behaviors.

“You don’t need to bring a whole bag of seed, a whole bag of grapes,” Norris says, “You don’t want to just throw a whole bunch of stuff at them.” Instead, a handful of snacks should suffice.

This is the first time I’ve been alerted to a GDPR related issue. Is this becoming a common issue for people in the EU?

MBM ,

Whoa thanks. I think this is one of the first times being blocked was really an issue, but I don’t really visit US news sites

littlecolt , to memes in 🙃😵💀

I mean, intermittent fasting is legit but not to save money… Ffs…

Agent641 ,

You skip breakfast for weight management.

I skip breakfast because im too poor to eat.

straightens tie

We are mot the same

Dunstabzugshaubitze ,

Maybe you could afford breakfast, if you would spent less on your fancy attire!

Agent641 ,

But the tie is all i have! Without that id be fully naked!

dutchkimble ,

This does mot make sense

fckreddit , to cat in Guess who?

Was it the dog?

pancakes , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

This looks like what would happen if you had a real set of American names, but then played a long game of telephone with people that have increasingly thick accents.

Astroturfed , to cat in Guess who?

A rice cooker takes like 20-30m, who’s sleeping while they make rice?..

yamdoot ,

Some rice cooker has a built in schedular. You can program it to cook at certain time.

0xff ,

So is the rice soaking in water overnight?

cordlesslamp ,

You might want to sit down for this.

There are rice cookers that can weight the rice then add water themselves. You put the rice in and set the time, it will add water automatically when it’s time to cook.

Zoboomafoo ,
@Zoboomafoo@yiffit.net avatar

I’m in the market for a new rice cooker, and I never knew this existed, thanks

AngryCommieKender ,

Zojirushi “the elephant brand”, is a quite popular brand that has all sorts of functionality

cordlesslamp ,

Yo, you should look into Induction Rice Cooker, got one last month and it was a life changing for me.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Does it work with beans

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

No, just water.

poppy ,

Soaking rice is often recommended! Even overnight. I’m too lazy for that but I soak mine for 30-60 min before cooking.

Xanvial ,

Why are you waiting the rice cooker to finish? it’s usually automatically changed to warmer mode after the cooking is done.

Astroturfed ,

Maybe my rice cooker isn’t expensive enough. It’s a mid range one that does a pretty good job, but if I leave it on warm for a long while after finishing the rice turns to shit. I buy more expensive/good rice and don’t like it getting ruined.

MajinBlayze ,

That’s what happens to all the rice I cook too, but it takes a few hours.

Gee2oo40 ,

Uncle Roger approves

Dax87 ,
@Dax87@forum.stellarcastle.net avatar

We have a zojirushi rice cooker and it never burns our rice.

www.zojirushi.com/app/category/rice-cookers

zephyreks ,

My rice cooker can hold stuff on warm for literally days…

A good Tiger/Cuckoo/Zojirushi should be able to do that no problem.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

And let it burn to the bottom? Nah, as soon as I hear that click I’m Usain Bolt on my way to unplug that thing

cordlesslamp ,

Umm… maybe get a better one that doesn’t burn the bottom?

After decade of using the same $30 rice cooker, last month I grabbed an Induction Rice Cooker that’s on sale for $119 (down from $199). It was LIFE CHANGING! Can’t believe how awesome it is. It can cook rice, soup, porridge, steam, reheat, even bake cake. And it do ALL of that PERFECTLY without ever burning a thing.

TheCookieButter ,
@TheCookieButter@lemmy.world avatar

My cheap rice cooker burns it if I wait for the click. I set a timer on my watch for 12.5 minutes and haul-ass back to the kitchen to unplug it.

AngryCommieKender ,

You’re missing out on that good Tahdig.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Seems like a waste of energy.

brilokuloj , to cat in Guess who?
@brilokuloj@kbin.social avatar

If you like this post, you gotta see the response post Straycatj made:

"I'm going to tell you about his wrongdoing again."

He opened the ice stocker of her refrigerator and let all ice cubes melted
↑it inundated the floor
He entered that stock space after she quit to make ices
He entered her towel box(example photo) and put black furs all the towels
↑ she needed to buy a new box with a lid
He threw away her kitchen cloth box when he climbed and entered the shelf
↑she needed to wash them again
↑ she needed to buy a new box with a lid
He opened the rice cooker before it started to cook so she couldn't have rice at the morning
He opened the rice cooker and ate rice
She needed to buy a new cooker with the side button
He ate rice in her lunch box
He ate mochi rice before she cook
He opened the package of pasta and ate them
He opened the package of lamen and ate them
He raids her every time while she's eating her favorite pudding

feedum_sneedson ,

oh cat mischief

Mightymaxx , to cat in Guess who?

I’ll trade you one rice cooker cat for a bulldog that poops in front of the door after going for a long walk.

Vorticity ,

At least you don’t have to carry the dog poop home!

grysbok ,
@grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yeah, but I bet the dumpster or poop bin is on the other side of the yard or parking lot.

WolfyGamer29 , to cat in Guess who?

Is it him? My guess is him!

Selmafudd , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history

I’ve seen this so many times but the name Shown gets me every time… it’s fucking classic

MetalMagg , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history

If you told me this was a minor league hockey squad, I would believe you.

mindrover ,

Shown Furcotte taking it up the ice.

He passes to McSriff.

Oh, a big hit by Bobson Dugnutt! He collects the puck and sends it on to Dandleton.

Dandleton now with the puck. Across to Sweeney - But it’s picked off by Smorin!

He finds Noginly on the breakaway! Noginly - He Scores!

Noginly hits the brakes at the last second to slip it past the bumper of goaltender Mike Truk!
And the Jonsonbill Nailers take a 2-1 lead, with 3 minutes remaining in the second period.

UlyssesT , to memes in 🙃😵💀

We need a Marx-as-Clippy emoji for “it seems that it may be time to improve society somewhat. Would you like help with that?” marx-hi

Zyansheep ,

Ooh, perhaps also a George-as-Clippy emoji?

Zoboomafoo ,
@Zoboomafoo@yiffit.net avatar

Marx-as-Clippy recommends fixing spelling mistakes by deleting the document and starting over

Kalkaline , to lemmyshitpost in My favourite piece of Internet history
@Kalkaline@programming.dev avatar

Those are some weird names.

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