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Gnubyte , to lemmyshitpost in Treat yo self

Honestly I was hoping for a more dyslexic moment where the post says “I wanted more toilet seats for fun”. As if she were a totally unhinged toilet seat collector.

fne8w2ah , to lemmyshitpost in Treat yo self

That’s why uBlock Origin is the GOAT.

Selmafudd , to cat in Flipping the script

Mine does the same thing every morning, sits at her bowl, I open the cupboard door and pull out bag of food, start to tip it and as soon as the first tiny biscuit hits the bowl she fucking dives into it, her head pushing the bag away stopping me for adding more food so she snaps up the 10 or 12 that I managed to get in the bowl, then the other 10 or 12 that fell around the floor and then looks up at me and meows and I just stare back at her wondering if today is the day I stop owning a cat

SolarNialamide ,

Is she food obsessed the whole day or just in the morning? One of my cats was like that, the whole day, and it turned out she actually had worms (my fault, I didn’t think it was necessary to deworm an indoor cat), and now that it’s treated she is very chill with food.

Selmafudd ,

No just the mornings

machiabelly , to memes in Shoot me a third time..... can't get shot again
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so is lemmy.ml literally just reddit-logo ?

Rachelhazideas , to memes in Shoot me a third time..... can't get shot again

Girl boring guy quirky.

Player2 , to memes in Jiv me a break

Yiff

Cyberwitch_7493 ,
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Um, I don’t know how to tell you, but that means a wiiiildly different thing. 🤣

irdc , to cat in Flipping the script

Why would cats keep humans? It’s not as if they like us or anything….oh wait.

Colour_me_triggered , to memes in Jiv me a break

It’s yiff, like furry sex. But in all seriousness, if you don’t pronounce it with a hard g, then you can f##k off on the short bus.

Cyberwitch_7493 , (edited )
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You had me until the short bus joke. Are you aware that’s vaguely super ableist?

Colour_me_triggered ,

As someone with pretty profound learning disabilities, I’d like to point out that… It’s actually very ableist. Maybe putting us in bus ghettos so you can sanitise your school system and isolate your darling children from the freaks is slightly worse though.

kluevo ,

Assuming short busses are the same as minibusses, it’s kinda funny because my old school district uses them for transporting the ‘intellectually gifted’ students to a special advanced class. so ‘taking the minibus’ is something of a compliment where I’m from.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Intellectually jifted. Yeah my significant other was one of the short bus to the magnet school kids. But I’m European, and we don’t segregate based on neurotype (at least not to the same extent).

Colour_me_triggered ,

Question: person with autism, autistic person, or autist? Justify your answer.

Cyberwitch_7493 ,
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I have AuDHD and don’t really care. I know some do, but I’m no longer so scrupulous.

Colour_me_triggered ,

I prefer autist. People shouldn’t need to be reminded that I’m human.

PizzaDeposit , to memes in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

Same

salient_one , to memes in LET'S GOOOOOOO
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Placebo effect is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. I believe figuring it out will greatly affect our lives for the better.

Tankiedesantski ,

“Wait, we had the ability to alter reality with our minds alone? Since when?!”

“Since always”

“GOD DAMMIT!”

Naomikho , to memes in LET'S GOOOOOOO
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I’m quite enjoying the sugarless candies I have in my drawer at the office.

nik282000 , to memes in Debian based distro
@nik282000@lemmy.ml avatar

Debian, based distro.

deftdrummer , to memes in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

"my biggest regret is that I only have one upvote to give. " 🤢

mar_k , to memes in Abe-sama gives advice
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Tankiedesantski ,

Kishida is Fash and also extremely unpopular. I think he’s focusing on security issues because he knows he’s going to be ousted by someone else soon and the Yanks are offering him something behind the scenes to force through unpopular war laws before he goes (including an extremely unpopular consumption tax increase to fund military spending).

This dude at one point promised to increase wages and the first thing he did was consult with the Shosha (trading companies, socially and financially Japan’s equivalent of Wall St, remnants of the Zaibatsu) about how they could pay their people more. Just imagine Biden promising to increase wages and the first thing he does is go talk to Goldman Sachs about paying their bankers more.

Dude has the political instincts of a lemming.

hark , to lemmyshitpost in That'll be another 10B plus tips, thanks 🇺🇸
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Can someone explain how the US benefits from Israel?

dingleberry ,

They keep all the Jews in the promised land so the rapture can happen soon. /s

DarthBueller ,

That is literally the reason, not sure why you “/s” flagged it. The USA would still support Israel without the American evangelicals because of the large jewish population of the USA, but Israel would have a much more conciliatory approach toward the Palestinians.

BubblyMango ,

It gives it control over the area by keeping israel dependent on the US. Part of why the US actually wants the conflicts at the area to remain. This is basically the cold war phase 2.

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