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ThePac , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

How anybody flies without noise-canceling headphones these days is beyond me.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

I just had a 9 hour flight where both bathrooms were plugged and aisles were completely covered in puke because this kid got so sick, and refused to throw up into a bag. Every time he got sick he ran from his mom and threw up somewhere else on the plane

Left flight with puke on my backpack and shoes. Whole back of the plane was vomiting throughout the flight due to the smell. Nobody could use the bathrooms for the last 3 hours of the flight

My noise cancelling headphones were not effective

VikingHippie ,

Should have gotten Bose.

bronxasaur ,

Literal nightmare fuel

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah I’ve always had pre flight anxiety, all the “what ifs” going through my head

I actually didn’t think it could ever be so bad. Forever scared to fly ever again…

Randomocity ,

Really though this is probably the worst experience you’ll ever have on a plane.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

Dude. How did the fucking marshals not step in? Allowing anyone, child or not, to repeatedly spread bio hazard on other passengers is not ok. One time? Fine, kids are gross and things happen. Repeatedly? That kid is a terrorist.

familyfriendly ,
@familyfriendly@lemmy.world avatar

Believe it or not but not everyone is from the US. Flight marshals are mainly a US thing

Duxon ,

Recalibrate your irony sensors.

rab , (edited )
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Canada to Germany flight. Not much can be done while you are flying over Greenland.

The kid was mentally ill. I blame the mother. She tried to wash a blanket or something in the sink, clogging the entire plane. People were pissing into bottles

Surprised this didn’t make the news really. It barely sounds like a true story

Colour_me_triggered ,

Lol I’d have paid good money to see that.

AeroLemming ,

See and NOT smell.

Also, blur the footage a bit please.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah I know it barely even sounds like a true story, but it really happened

Vancouver to Frankfurt via condor, Aug 3.

Anyone here remember the scene from team America where he vomits endlessly? It was sort of like this. The kid probably lost 50 lbs that flight

bermuda ,

I’m taller than average so it already sucks but last year I had three flights IN A ROW where I got placed behind somebody who was obsessed with leaning back in their seat. Like they’d lean back as much as the seat would let them which was already painful but then they’d try and push it more and more and jump back into the seat which was only hurting my knees more. One was 6 hours and I literally could not sleep 1 second because of the pain. three DIFFERENT people did this! Noise cancelling headphones did not help.

electrogamerman ,

Im gagging just thinking about it. Ok, i will forever bring a facemask plus aromatic salts with me everytime i do an intercontinental flight!

Tankiedesantski ,

In business class, no less. Like come in you rich dorks, you have no excuse to be prepared for this shit.

original_ish_name ,

Overpriced. And then you need them for every member of the family :)

And they also might not work well enough

JackBruh ,

Yeah anything below the ultra premium ones barely work as wanted.

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

Or just suck it up and be and adult instead of complaining about literal babies 24/7. Go back to r/childfree

Krachsterben ,

They’re good at cancelling out deep grumbling noises but purposely let through high tones so users can hear fire / safety alarms ringing. Unfortunately baby’s screaming is more similar to the latter and cuts right through to your ears

Malfeasant ,

It still takes the edge off… I have two little sirens myself.

turkalino ,
@turkalino@lemmy.yachts avatar

noise-cancelling headphones don’t help with crying babies unfortunately, just hums & buzzes like the engines, HVAC system, etc.

ThePac ,

I kind of assume people are listening to music or something with the headphones on. That does a good enough job to drown out all sounds for me. If you just put on noise-canceling headphones, turn them on, then don’t play anything… yeah… not going to be super effective at filtering out crying babies.

traveler , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

If you’re going to travel, use ANC headphones instead of complaining about people’s children.

miz_nocturnal ,
@miz_nocturnal@lemmy.ca avatar

Agreed. I don’t have kids and I feel that it’s my responsibility to bring earplugs and headphones if I want a quiet flight.

traveler ,

I don’t have kids either, but I know having them isn’t easy at all, specially having them stuck in a plane for hours.

minikieff ,

ANC headphones don’t work against shrieking cum pets.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Or maybe people shouldn’t bring toddlers on a plane. You don’t need a plane to have a perfectly fine vacation.

jcit878 ,

your second sentence is a solution for you too

mnemonicmonkeys ,

As if that’s a good reason to make a flight completely miserable

jcit878 ,

so you want freedom to fly but think others don’t. A+ hypocrisy

mnemonicmonkeys ,

You know how everyone has the right to free speech, but saying some things makes them an asshole? Same situation. Legally you’re allowed to bring babies on a plane to to a movie theater, but doing so makes you an asshole.

If you can’t understand that then you’re an entitled prick.

jcit878 ,

nah I just think complaining about I makes someone a wanker

Honytawk ,

If the option is between:

“Kicking out everyone except for the bad parent with noisy children”

or

“Kicking out the bad parent with the noisy children”

I know which option I would pick.

AeroLemming ,

That’s not how active noise cancelling works. Any difference in sound you may notice is either due to the headphones simply having good padding or due to the noise cancellation making things seem quieter in general because it will be effective at cancelling out the plane’s engines.

AI_toothbrush , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

Spends hundreds of euros on a flight. Cant buy a noise cancelling heqdphone or earphone. I kinda assume a babys gonna cry when i fly because 200 people closed in an aluminium cylinder together isnt the most pleasant experience.

TheRealKuni ,

Hell, after dealing with airports I want to cry. I just have a bit more self control than the infants and toddlers.

Not much more, mind you.

Kes ,
@Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Noise cancelling headphones don’t work against babies. They are designed for cancelling ambient sound by playing frequencies to cancel out the noise, but can’t predict sudden noises like children crying very well. Earplugs or earbuds do a better job at drowning those out by plugging your ears from outside noises

AI_toothbrush ,

Well mine wark great with babies crying as well but i do have 350€ headphones sooo

CrabLord ,
@CrabLord@beehaw.org avatar

Same here. Mine were also about $350 and if I have the full quiet mode on, I can’t hear anything aside from my music. Well worth the money.

AeroLemming ,

This is correct. I’m baffled by the amount of people making false claims as to the efficacy of noise cancelling headphones. Why are so many people pulling that shit straight out of their ass?

Noise cancelling headphones use destructive interference. Essentially, they play sounds that are designed to bring high pressure to your ears when the sound they’re trying to cancel is bringing low pressure and vice versa, so the sum of air pressures adds up to something closer to a normal atmospheric pressure and the sound is quieter overall. In order to do that, it needs to be able to at least kind of guess what sounds will play when.

Honytawk ,

Cause they are entitled parents that think just because they can content with their own child, everyone else around them should too.

It is not like they are the ones using noise cancelling headphones in planes.

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

Hey dipshit. Why do you feel entitled to be in public when your redditor neckbeard stench permeates the entire area around you? Why do you feel entitled to be alive when the natural response to psychopaths like you who can not even muster some empathy for literal babies is to put you down?

keepcarrot ,

I wear both when angle grinding (at the same time). It cuts out the higher frequencies fairly well. Don’t fly much though.

silent_water ,
@silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

proper earbuds will block out most everything. get ones that actually fit into your canal and play something you’d rather hear. when I put mine in, I literally can’t hear anything but my music.

JazzAlien , to memes in This very old meme

From a T-shirt on bustedtees they had a ton of good ones back in the day

gelouse OP ,

I could not remember the name of that website. Thanks!

Samsy , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

Parent who fly with toddlers here. My kids made noise throughout the entire flight. To those passengers who got mad, you know what I think: Fuck you!

To be clear, I never met anyone who was angry. Most people made fun with them and enjoyed seeing the youth

klyde ,
@klyde@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fine if they’re playing. If all they’re doing is crying, no one wants to hear that shit.

SnailMagnitude ,
@SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz avatar

youtu.be/HkOguZfNJUo

My only issue with kids on a flight is if I’m responsible for them. If they are someone else’s problem, all is well.

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space_comrade ,

I’ll never mention anything on the plane of course because I realize the parents don’t really have a choice and small children will inevitably act like small children but I can’t really help being annoyed by their behavior either. Some people just don’t like kids and that’s fine too.

Honytawk ,

Fuck you!

Well fuck your children then too. If they get close while screaming, I will hit them.

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

If I see one of you reddit neckbeards lay a single hand on a child I will smash your skull in.

MaxMouseOCX ,

Control your children, or don’t have them. Fuck you.

silent_water ,
@silent_water@hexbear.net avatar

To those passengers who got mad, you know what I think: Fuck you!

based

BobbyBandwidth , to memes in Saw this on feddit.de and want to share the idea.
@BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world avatar

Love this idea. Except I think the watermark should be much much bigger and block the view of the entire meme. Ah yes much better

WtfEvenIsExistence , (edited )

https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/9761b2b0-94ae-4508-8ba8-19862abd9f76.jpeg

Better?

Edit: wait why is the image corrupted? did the watermark break my perfectly good meme?

Edit 2: Oh I fixed it lol

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

That’s the Lemmy software making its own special watermark.

Deiv ,

Perfection.

Trekman10 ,
@Trekman10@sh.itjust.works avatar

Great, now deep fry it

frippa ,
@frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

2018😳

BobbyBandwidth ,
@BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world avatar

Air fry it

bingbong ,

2100 👽

lichtmetzger , to memes in Saw this on feddit.de and want to share the idea.

To be fair, feddit.de memes often use the full logo which contains the domain name so people might wonder what it’s about and go there.

Having just a super ugly icon like this without any context serves no useful purpose.

Late2TheParty , to memes in This very old meme
@Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

Wonderful in the winter. VERY uncomfortable I’m the summer months.

Diplomjodler , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

I’d be interested in acquiring some children. For… purposes… Where can I get some?

MaxMouseOCX ,

Put your dick in crazy, other fun associated with that comes with the package.

vegai , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message

Most parents: lol, I’m with this screaming 24/7/365. Fuck your grief :) :)

MaxMouseOCX ,

I have 3 kids, they’re much older now and I love them dearly… Have another one? I would rather cut my cock off with a rusty spoon. I have no clue how I got through all of the crying and bullshit.

JamesConeZone , to memes in As an owner of children, I approve this message
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

Repulsion at the thought of sharing space with the most vulnerable humans literally unable to communicate or control their emotions is a sign of a deeply sick society

autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Thank you for saying it. Its frustrating how common revulsion towards children is.

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

There’s also a complete contradiction in how these people see children. Children are not an individual issue, as if the only input they get is from their caretakers. They are moulded and shaped by society like everyone else, and a society that teaches them that being a normal kid is wrong because it inconveniences adults actively harms everyone. So by even thinking children can behave in ways they physically can’t – their brain isn’t even developed for Christ’s sake – by making the individual choice to belittle or shame children for being kids, these individuals actively make society worse, thereby continuing the cycle of sickness.

I’d bet in many cases that people who resent children existing are actually resentful they weren’t allowed to be children.

autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

People complain about science denial a lot but then those same people will act like young children are capable of active malice when its scientific consensus among developmental psychologists that they are not. I’ve had this argument so many times.

balderdash9 ,

They do make a lot of noise and shit in their pants.

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

Yes that is developmentally normal behaviour

airlinefood , (edited )

Lots of things are normal that I’d rather not spend extended periods of time in a small space with.

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

My sibling in Christ, it is public transport not Noma

airlinefood ,

whats noma?

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

A restaurant where people pay money for an exclusive experience that is focused around pure enjoyment, important to note that it is not transporting a family to go see Grandpa before he dies

airlinefood ,

I was expecting a ‘ligma’ joke lol

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

I typed out “noma deez nuts” but erased it in case someone else didn’t know what it was lol

Draedron ,

Them being unable to control it doesnt make them less annoying.

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

Do some self-crit. Why do you feel that way and why has our society applauded that idea? Where did the idea of kids should be seen but not heard come from and why did our society so quickly adopt it? Why are kids seen as an inconvenience instead of learning to exist in society? What affect does this have on you and on kids you interact with?

Stuka ,

Stop taking screaming babies on airplanes.

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar
autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

“Oh no. I live in Los Angeles and my kid’s beloved grandfather from Boston just died. But I have a newborn and they cry sometimes because they’re a newborn, and [email protected] doesn’t want to hear babies being normal babies so I guess we’ll just have to miss the funeral.”

AhismaMiasma ,

Yeah, sometimes we miss events. The priveledge of being a parent.

autismdragon ,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

The idea that a person should have to skip their father’s funeral because they have a newborn is absolutely fucking bonkers. Public transport is for everyone that needs to be transported (or should be).

JamesConeZone ,
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

Privilege? Our society actively punishes and shames parents, what are you talking about

Stuka ,

LOL

JamesConeZone , (edited )
@JamesConeZone@hexbear.net avatar

Americans pay close to 20% of their income for childcare which the richest country in the history of the world chooses not to pay for.

For Americans, giving birth costs thousands of dollars for the hospital visit if nothing goes wrong, nevermind the OB visits or testing necessary.

Again in America, most people have no maternal/paternal leave. This is legislative punishment. Removing productivity from the economy must be punished and barriers to people having kids must be put up. Children cannot contribute to the economy, so are treated as burdens and a nuisance. Children are not allowed to interact in most of society because they are “loud and obnoxious” and are expected to be neither seen nor heard. When they are, parents are shamed by people like you.

And then there’s little shits like those in this thread who sneer at the very idea of kids being around them.

ETA: for comparison, communist East Germany had

  • 6 months of paid maternity leave while pregnant
  • 1,000 marks up front for your kid (about a month’s wages)
  • 1 year of paid maternity leave after birth of child
  • Job guarantee after that time away
  • 23 days PTO annually to care for sick children. Shift workers got additional 10 days
  • Guaranteed free childcare for 3-6 yr olds and for those under 3 if you qualified

And they had no where near the wealth or resources that the USA does. This was in the 80s during heavy political pressure too!

motherfucker ,
@motherfucker@hexbear.net avatar

No

chad

oregoncom ,
@oregoncom@hexbear.net avatar

Your lack of basic human empathy is infinitely more annoying. I hope that you yourself are a child with an underdeveloped brain, because the alternative is that you have no soul.

sp00nix ,

I don’t think I could be on a flight with this guy.

Captain_Jimmy_T_Kirk OP , to memes in Be sure to read the P&P binder, but brush the dust off first.
@Captain_Jimmy_T_Kirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Is it my app or Lemmy that doesn’t like ampersands?

ZenFriedRice ,

Im on Jerboa and it looks strange

narc0tic_bird ,

Lemmy

robotrash ,

Looks fine in voyager

Pancakes ,
@Pancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy hates ampersands for some reason.

Wilker ,
@Wilker@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

something to do with input sanitization probably

Agent641 , (edited )

They are anti-sans

obscura_max ,

Looks fine in Sync.

VikingHippie , to memes in Saw this on feddit.de and want to share the idea.

No. Absolutely not. Watermarked memes are the scourge of online culture, no matter what you watermark it with.

exu ,

Made with mematic

AI_toothbrush , to memes in Team Xavier

You cant spell transformers without trans

albertsy2 , to memes in How though?

People can be so stupid

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Having met people, I have to agree.

Tilgare ,

I thought this whole “object behind paper against a mirror” thing was just a meme at first because the result is very intuitive and not at all shocking… But then I guess people genuinely didn’t get it? People really can be so stupid.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

It isn’t just a meme ?

Agent641 ,

I take this as permission rather than a statement of fact.

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