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theodewere , to memes in He is a broken man
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shit she's like something out of a 19th Century short story.. i imagine them living in a little cottage away from neighbors, so he's alone with her.. and the babies..

GenderIsOpSec , to memes in He is a broken man
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Yes.

photonic_sorcerer , to memes in alone, but sex-positive about it
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Get out there and live your best life!

PerogiBoi ,
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A special shout out to bicurious boys who do a gay thing. Maybe u like it, maybe u dont. U a big man for trying tho.

__ghost__ ,

More than bicurious probs, but more people should find good people to have sex with to test the inclination. Can’t be missing out on the good stuff in life

PerogiBoi ,
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We were born 2 fuk so go and hav sum fuk

bdonvr ,

I was bi-curious once. Now I’m bi-enthusiastic

PerogiBoi ,
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I was bicurious and then my wife said try it n now we have threesomes where we all have fun. 10/10 would penis again.

IHaveTwoCows ,

I tried it a couple times during my drinking days and it wasn’t for me. I’m really jealous of bisexuals though…must be nice to be able to expand your opportunities

PerogiBoi ,
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Ayy at least you tried and found what you liked/don’t like.

Napain OP ,

hell yeah ! thanks

Cynoid , to memes in conservative physics

If by “mental illness” this graph refers to the effects on the mind of the person who study it, then it’s dreadfully accurate.

PersnickityPenguin ,

As someone who graduated from grad school, I can concur.

FuntyMcCraiger , to memes in alone, but sex-positive about it

Y’all sluts need praxis.

bdonvr ,

Make sure your practice is grounded in theory, otherwise it’s just adventurism.

Adventurism is how you get STDs

Franzia ,

Teach me the ways

miss_brainfart ,
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Wanna practice together?

Franzia ,

UwU

miss_brainfart ,
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I’ll take that as a yes :3

Franzia ,

Yes~

miss_brainfart ,
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If only I was so bold and confident in person

Franzia ,

That’s okay, you’re probably a bottom.

miss_brainfart ,
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I’ll be one if you want me to

she says, completely proving her point

killa44 , to memes in Shame 🔔

Nobody comes here for the tuna.

chetrockington OP , to memes in Whenever I hear from my student loan servicer
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Dept.of Ed plz forgive me for I have gone to school.

paddirn , to memes in Based on a true story

I spread my vacations out across the year, just taking one day off a week. It works out to almost 1/3rd of my year is just 4-day weeks and it’s so fucking nice. Going on weekend/week long vacations is so stressful bc you feel like you Have to enjoy yourself. Plus, it fucking sucks taking a week off and then having to go back to work, it’s so depressing being back in after all that time.

The extra day off I get each week lets me just take care of whatever issues come up during the week during business hours, so I’m not scrambling to do stuff on the weekends, or after I get off, or during work/breaks. Or, if nothing is pressing, I can just do whatever the fuck I want. I work 2 days, have a mid-weekend, then two days on, then regular weekend. It should just be the standard, why the fuck do we have to kill ourselves?

flambonkscious , to programmerhumor in Vagrant Public Networks

I’ve never got network classifications around the wrong way but this is exactly the kind of overthinking I get all the time…

Turn it to the right? - Ok am I unscrewing or screwing here (From the perspective of the top or the bottom?)

subignition , to cat in Furry angel
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stimky (affectionate)

moosetwin , to memes in conservative physics
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this mf just said superfluid is not a real state of matter

Custoslibera , to memes in conservative physics

Thank you, that other meme made me think of this. The world isn’t simple people. Nuance everywhere.

PerogiBoi ,
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The world is a bunch of probability clouds of energy temporarily in a pattern that resembles real squishy meat machines and we all out here pretending we know what’s up.

Lemjukes ,

They’re made, out of meat.

Xenny , to memes in Tell me when I am telling lies

None of you have apparently had “drinking chocolate” before because it is usually a very thick liquid you can only really sip a thimbleful at a time because it is so rich. It can’t be made with a mix.

BobbyNevada , to memes in Shame 🔔
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  • BobbyNevada ,

    He’yar! She loves me fish sticks!

    sweeny ,

    Lmao clipart memes need to be a thing

    swab148 , to memes in Shame 🔔
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