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zyratoxx , to memes in He is a broken man
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Jennifer’s kinda sardistic lol

SpaceNoodle ,

Is that when you abuse fish?

cantsurf ,

Sardomackerechism is the giving and receiving of pleasure involving the receipt or infliction of a hook in the mouth.

tym ,

Do you like fish dicks?

What about consent?

Tikiporch , to memes in He is a broken man

These are for Mardi Gras king cakes, in case you’re wondering the actual use.

arcrust , to memes in He is a broken man

When I was in the navy I went to a barcade and decided to buy around 1000 little army men. I managed to hide about 200 of them and I still have buddies telling me they found another.

SomeAmateur , (edited )

c/greendawn is for you!

I heard that on one ship army men were considered good luck, guarding places and keeping the gremlins out of the engines and other important systems. A new officer thought it was silly and told them to take them all down, but he changed his mind after the ship became plagued with a bunch of issues for weeks on end.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy , to memes in me irl

i worked in tech support and we were told off for eating crisps (chips for the americans) while on the phone to clients.

i will help resolve your tech issues with my dorito fingers

pineapplelover ,

Related IT Crowd scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

PipedLinkBot ,

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DarkenLM , to memes in conservative physics

Ah, yes. My favorite state of matter: G L A S S

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Apparently “superglass” is even better. It’s like glass, but super.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Wait, wasn’t Superglass a '90s band?

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

Didnt they have that one hit “blowing on your stereo”?

Or was it “sun hits the skylight”?

What about “richard the shard”?

(This one might be a stretch but what about) “all-light”

Zoomboingding ,
@Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar

Are we just ignoring “Time Crystal”!?

Damage ,

Section 31 ordered me to

average_internet_enjoyer ,

Best of all, it damages you when you step on it

saltesc , to memes in conservative physics

This comment section, holy shit.

scrolls up

Yep, this is still the meme with the states of matter.

Look at yourselves. Bunch of Redditors.

papalonian ,

Yeah man WTF happened there. I just saw a "deleted by moderator" comment and a shit load of people responding quoting the comment with a bunch of I guess hate speech about LGBT? What the hell were they even talking about lmao

saltesc ,

Yeah, sometimes it’s great to nuke some popcorn and just have a good ol’ guilty watch. But this was one of those times where things got so pathetic it felt icky even spectating.

The mod: https://media.tenor.co/images/fcf5177d22199e1235bbbb1a4cab7fe7/raw

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Some redditors just bring the worst of reddit with them when coming to the fediverse, like tracking mud into the house. Some are still recovering, and slowly acclimating to the fact that you don’t have to be an overly defensive, argumentative prick all the time. Some just stay that way because it’s all they know. Some are still learning that every difference of opinion doesn’t have to become a tiresome debate. Some are OK people. Some are just plain assholes.

As a reddit refugee, I’m in that paragraph somewhere. I’m only half joking when I call it PRSD - Post Reddit Stress Disorder.

ShittyRedditWasBetter ,

Tldr.

30mag ,

slowly acclimating to the fact that you don’t have to be an overly defensive, argumentative prick all the time

I’m sorry. I am really trying to be better.

average_internet_enjoyer ,

Babe wake up new mental disorder just dropped

Supervivens , to memes in Shame 🔔

Still don’t know what’s it’s trying to say

Daryl76679 ,

Unashamed. Took me a second

adeoxymus ,

I was pronouncing the una like tuna and could not figure it out

Bye ,

Unshaved

Their religion values pubes

electrogamerman ,

Chewbacca is their god

inclementimmigrant , to memes in Shame 🔔

So much insecurity in their own shitty beliefs.

AngrilyEatingMuffins ,

They’re just broadcasting that they’re a fascist, let’s be real.

SomeAmateur ,

Is there the same insecurity shown with lgbt/trans with various flags and symbols? I’m not trying to be inflammatory about the morality of either but I see similarities in symbology. One half of culture sees it as normal, the other half sees it as not for them. Both have been persecuted or treated differently at points in history. Just interesting to see it though they are very different in many other ways.

Leviathan ,

LGBT community generally gets shamed for existing, Christians generally get shamed because they shame others for existing.

Christians have a persecution complex despite being one of the biggest religions in the world and being largely unpersecuted, LGBT groups are actively persecuted throughout the world.

LGBT groups have no choice in being the way they are, Christians do.

LGBT groups show pride to fight actual persecution, Christians use pride to battle make-believe persecution.

There really is a huge difference.

CapnAssHolo , to memes in conservative physics

Man I want to mainline quantum spin liquid so bad

HipsterTenZero , to patientgamers in They might do a remake so it's time to buy Oblivion on PC in case it becomes unavailable
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A remake of oblivion, hm? I’d take it, if only to see the modding community for that game revived.

silentslinky , to memes in He is a broken man

During lockdown, I went through a period of making D&D miniatures by gluing these plastic babies to coins and decorating them with pipecleaners…

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6e7ce0a7-f4aa-4cf0-9fd3-51e495caa184.webp

Wild_Mastic ,

They’re pretty cool ngl

ParsnipWitch ,

Not sure if these were feel good or desperate times for you, but the result looks cute.

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

This really sums up pandemic activities

chooglers ,

lmfao

Lix_xD ,

Cute

velovix ,

They look surprisingly good!

ipkpjersi ,

What a pandemic does to a mf

ReCursing , to memes in me irl
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

Hey, do the world a favour my dude: punch your boss right in the kisser

Subject6051 ,

I mean, there are better ways to get into prison you know

JusticeForPorygon , to memes in Based on a true story
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I was excited for my birthday because I was gonna finally take the time to finish cleaning/rearranging my bedroom, since I gutted the room and then got sidetracked for two weeks.

Woke up today with some of the worst back pain I’ve ever had. I think I must’ve strained a muscle or something in my sleep, but it hurts to move.

TheKarion , to memes in Tell me when I am telling lies

That’s not funny

balderdash9 , to memes in me irl
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