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YeetPics , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say
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Read this as “man talking trash to dumpster” and figured someone’s cybertruck had a BSOD or somethin.

Aceticon , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say

Yeah, yeah, but notice how no trash thief attacked him on his way to the dumpster thanks to him having a gun on his person!

/s

the_toast_is_gone , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say

I misread this as “talking trash to dumpster” and thought “The police will come up with any excuse to shoot innocent people and make it look like a suicide now, won’t they?”

Treczoks , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say

So he was carrying an unsecured weapon? It’s good that he just shot himself, and not some innocent bystander.

corsicanguppy ,

Loaded weapons poorly carried by inbred hillbillies is a significant cause of injury and death to their betters.

Mango , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say

Skill issue.

AI_toothbrush , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say

For some reason i read man talking trash to dumpster

captain_aggravated ,
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“What? You’re just some big green box! You ain’t shit! You’re full of shit! What are you gonna do, sit there and smell kinda bad? Your mother was a steel mill.”

1D10 ,

Why do you think he brought the gun? That dumpster kept running its mouth.

MTK , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say

What could go wrong if I walk with a loaded gun with the safety off?

Nothing! This way I can shoot someone so fast that cops would envy me!

Sarmyth , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say

Eh that sucks. I feel bad for their family.

muntedcrocodile , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say
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Who prints the Darwin awards?

Sgt_choke_n_stroke , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say

A Darwin award is needed for this idiot

darvocet , to nottheonion in Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say

Nature is healing itself.

PatFussy , to news in School district in South Texas temporarily closes due to uptick in COVID-19 cases

Interesting strategy that they have 10 recorded staff out sick but they want to resume classes on Tuesday. They will cancel classes when all the teachers are out sick and not enough subs to cover is what I am assuming.

PorradaVFR , to news in School district in South Texas temporarily closes due to uptick in COVID-19 cases

They hate freedom, I reckon.

remotelove , to news in School district in South Texas temporarily closes due to uptick in COVID-19 cases
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I thought COVID didn’t exist in Texas… Huh.

darmabum ,

Exactly. An uptick in Covid in a place where most people turn wearing a mask into a political weakness shouldn’t be surprising.

creamed_eels , to news in School district in South Texas temporarily closes due to uptick in COVID-19 cases

I don’t understand. I thought every single Texan was armed, why do they not simply shoot the non-existent virus

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