There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

kbin.life

Hikermick , to technology in Be careful.

Usually I warn my 81 year old dad about these scams. Don’t think I need to worry about this one, he wouldn’t be tech savvy enough to find the windows button

Aeri , to asklemmy in Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?
@Aeri@lemmy.world avatar

YOUR POST HAS BEEN REMOVED

Your post has been removed for violating Rule 3.14159: All posts must adhere to the Pythagorean Theorem, ensuring that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Failure to comply with this fundamental geometric principle will result in immediate banishment from our hallowed domain.

Please be advised that this is a strict enforcement of our community guidelines. As a consequence of your transgression, your post has been removed, and you have been permanently banned from participating in our discussions.

We trust that you will heed this warning and strive to uphold the integrity of our community in the future. May your digital journey be filled with enlightenment and adherence to the Pythagorean Theorem.”

Tikiporch , to asklemmy in What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack?

Using curbside pickup at Chick-fil-A. The line is a mile long, people. I’m in and out in 45 seconds.

Roopappy , to asklemmy in Suggestions for best course of action to convince parents that cutting the cord is going to save them quite a bit of money and they can still watch all their programs?

Don’t do it. They’ll blame you for every perceived problem they have (most of which will not actually be problem).

It’s expensive to refuse to learn new things.

ExtraMedicated , to cat in Pray for my boi

I went through this just a few weeks ago. It was really hard seeing her refuse to eat anything. But at least she seemed to like looking outside, laying on her favorite blanket.

ConstantPain , to asklemmy in If you could "Eternal Sunshine" a piece of media so that you could listen to it for the first time again, what would it be?

Mass Effect!

BreathingUnderWater , to memes in Decision time

Truer words never spoken

smokebuddy , to asklemmy in Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?

If this post has traumatised anyone you should go home and start playing Tetris. It really works. Some study said if you play Tetris after trauma it changes your neural pathways so you’re less likely to get ptsd

Lianodel , to asklemmy in What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack?

If you’re going to make simple syrup, use a stick blender.

Firstly, it’s easier and faster than heating the sugar and water in a pot, which is the most popular method.

Secondly, you don’t lose any significant amount of water to evaporation. That’s not a big deal if you make 1:1 simple syrup, but if you’re going 2:1 (which I prefer), you’re already very close to the maximum solubility of sugar in water at room temperature. Losing a few grams of water can make it supersaturated, which leads to sugar crystals falling out of solution over time. Not a big deal, but a little annoying.

If you give it a try, bear in mind that you’re going to get a cloudy syrup at first. That’s totally normal, and it’s not undissolved sugar, it’s just air bubbles. They’ll float out over time.

sdfric88 ,

This is amazing advice that I will absolutely use!

livingcoder , to asklemmy in What’s your “I can’t believe other people don’t do this” hack?

Someone just suggested to me that I should be putting my chocolate bars in the freezer first. I’ve never heard of this, but apparently it’s a thing that I’ve been missing out on for a while.

So I guess I’m the one who can’t believe that I don’t do it.

AquaTofana ,

I’m someone who puts all sweets in the freezer/fridge, and just realize that some become borderline inedible with this.

9th

WhyJiffie ,

why?

I only do this with the fridge in the summer to not let the chocolate melt. but why the freezer?

aordogvan , to linux in best linux terminal emulator

Surprised nobody mentioned Yakuake. Just discovered it’s just for kde. Been using it for years. It hides at the top of my screen and slides down when the cursor hits the top. Full desktop when not used and can access it no matter which app I’m using.

mydoomlessaccount , to showerthoughts in We forgot the Alamo even though they told us not to.

Fuck 'em, I do what I want.

MisterFrog , to lemmyshitpost in One of my daily 5
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Eating your offspring seems terribly energy inefficient

owatnext , to pics in [OC] (Cropped from a bigger picture) Guess the movie

Reminds me of Natural Born Killers.

NorthWestWind , to lemmyshitpost in :v⠀
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

:<

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines