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over_clox , to science_memes in Poop Knife

They should try again using petrified coprolite…

bloodfart , to linux in Distro and/or config for elderly person

Have you considered providing them with a typewriter, ledger and calculator instead?

fishpen0 , to asklemmy in People who lived in an HOA, what was your biggest nightmare with them?

It’s a duplex so the HOA only has two homes in it. The fees were designed to cover the water bill, master insurance policy, and slowly collect enough money to replace the roof every decade or two.

Unfortunately the other unit has no interest in even basic maintenance so unless we take care of everything the place slowly just falls apart. We’ve had to fight with them over every tiny repair from siding damage to a literal hole in the roof that a squirrel chewed out. They keep running an Airbnb with loud guests who throw parties despite it being against the HOA and unless we pay for our own lawyer there’s no way to actually enact the fines and stuff as laid out in the HOA rules.

We’re selling and never buying in a small HOA ever again

expatriado , to science_memes in Butts

that’s how i win at breath holding contests

subignition , to science_memes in Poop Knife
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

This is not the poop knife I was expecting

veroxii ,

Scissors are more practical in any case.

desktop_user , to lemmyshitpost in Meatspin

sadly modern adults are concerned about “safety” and “injuries”

TerkErJerbs , to linux in Distro and/or config for elderly person

I set up Bunsenlabs on both of my elderly parents computers and then basically automated login stuff to the sites they use, pinned those tabs. Blocked all ads and trackers. Set Firefox to auto open on boot. Basically made them a Linux version of a chrome book where everything they need is in the browser and already active, no mudding around.

8 months later zero complaints from either of them.

over_clox , to science_memes in Butts

People will stick anything up their ass these days, and these guys get the fucking Nobel Prize?!

I feel betrayed ☹️

hsdkfr734r , (edited )

the fucking Nobel Prize?!

No, the Ig Nobel Prize:

The Ig Nobel Prize monetary award is given in a solitary banknote for the amount of 100 trillion Zimbabwean dollars ($0.40 USD)

over_clox ,

LOL, alrighty then, TIL

smeg ,

It is a prize for serious science, just serious science that also happens to be funny

neidu2 , (edited ) to nostupidquestions in Are currency/monetary base economic systems coming to their logical end?

No.

First we need a better system for resource allocation. Monetary systems are extremely inefficient, but it is far better than the “trust me, bro” approach of many of the alternatives.

A global post-scarcity society could in theory take over, similar to how it works in Star Trek, but there are a lot of other hurdles that need to be overcome first.

As long as proper distribution of resources requires an effort, it will also need an incentive to do so. Currently this is provided by having a profit margin, and while this does also provide a mechanism for skimming off the top, at least said skimming can be somewhat controlled by a free market ensuring better circumstances for those willing to skim less.

asg101 , to science_memes in Launches

I would be happy with just dropping them off a cliff, no need to fuck up the atmosphere any more for that.

notabot ,

A suitably large catapult would deliver the necessary delta-v, not release pollutants into the atmosphere, and would make a satisfying ‘sproing thump’ noise in doing so.

caut_R , to patientgamers in Jade Empire, the prototype for Mass Effect

It‘s been a while but I remember when I played it way after its release I found it clunky and meh. I guess that‘s to be expected for an (when I played it already) old game. I want more martial arts games though. Especially kung fu games. I also want a new Sleeping Dogs…

Mandy , to mildlyinfuriating in Some rows of videos have different padding

Even more infuriating to me is that every time I try to rawdog YouTube, video progress never gets remembered

Ublock exeption, history on

It. Never. Remembers.

Zorque ,

Do you have Google history turned off?

Mandy ,

Yes

Zorque ,

Then that’s why.

nullboi , to cat in This is my battle scarred idiot cat. He likes to bring animals inside and promptly forget all about it.

This is such an image.

asg101 , to science_memes in Poop Knife

But smearing human feces on sharpened stakes makes them super effective against invaders.

cm0002 , to science_memes in Launches

Exceptions do apply, things like near-immortal beings or cursed objects may require the destructive power of a Sun and no less

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