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AnarchistArtificer , to science_memes in Blanket physics is harder to understand than Calabi-Yau Manifolds

My brother once got so tangled in a duvet cover, we had to cut him free.

TronnaRaps ,

Does your brother usually wear a helmet, by any chance?

jaybone ,

Maybe they put him in the dryer with the sheets. My duvet cover is like some kind of Bag of Holding that swallows pillow cases and never wants to return them.

WarmSoda ,

I had a friend whose younger brother used to get trapped in the dryer.

jaybone ,

I think I saw her video about that.

HootinNHollerin , to noncredibledefense in Buy now and you too can say, "It's mine!"

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01011 , to lemmyshitpost in Low-pitched gurgling noises

If you rinse your plates as soon as you finish eating then you need not worry about such things. Filth begets more filth.

FireTower , to noncredibledefense in It's important to have good urganomics
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t hear you over the sound of my reduced muzzle climb as a result of an inline stock

GluWu , to noncredibledefense in It's important to have good urganomics

You can build whatever the fuck you want if you just upgrade the operators to ambi. Collective skill issue ruined weapons manufacturing.

Milk_Sheikh ,

Accept you vat grown limb, ascend!

N0body , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

Don’t be a part of this domestic infighting. Join the Knights of Chik-fil-A on their Holy Crusade to destroy Chinese food at its very source.

Gork OP ,

But the Chinese are led by General Tso, a highly renowned culinary general.

CubitOom , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

I need to talk to you about your flair

Mikufan , to noncredibledefense in The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence

Jeff is the founder of Jeff nuclear technology and they build nukes, he keeps them as novelty and emotional support.

Mrkawfee , to videos in James Elder (UNICFEF) showing a line of trucks blocked by Israel at Rafah

They are starving people to death. It was stated from the outset by Zionist politicians that no food would be allowed in. We are watching a genocide happen and the West is complicit.

FenrirIII ,
@FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

The West is bought and sold. Money goes much further than suicide vests.

joyjoy , to lemmyshitpost in Technically not a meme

Jet fuel can’t melt this guy’s cement.

unrelatedkeg , to lemmyshitpost in Flying type i guess

I swear I’ve seen this meme somewhere with a Cybertruck instead of a Wrangler

bier , to programmer_humor in I can't believe people are still using GUMBIES when there are so many better alternatives.

I just found out GUMBIES 7 isn’t backwards compatible with GUMBIES 1.

And yes I know GUMBIES 1 was released in 2013, but still what the actual fuck!

_xDEADBEEF , to noncredibledefense in Invade smarter, not harder

Bunnyhop from supply hub to supply hub. Let the russians attrit to death.

EvilLootbox , to noncredibledefense in War is hell.
@EvilLootbox@lemmy.world avatar

He bounced three meters in the air, then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air, then he bounced four meters in the air.

Shayeta , to lemmyshitpost in Buy one get one full price

Nonono, you’re looking at this wrong. The lunch price is the BASE price! That means that any time other than lunch you’re actually getting a discount!

Stovetop ,

Think of the savings! Isn’t it nice to know that this burger which normally costs $25 can be yours for as low as $15.99 if you get it from our late night menu?

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

If they actually did this and discounted on off hours I might be more sold on it. Not for eating at lunch time, but for getting $0.50 large fries at 11pm.

GrundlButter ,

They’ll do that, and then they’ll raise base prices. So it’ll be $3 large fries after 11PM, but $7 at noon. This is clear to see a mile away, it’s just a phased in cash grab.

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