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nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in The Algorithm Knows What You Really Want

What do you mean it’s based on my browsing habits? Wait hold on there’s a knock at the door

skyspydude1 ,

Oh look, it’s your friendly neighborhood door-to-door ATGM dealer. Even if you’re not interested, sitting through the in-home demo is worth it.

zorro , to lemmyshitpost in .rar me

xz for me. I like to keep my backdoor wide open.

techMayhem ,

TIL xz is used by power bottoms

MirthfulAlembic , to lemmyshitpost in Yep
@MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure this is a Demetri Martin joke.

beeham ,
Fades ,

Op is unoriginal, what a surprise

over_clox , to mildlyinteresting in Managed to stop the pump at exactly $10 today

Love the top right corner there…

“Do not use phone while refueling”

Right under a QR code 😂🤣

chibah ,

but i didnt use the phone app i used the camera app. /s

NegativeInf ,

Worked at T-Mobile for like 5 years, you really don’t know how plausible that kind of statement is.

Rhynoplaz ,

Former VZW rep here. Not only is it plausible, it’s a weekly occurrence.

My favorite was the guy who didn’t want to switch to an unlimited calling plan because that plan didn’t have free nights and weekends and friends and family calling.

Now I’m not sure if that will sound as stupid as it really was. Does anyone even remember getting billed for phone calls?

digdug ,

Since I don't have more than 10 friends or family that I call, it was more cost effective not to go unlimited.

Rhynoplaz ,

But both plans were the same price! At least in this guy’s situation.

anguo ,

You should have told him “this one has free calla every day of the week”

ChicoSuave , to lemmyshitpost in I just hope both sides have fun

Someone missed a chance for a mid TERF war joke.

PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in That's some big inflation

People be like

Look! Inflation adjusted grocery prices haven’t gone up that much

Totally forgetting that it’s (in large part) grocery prices that determine the inflation rate. Like…

Look the grocery price adjusted price of groceries hasn’t gone up much!

Viking_Hippie ,

Hell, both the administration and several oft-cited think tanks/propaganda machines have even gone so far as to just eliminate food, housing and gas from their inflation numbers to make them look better!

afraid_of_zombies ,

Ding ding ding

nuke OP , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in War is hell.
@nuke@sh.itjust.works avatar

Spoiler: It’s a weather balloon. They made it pink because it was breast cancer awareness month (I don’t fucking know, visibility I guess)

uriel238 ,
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The Golden Gate Bridge is bright red-orange because that’s the most visible color against the blue sea. I’d assume similar colors are used to contrast against the sky. Much like that (creepy by association) teal that’s used for medical accessories, which contrasts with blood.

I can’t say that’s going on with this bouncy ball, but painting things a bright color that contrasts with nature is a thing we do.

BolexForSoup , (edited ) to noncredibledefense in Please see the chart
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  • nuke OP , (edited )

    No, u

    LOLGOTTEM

    Edit: It seems by the votes many of you are new to our community. Welcome! I got this directly from NonCredibleDefense on Reddit. If this post offended you, fuck off from our community. Because we don’t care.

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  • nuke OP , (edited )

    Sorry, but this is NCD and these are the types of posts that are made here. The same post has 4.5K upvotes on /r/NonCredibleDefense (The subreddit this community was inspired by). We are building the same community here as it exists on Reddit.

    Zorque ,

    Ah yes, using popularity on reddit as a quality metric on the fediverse.

    Lets see how this works out for him, Cotton.

    nuke OP ,

    We’re building the same community here as it exists on Reddit. You don’t have to like it.

    Gargleblaster ,
    @Gargleblaster@kbin.social avatar

    So a bunch of Trumpist warhawks?

    This isn't reddit. You're going to find yourselves defederated in a jiffy.

    People are not going to tolerate that kind of shit here.

    spacesweedkid27 ,

    you’re going to find yourself defederated in a jiffy

    now is part of my main vocabulary.

    PugJesus ,
    @PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

    So a bunch of Trumpist warhawks?

    No, a defense/militaria shitposting community.

    awwwyissss ,

    How about you fuck off with that shit attitude and this low quality nationalist monkey brain crap.

    Rampsquatch ,

    That’s NCD in a nutshell. Welcome aboard, you must be new.

    PugJesus , to noncredibledefense in ATACMS aren't real and can't hurt you
    @PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

    Losses aren't real. Russian air force aren't real.

    skillissuer ,
    @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Russian air force aren’t real.

    strike on Berdyansk took out 9 helis, SAM site, ammo depot and some other things, and we don’t know anything about strike in Luhansk

    so yeah, soon

    cornshark , to pics in Þrídrangaviti Lighthouse, Iceland

    How does one get to it? I see a helipad but it says it was constructed originally without one.

    YurkshireLad ,

    Catapult?

    rdyoung ,

    Parachute?

    fuzzy_feeling ,

    both?

    Glowstick ,

    Apparently you just had to climb it!

    en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Thridrangaviti_Lighthouse

    cornshark ,

    I think you’re referring to how it was originally constructed, with expert climbers scaling the cliff and having to stand on each other’s shoulders to get to the top. But the article says that was to establish “a road” without any indication of what that is or how one uses it today.

    MxM111 ,

    I guess it is chains. They are mentioned specifically in Wikipedia. It could have been chain ladder.

    bstix ,

    It’s accessible only by helicopter. No one has ever lived there, so people only go there when it needs maintenance. It’s been automated from the “start” which was delayed due to the war.

    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    The first thing we had to do was create a road up to the cliff. We got together of experienced mountaineers, all from the Westman Islands. Then we brought drills, hammers, chains and clamps to secure the chains. Once they got near the top there was no way to get any grip on the rock so one of them got down on his knees, the second stood on his back, and then the third climbed on top of the other two and was able to reach the nib of the cliff above. I cannot even tell you how I was feeling whilst witnessing this incredibly dangerous procedure.

    From the Wikipedia

    cornshark ,

    This refers to how it was originally constructed, but it’s not clear what “a road” is or how one uses it today.

    Peter1986C ,
    @Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

    A proverbial road, lol. Please read.

    Drusas ,

    I wonder how they got the materials for building the lighthouse up there.

    vocornflakes ,

    Is this “road” in the room with us right now?

    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Not unless we’re both hanging off a terrifying cliff in Iceland

    Maeve ,

    Yes, I'm wondering if helicopter is the only access currently, as well. That's wild.

    HubertManne ,

    me2

    Tja , to lemmyshitpost in Why is this allowed in Germany?

    ITT: Germans trying and failing at understanding humor.

    PS: Heil Rewe!

    Kidplayer_666 ,

    Neil Heinkle

    GregorGizeh ,

    It’s pretty weak humor though. Probably the lowest effort possible to make a nazi joke, that is additionally reaching really hard.

    can ,

    Probably the lowest effort possible to make a nazi joke

    I did not see that coming

    Tja ,

    Are we complaining about the humor quality in the “shit posting” community?

    Would you like to reserve a chair using your towel, too?

    GregorGizeh ,

    Yes. You can also bring me socks and sandals and a Schweinshaxe, none of that foreign crap you people serve around here

    aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Let it rip

    Anytime you’re playing a battle game and your next opponent is a five-year-old Japanese girl, just forfeit.

    DScratch , to aboringdystopia in Israeli state TV proudly broadcasting prisoner abuse

    “What was on Oct 7th will not return.”

    Pretty sure this is how you fast-track yourself into another one, chief.

    grue ,

    Well, obviously. How else are they gonna manufacture their next causus belli?

    superduperenigma , to lemmyshitpost in Behold the O.R.B.

    How society would look if the government would finally use our tax dollars to do something useful such as constructing an ominous orb made completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

    RHSJack ,

    This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.

    z500 ,
    @z500@startrek.website avatar

    Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

    tourist , to lemmyshitpost in Bro pulled a joker
    @tourist@lemmy.world avatar

    man was not bluffing

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