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fubarx , to asklemmy in What purpose would this be used for?

So your pets can’t chew the hard-disk cables.

Unless you have a pet rabbit.

TheBlue22 , to noncredibledefense in USS Gerald R Ford has joined the server

I guess US wants to kill more brown Muslims

Chunk ,

Just like Jesus wanted.

nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in I'll just check the news for a minute

pbs.org/…/what-to-know-as-conflict-erupts-between…

quindraco , to videos in The Chocolate Bar

Finally, I can sit on chocolate while drinking my chocolate in a chocolate cup on a chocolate countertop. Truly, we have peaked as a society.

ilinamorato , to mildlyinfuriating in Locked out - Google's absurd security measures won't log me in

If you want a service on your terms, you have to host it yourself. Google has to deal with liability and privacy and the fact that they would be the single biggest attack vector for anyone’s online life of compromised.

There are so many sketchy and anti-consumer things that Google is doing. This is not one of them.

ilinamorato ,

I hate Google

Then why are you reactivating your account?

ironeagl , to noncredibledefense in 3000 Embroidered F-16s of Zelenskyy

Reminds me of the “teacup” T-54: yuripasholok.livejournal.com/12859280.html?

Gork OP ,

When you’re not quite sure you want a tank or a porcelain set.

EuroNutellaMan , to noncredibledefense in I have something important to say
@EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

Video won’t load, what is it?

loutr ,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

Here you go: youtu.be/qu51C2v5cHw

EuroNutellaMan ,
@EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks fellow warkisser

FARTYSHARTBLAST , to noncredibledefense in I have something important to say
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

P O R T A B I L I T Y ?

STRIKINGdebate2 , to lemmyshitpost in Big Red Cock
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Have you read this book op?

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

OP wrote this book, possibly.

cloudy1999 , to funny in Old meme checks out - cars don't fly. Pull out game still strong though.

We haven’t even yet achieved the three seashells.

VicksVaporBBQrub OP ,

The future still has toilet paper dispensers. They just call it morality\profanity detector ticketing machines.

Kichae , to internetfuneral in Information is hiding all around us

Ok, I've seen things hide behind the houseplants before, but the honey?

shootwhatsmyname ,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

Do not be fooled—honey will decisively hide information from you in a malicious manner when you least expect it.

FLX ,
  • Encode private message in a honey plant DNA
  • Make a bee do honey with the honey plant
  • Send the honey to your spy to be eaten on a pancake
  • Your spy can shit the pancake when necessary to extract the message from it
Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for explaining, I never would have guessed that’s how it works

Lemminary ,

Don’t be too hard on yourself, literally nobody would have guessed!

shadowspirit ,

Then why am I eating this pancake?

Lemminary ,

You may find your answers by staring into the maple syrup, young grasshopper.

nickwitha_k , to memes in Great deal ngl

Not a fair trade. If my state of being radicalized was a human, it could drink in all non-dry counties in the US. What else have you got?

DrQuint , to memes in "open betas"

The only games I played in early anything were Slay the Spire, Hades and Against the Storm.

I never wagered on shit.

jollyrogue , to internetfuneral in Please be patient

Squish

😬

Rescuer6394 , to programmerhumor in Blue keyswitches are my favorite

i have red and still got told to mute while writing

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