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Hupf , to lemmyshitpost in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Instant ejaculation

verity_kindle , to noncredibledefense in It's drip or drown and brother I'm floating
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There is no way to unfudge yourself when you flip over. You’re strapped, you’re gonna get clapped.

Veticia , to lemmyshitpost in Radiolysisposting
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H stands for Hulk

DannyBoy , to noncredibledefense in Happy Thanksgiving NCD!

You’re a month and a half late, but thanks!

nuke OP ,

I made this for you eh ❤️

https://files.catbox.moe/fz38i6.webp

SpermHowitzer ,

As a Canadian, I can confidently say geese would drop nukes indiscriminately because they’re straight up assholes.

DannyBoy ,

Beautiful

Shit ,
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Neat

Zerush , to memes in Pfff, HTML
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Does Scratch count?

EvolvedTurtle ,

I personally think it does It’s very good at teaching you the fundamentals

robdor , to noncredibledefense in The Mk66 rocket motor equipped bucket truck

Lol is that real? That can’t be but it’s fucking rad if this was a RoboCop movie.

killeronthecorner , to programmer_humor in Debugging
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I’m not sure if this is a direct quote from Your Code as a Crime Scene, but it’s a good book and takes this same stance!

CJOtheReal , to programmer_humor in Debugging

Its usually a typo lol

atomkarinca , to programmer_humor in Debugging

thank god that there’s a print function in every language.

odium ,

The worst is when you’re print statements aren’t outputting where you expected them to, and you have no idea where they’re outputting to.

Redkey ,

I tought myself programming as a kid in the 80s and 90s, and just got used to diagnostic print statements because it was the first thing that occurred to me and I had no (advanced) books, mentors, teachers, or Internet to tell me any different.

Then in university one of my lecturers insisted that diagnostic prints are completely unreliable and that we must always use a debugger. He may have overstated the case, but I saw that he had a point when I started working on the university’s time-sharing mainframe systems and found my work constantly being preempted and moved around in memory in the middle of critical sections. Diagnostic prints would disappear, or worse, appear where, in theory, they shouldn’t be able to, and they would come and go like a restless summer breeze. But for as much as that lecturer banged on about debuggers, he hardly taught us anything about how to use them, and they confused the hell out of me, so I made it through the rest of my degree without using debuggers except for one part of one subject (the “learn about debuggers” part).

Over 20 years later, after a little professional work and a lot of personal projects and making things for other non-coding jobs I’ve had, I still haven’t really used debuggers much. But lately I’ve been forcing myself to use them sometimes, partly to help me pick apart quirks in external libraries that I’m linking, and partly because I’d like to start using superscalar instructions and threading in my programs, and I remember how that sort of thing screwed up my diagnostic prints in university.

embed_me ,
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Even worse is when print statements cause the bug…

That was me before discovering interrupt safe print functions.

Kolanaki , to internetfuneral in > Cancel
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No… And I miss it. :(

Makeitstop , to risa in Insert witty title here

For a second I was looking at this picture and trying to remember which episode of Red Dwarf this was from.

ummthatguy , to risa in My wife, she has a thing for transporter anomalies
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Didn’t peg Columbo as the “cradle robber” type. Maybe he just prefers a submissive relationship where he’s constantly under threat of being Tuvixed. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

GreenMario OP ,

Maybe Columbo is much younger but lived a harsh life.

Nacktmull , to cat in Tired from playtime

Cute cat! What is that granulate they are chilling on?

skyler OP ,
@skyler@lemmy.world avatar

Granulate? Do you you mean the carpet?

Nacktmull ,

Sorry, my brain turned your carpet into tiny pebbles or something …

Late2TheParty ,
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You’re not the only one who saw that.

theKalash , to cat in Quentin Tarentino’s signature trunk shot

But where are the feet?

SaakoPaahtaa ,

Getting licked by that old pervert Tarantino

grue , to risa in Borgus, Boims, and Bean: One fat, one short, one lean
ummthatguy OP ,
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I’m sorry buddy. Had to make room for borg-posting. Go replicate a few cartons of cigarettes, you’ll feel better.

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