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shalafi , to noncredibledefense in It's important to have good urganomics

I want a carry handle for my AR for that M16 look, but it’s just not practical. Plus, my gun’s mostly white.

Fades ,

A white AR? Do you live in Siberia?

slaacaa ,

It’s actually a well-known trick to paint your firearms white, making cops much less likely to bother you when you commit crimes

hemko , (edited )

Why the fuck do you need a carry handle for a gun? It’s not a business case, it’s not carried like a business case. If you carry gun like that I’d just assume you’re too dumb to handle it

Edit: also it looks stupid

th3dogcow , to cooking in First fermentation results with Blueberries and Pico de Gallo
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I’m curious why you would want to ferment both pico de gallo, which is essentially a fresh salsa, and blueberries? Were you trying to preserve them or something? Some context is missing here. Maybe someone else can be of more help. You have piqued my interest though.

j4k3 OP ,
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Just stuff on hand for experimentation with lactose fermentation. It would have gone bad otherwise. The lid of the greenish brown jar says the start date, added a bit of honey for extra insurance (“H”). I also tasted and intuitively thought I’d try running it through a food processor, added more honey and let it go. It went through a gamut of evolving smells. It ended in a mild green salsa like flavor. It had a LOT of CO^2^ production throughout, far more than anything else I’m messing with. There is a lot more alcohol in it, but I have no idea how much is really there.

The blueberries worried me around a week ago. They tasted like olives, but now they have a more pleasant flavor, or rather, the juice does now. It is about like a more berry/savory almost beet juice like wine flavor, but more savory than a wine. It is savory like a soy or fish/Worcestershire sauce, but less concentrated than those.

These are 3% salt brine fermentations to insure the right kind of bacterial growth. Fermenting stuff and experimenting with unique flavors that this creates is how you take cooking to the highest levels, but also a serious survival skill. It only takes around 3 weeks from food scarcity to population reduction.

th3dogcow ,
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Thanks for the info! Experimentation in the kitchen is fun! I haven’t attempted any fermentation yet. I usually take fresh pico de gallo that’s not so fresh and cook it down with some tomato paste, blitz it, and use it as a dip or pizza sauce. To prolong its life I freeze it in an ice cube tray which I then transfer to ziplock freezer bags.

psmgx , to noncredibledefense in Anytizer® applications accepted

Is that a Bennigans tattoo on his arm? That’s like the microwave grill equivalent to fighting for Rhodesia

ArcaneSlime ,

And Canes(?), and Joes Crab Shack, a hardees morale patch on the hat, Applebee’s and Jimmy John’s on the plate carrier, and a chipotle bag in hand.

degen , to lemmyshitpost in what a catch

Ay girl, get me outta these backrooms

sfxrlz , to lemmyshitpost in Her accent makes it so much funnier

Mcgonnagal in a muggles world

PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in Someone call the PETA folk

I don’t know, it looks photoshopped to me, sir

fushuan ,

Check other brands, there’s tons of ones that make no sense.

Schmuppes ,

Los Santos Underground Radio

HappycamperNZ ,

This is why I stick with WCTR

Mr_Blott , to lemmyshitpost in Someone call the PETA folk

Bandcamp?

lady_maria ,
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And Rust???

Donjuanme , to lemmyshitpost in AAAA!!!!!!!!

Absolutely anal acne (I believe) was the second wind Yahtzee take.

unexposedhazard , to lemmyshitpost in Why is this allowed in Germany?

Are u dum dum or trolling? Someone putting rammstein music over a video of someone triggering a basic hand actuated mechanism in a stupid way, doesnt make that design bad. The icon is just a hand touching it. Its just all framed intentionally stupid.

MoonJellyfish OP ,
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Did you see the name of the community where I posted it?

unexposedhazard ,

No but doesnt even matter, neither the community nor the title gave away if you were being serious.

misterdoctor ,

My favorite thing online is Very Serious Shitposts.

Sidhean ,

I, personally, only ever shitpost unironically.

My favorite one is doubling down when you’re caught out :3

topinambour_rex , to lemmyshitpost in PETER GRIFFIN CHEATED ON ARIANA GRANDE
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Wtf!?

ThrowawaySobriquet , to lemmyshitpost in Forgiven

Oh, what?! If I’d have known I’d get fuckin lazer powers I definitely would have read more scripture

RedditWanderer , to lemmyshitpost in Reddit moment

The pot calling the kettle black

nexussapphire ,

I don’t even get the reference but I remember how much cringe there was on Reddit.

ThrowawaySobriquet , to lemmyshitpost in Yes, honey, I applied my butt cream

reads the label

Huh. Says here you shouldn’t have

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Walking in a bouncy house be like

Is that Galloping Gerdy?

sunbrrnslapper ,

Indeed!

LifeOfChance , to lemmyshitpost in If you ever feel stupid, just remember... people like this do exist

A good way to go viral like this is to go to Walmart pick up a $20 smart phone and act like you just cooked your real phone…

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