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SolOrion , to noncredibledefense in I own a P90 for homeworld defense because that's what Colonel O'Neill intended

I can’t properly express how much I love this.

nilaus , to risa in My first attempt at an OC gif

It is better than great. It is a blessing, my child.

jawa21 OP ,
nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in 🌊🇺🇦
Micromot ,

Where’s the shark?

nuke OP ,

Due to the secrecy of ongoing offensive operations, we cannot comment on the shark’s current whereabouts.

mindbleach , to noncredibledefense in You don't need to watch my six. It's already covered

Silent but deadly requires a tax stamp.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in Could we not bring that to Lemmy, please?
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

DontTellMeWhatToDoPorn

NakariLexfortaine , to lemmyshitpost in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Hey, it happens. You’re stuck, crawling through some duct work, it’s hot as hell in there so you strip off, then you hit a weak spot. Bam, straight down onto some dick with a cushy pelvis to break your fall.

Saw 3 different men die that way. Terrible way to go.

BoxerDevil ,

You say terrible but it sounds like a great way to die

NakariLexfortaine ,

For the one on bottom, yeah.

It’s the men who landed on top I pity. Couldn’t even enjoy the dick from all the bone shards.

bjoern_tantau , to memes in Pfff, HTML
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coding != programming

retiolus ,
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xcuse Shakespeare

SkyezOpen , to noncredibledefense in The Mk66 rocket motor equipped bucket truck

How can we even compete with this level of noncredibility?

nuke OP ,

Reality continues to outjerk us

ininewcrow , to risa in Insert witty title here
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Move Along Home!!!

bionicjoey ,

Double the peril, double your winnings!

FlyingSquid , to risa in My wife, she has a thing for transporter anomalies
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They retconned her as not Columbo’s wife and changed the name of the series to Kate Columbo for season 2, because even they realized that Columbo’s wife wouldn’t be a hot novelist.

ElderWendigo , to funny in Cracked the code

This was basically the same math you see in business administration classes. It’s nerd math if you’re talking electronics. I can rent a modem from the cable company for $8 a month with free upgrades as needed or I can buy an $80 modem for myself every few years. If I can use my own modem for more than 10 months, then I’ve already come out ahead. So this woman would need to sacrifice a $5 of her budget somewhere every week for a year. That’s often optimistic fantasy that I think gets a lot of debtors in trouble.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to noncredibledefense in Smoke em if you got em

Imagine one of those flying straight up your asshole and gently ramming your prostate.

CCF_100 ,

No thank you

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Prude.

TheRealLinga ,

Eh, I’ll try anything once

nuke OP ,
Darkard ,
Stanwich , to risa in If Remans were an ice cream flavor, they'd be pralines and dick.

Is that… is that a Wayne’s world reference?! Party time! Excellent!

ummthatguy OP ,
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Makeitstop ,

“Yes, and it’s the choice of the next generation”

ummthatguy OP ,
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Kolanaki , to risa in Boothby Banter: Club Thandwich
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Boothby is just angry he didn’t die at a normal age and instead 24th century medicine allowed him to be like 170 or something.

nuke OP , to noncredibledefense in Am*rica lost a real one today 😔 RIPS IN PEACE NASA HEROS 🚀🙏

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