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MonkderZweite , to lemmyshitpost in Anon meets a girl

Any way to make long images like this default short in the preview in Liftoff?

Asudox , to lemmyshitpost in Anon meets a girl
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That seems interesting. Bookmarked to read later.

CADmonkey , to lemmyshitpost in Anon meets a girl

This is basically how I feel with my wife. Totally not worthy. But so far she seems to be sticking around.

Steamymoomilk , to pics in [OC] Thunderstorm in Croatia

My dude that ain’t croatia that fucking elden ring. Lol

Yucky_Dimension , to lemmyshitpost in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

Damn. What an incredibly stupid thing to do. Attacking someone pointing a gun at others. That “hero” is dead or responsible for someone else’s death in a different timeline. All for some cash. Unless he somehow knew the gun wasn’t loaded or something.

ballsmaster OP , (edited )
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This wasn’t his first rodeo. He knows how to wrangle in a criminal. A bleak reminder to all you would be criminals. No where in Tarnation does a gun guarantee victory.

PunnyName , (edited )

His ability to “wrangle” the perp took way too long. This should have been much faster in handling such a situation. He’s lucky the perp was bad at using / holding a gun.

This could have been much worse.

FlyingSquid ,
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Maybe that should also be a reminder to all the people carrying guns thinking they’ll be able to defend themselves or others with them.

Mr_Blott ,

Holy shit, what do you use to clean the jizz off your guuunz?

ballsmaster OP ,
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ImplyingImplications ,

This. Money and possessions can be replaced. Nobody’s life is worth what’s in a cash register.

FordBeeblebrox ,

Very very nearly got the woman shot in front of the freezer and had to “wrangle” the guy across half the store cause he couldn’t take him down. Old man is extremely lucky that guy dropped the gun and didn’t have a knife in his pocket.

PrinceWith999Enemies , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

It’s always someone robbing a store that gets shared. It’s never some guy in a cowboy hat stopping a store for wage theft, which is an order of magnitude or two greater drain on the economy than armed robbery.

And probably less dangerous too.

Hank ,

Yo you want the Marlboro man to just show up and settle labor disputes by exceptional gunslinging?

When I started writing my intent was to mock you but then I realized that that's exactly what I want.

Kidplayer_666 ,

Half of lemmy is so far to the left, they can’t appreciate anything anymore, not even a good joke. Centrism is the only based ideology, we get the best food ;)

Hank ,

No offense but I'm too well informed about the state of our planet to support conservative ideologies. We've started an extinction level event. Do you have any idea about how rare those are?

abbotsbury ,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t feed the trolls, Hank

PrinceWith999Enemies ,

Yes.

If you’re a fan of mindless action, if you don’t have a single brain cell in your head, this is the film for you.

Hank ,

Holy shit that's hilarious. It gets on my list of 'movies I'll probably watch some days'.

ExtraMedicated ,

I felt myself get 62% dumber just reading the plot.

BourneHavoc ,

YES. Yes yes yes.

zakobjoa , to lemmyshitpost in Cowboy takes down turd with gun
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Apart from this being stupid for multiple reasons, what is it doing on Lemmy Shitposts?

HellAwaits , to lemmyshitpost in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

Wait, this isn’t right… aren’t these guys supposed to be struggling and crawling around on the floor from fake injury and pain like they do in the movies??

luthis , to lemmyshitpost in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

Oh SHIT we have embedded videos now?? Fucking excellent!

robocall ,
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What’s that mean?

luthis ,

You can play the video in the page. Before, like, a few weeks ago, you had to download the video before you could watch it.

KTVX94 , to memes in X Videos

tbf there’s plenty of porn on former Twitter too

davidgro ,

That’s pretty much all it is as far as I’m concerned.

Viking_Hippie ,

I’d say that’s all it’s useful for anymore but since you now have to log in, it’s not even that 🤦

Poggervania , (edited ) to memes in X Videos
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To quote the late John McAfee: “Nobody should have to use XHamster.”

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Just seen this video. I wish Elon was that edgy

jmcs ,

And the lesson there is that if you are planning to sell your company to some greedy cash grabbing incompetent dicks while you go… eccentric, don’t name the company or the product after yourself.

Rodeo ,

That’s always such an ego trip, and the ones to ego trip like that always have bad reputations.

There’s some special irony in a guy being so proud of his name that he plasters it everywhere, all the while oblivious to what his name actually means to people.

SeaJ ,

He needs more meth to be that edgy.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

This is it

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown , to memes in X Videos
Hupf ,

Which is also used to view porn.

Viking_Hippie ,

If it can’t be used to view porn, does it really exist? Should it?

(Yes)

SeaJ ,

Rule 34 also means everything is porn. So go on and continue jerking it to those windows.

Hupf ,

I can assure you I am not jerking to Windows.

railsdev ,

Loving

.jif

SnipingNinja ,

Is it pronounced like gift without the t?

aranym ,

No, like the peanut butter brand Jif.

QuazarOmega ,

It’s actually a superposition of hard and soft G until your brain waves collapse into one of those just before saying it out loud

TheAnonymouseJoker ,
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jif

You little shit, come here.

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Cowboy takes down turd with gun
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Did he try this in a small town?

bitfed , to lemmyshitpost in Cowboy takes down turd with gun

Ahh I was thinking I needed to see another shooting video like I need another hole in the head. But thankfully, it was genuinely heroic.

Thoth19 , to lemmyshitpost in Anon meets a girl

This one always hits me in the feels. Just like the sad one about the guy who’s wife and kid never existed.

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