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Kusimulkku , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

Also just leave the tea bag in the tea. How else will anyone know what you’re drinking!

thelastknowngod , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

Someone call the ICC. This is a crime against humanity.

oneiros , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit
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Also, make sure to ask “Fancy a cup of?” with extra emphasis on “of”. It is a classic British phrase

Grass ,

I feel like I need to hear a recording of this

Hardeehar ,

I think another proper word/phrase is “fancy a cuppa”

oneiros ,
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You must be “having a laugh” as they say! I’m 1000% sure it’s “cup of”

Hardeehar ,

I’m sure they’re both correct. Maybe it depends on where the speaker is from?

I had a friend in undergrad who was British and always phrased it like “cuppa”.

“I could reeeeally go for a cuppa” she would say like every other hour.

oneiros ,
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(You seem sincere, so at the risk of killing the joke, I want to point out that both of my comments are deadpan humor! The phrase is indeed “fancy a cuppa”, and I’m intentionally getting it wrong, like the tea preparation instructions in the OP.)

AdamHenry ,

I thought that was Aussie lingo.

Hardeehar ,

It could be, too!

Arrakis , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

“friend”

Treczoks , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

That is only a bit worse than what British people do with their tea. OK, theirs is reasonably fresh, but they let the teabag sit in the pot for ages and they commit the serious, undefendable crime of adding milk.

Dkarma ,

Milk only belongs in chai tea

DAMunzy ,

Chia … tea. Chia … tea.

not_woody_shaw ,

Chai literally means tea. So chai tea is tea tea. It’s like pizza pie or ATM machine.

QueriesQueried ,

Yes and but that’s just how the distinction is made. Prime example: Shiba/Akita “Inu”. Inu is literally dog. Yet it refers to the purebred dog of Japan, not the american shitmix (no shade, theres just not much consistency with what they’re mixed with). Language evolves over time, even the dumb evolutions.

Tvkan ,

I don’t think they’re engaging in etymological reductionism.

Their argument is that instead of saying “milk only belongs in chai tea”, one could’ve just said “milk only belongs in chai”.

smeg ,

pizza pie

Those two things are not remotely the same

echodot ,

The Americans seem to have a very wide definition of the word Pie and none of them seem to be pies.

Threeme2189 ,

It’s the same with brits and the word pudding…

MrMcGasion ,

What about boba? Although I guess that’s arguably tea in milk, rather than milk in tea.

crapwittyname ,

Watch it. Builder’s tea is the literal backbone of the British economy.

Oh, wait.

retrolasered ,
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Hungary?

Rubanski ,

Milk in Earl grey with honey is just amazing

Treczoks ,

You drown the flavour of the bergamote oil with the honey, and kill off most of the beneficient ingredients of the tea with the milk. What’s the point in using a tea bag in the first place?

Blackmist , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

You know we should have just told you people we’d discovered America, and then closed all the ports once you’d gone.

Kolanaki ,
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Americans treating tea with disrespect to rustle British jimmies is a time honored tradition ever since the Boston Tea Party.

ComradeWeebelo , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

That’s some nice hot leaf juice you’ve got there.

Alexstarfire ,

How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?

asteriskeverything ,

I prefer to get my morning zoomies from hot bean juice

ODuffer , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit
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You sir, are a bounder.

tiredofsametab ,

Responded to the wrong post. Oops!

Honytawk , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

Well, the US once made the biggest cup of tea in history.

A whole harbor.

samus12345 ,
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Now THAT was a wild party!

tiredofsametab ,

I doubt it, but now I wonder what the biggest amount of tea that ended up in the ocean is and how to search for it. I know whole ships were lost, but digging through manifests (assuming they exist) wouldn't be fun. I also wonder how many in Asia there would have been, possibly before tea even gained popularity in the west.

lloydsmart ,

Americans make the worst tea. Cold and salty.

hydrospanner ,

Cold and salty.

Sounds suitably British.

001 , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

This all sounds about right, except maybe wiping your unwashed genitals around the rim of the cup before you start. Other than that, spot on.

AdamHenry ,

What better way to start off the day than getting your eight essential vitamins on.

southsamurai , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit
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Ten minutes? Bloody hell!

Four is about all it takes for most tea. You go longer, you’re just getting the bitter parts

florge , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

Fake Pyrex as well

TheMightyCanuck ,
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That new age dog shit “pyrex” is the worst

Maeve ,

That’s because Pyrex sold pyrex. There’s a difference between the capital and lowercase “p.” Actual Pyrex with the capital “P” is supposedly the original quality. Anchor Hocking is like pyrex, lowercase.

Rambi ,

I could be remembering wrong but didn’t How To Cook That disprove that? Either way almost all of the uppercase P pieces of cookware ended up being borosillicate anyway

Patch ,

There is a difference between “pyrex” and “PYREX”, but the difference is which company owns it rather than necessarily what it’s made of.

However there is truth to it. European PYREX is now exclusively made from borosilicate glass (the original material). There is older PYREX brand stuff made of other materials, but new stuff is all borosilicate. All pyrex glass stuff is now soda-lime glass instead of borosilicate.

Basically, if you’re buying new, the brand is a fine indicator. But if you’re buying anything second hand, the logos won’t help you as all three variants of the branding (Pyrex, PYREX and Pyrex) have made products with both materials at various times.

activ8r , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

This is exactly why we didn’t want you to have independence. You clearly weren’t ready. I mean the whole Trump issue was one thing, but this… This is just monstrous.

mindbleach ,

Don’t throw that stone too hard, after BoJo.

Maeve ,

Bojo was no where near djt levels of messed up. Bad but not as bad.

ech ,

What’s worse? A smart guy pretending to be dumb while tearing apart a country? Or a dumb guy pretending to be smart while tearing apart a country? Silver lining on the latter is at least you see all the stuff they’re too dumb to hide.

ElBarto ,
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The smart one, at least their shit will be calculated and not like a bull in a China shop on amphetamines after being taxed in the balls.

ech ,

I see your point, though I don’t necessarily see it as a good thing. “Calculated” can be much more damaging depending on what the goal of the calculation is.

Maeve ,

Tbf you did have King George.

smeg ,

Can’t believe you didn’t want to be governed by a guy called “Mad King George”

MadBob ,

Let’s not be pointing fingers now.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

They’ve had three new prime ministers since you made this comment.

FringeTheory999 ,

You people drink instant coffee. We are not the monsters here.

deeply_moving_queef ,

I’m genuinely unsure if drip coffee is better than instant.

Threeme2189 ,

Narrator: “It wasn’t”

Coreidan , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

Tea sucks. Coffee sucks.

Water is better.

smeg ,

Water is the best choice for washing out that filthy mouth of yours!

Dettweiler42 , to casualuk in How I (US) make tea when my British friend comes over to visit

I prefer to use one of my well-used coffee mugs. The one that’s heavily stained and makes everything taste like coffee no matter how many times you wash it.

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