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SlopppyEngineer , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

your go-to companion for a high-quality, immersive entertainment experience on a larger screen.

Propaganda app full of right wing video, fox news, Russia Today and the TikTok channel.

RemembertheApollo , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

"Xitter"?

Reads like "chitter", sounds creepy enough.

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Shitter is the mutually agreed upon pronunciation

ObviouslyNotBanana , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Is it going to be called xvideos?

mPony ,

the only massive pile of wank in that equation would be Elon.

Emptiness ,
@Emptiness@lemmy.world avatar

Shitter TV. Only spelled differently.

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah, yes , the XTV, just like porn, but the one getting fucked is you!

Sanctus , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Please, do anything fucking useful with your vast amounts of wealth. Anything.

MxM111 ,

Well, my hope is appearance of [Xitter] TV as streaming service, will force other services to be less Xittier. Kind of anti-enshittification pill. But that’s about it.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

All the other services, at once: “Nah nah, hold my beer, WE are the shittiest of them all”

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

Skydiving without a parachute would be my first choice.

beefbot ,

Agree, but for human tǔrds of his size I think you gotta bait his ego, like challenge him that he’s too much of a “pedo guy” to donate to the ACLU or something 🤷‍♂️

Hildegarde , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

Imagine being so entrepreneurial that you think you need to buy twitter for way more than its worth in order to develop an app that does something entirely unrelated.

slimarev92 , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

Get ready for new shows starring Ben Shapiro and Gina Carano, or whatever right wing loser they manage to attract.

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Get ready for the Hard R channel. It's just straight up racism 24/7

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Half of America: why am I suddenly erect?

billiam0202 ,

No, the Daily Liar is already trying to push into mass entertainment. It’s more likely to have Fucker Carlson and Alex “I need money to pay my civil judgements for my lies about Sandy Hook” Jones.

Buffalox , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

Musk is all over the place lately, claiming his Xai bots are doing practical work in the factory already, and will be ready for mass deployment “next year”, Which ought to be his nick name now. “Next year Musk”.
He also claimed a few days ago that robo-taxis were only months away.
New model cars from Tesla planned to arrive next year, should be moved up to arrive this year instead.
The man must be desperate or on coke or probably both, he has always over-promised and under delivered, but these latest promises are over the top even for him.

Bartsbigbugbag ,

Fully functional robotic taxis are already here, they’re just not made by western companies. It’s doubtful musks will ever work at this point, his “fully-automated self-driving” is vaporware.

billiam0202 ,

coke

He’s on ketamine.

Buffalox ,

Noo that can’t be it, he has said it’s prescribed and only a low dosis. /s
Whatever he is on, I definitely don’t want it, seems he is getting more and more crazy.

pivot_root ,

Every time he says “this year” or “next year,” it’s at least 4 years away. He’s so full of shit that even his internal clock stinks.

ME5SENGER_24 , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

When is this guy gonna go bankrupt? Before he even starts his channel I’m already tired of his shit show

Bishma , (edited ) to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
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In 12 months when he gets called on it by debtors (since Shitter has no shareholders) he’ll try to buy Pluto TV and claim that was the plan the whole time.

radiant_bloom , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

If it integrates properly with tv that will be one thing better than Netflix at least…

NeoNachtwaechter , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

We are back at “Elon says” posts :-(

Buffalox , (edited )

Yeah, because he is funny, and he is probably the person who knows most about production living on earth today.
I like how he is modest enough to acknowledge there might be aliens that know more than him. /s

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Your /s wasn’t not big enough, I got you

/s

Buffalox ,

I don’t think you are riled up enough considering the importance of the issue. /s

EpicFailGuy ,
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Buffalox ,

Yeah lol it’s crazy, but he actually said that., except I didn’t get the wording 100% right, he didn’t even say “probably”:
twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1555254864791289856

beefbot , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

unsubscribe elon musk

Buffalox ,

Yeah that probably works about as well as unsubscribing from cat facts.
theverge.com/…/an-ancient-reddit-prank-about-cat-…

Substance_P , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

Xitter, nice name, sounds like an adolescent skin condition.

Ostrichgrif ,

I always mentally read that as “shitter”

Mbourgon ,

That’s the goal. (Unsure of sarcasm)

Quetzalcutlass , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

A smart TV app from the guy who pulled Disney channels from the Tesla app due to a bruised ego over a Twitter argument? I can’t wait for this to crash and burn.

seaQueue , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
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I’m just here to watch Phony Stark continue to light money on fire.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0f65125b-d43d-47d9-a3b1-6f2195a63326.png

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