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BenVimes , (edited ) to technology in After its reputation went up in flames, Humane warns users its charging case may too

I had never heard of Humane until I read this article. After also reading Engadget’s review of the thing, it sounds like an absolute nightmare to use.

Maybe I’m too old-school and impatient, but I’ve never been able to make voice assistants work for me. It’s a feedback loop: the assistant fails to do a task, so I become resistant to using it in the future. Even the thing I’ve used an assistant for the most, playing music out of a Nest speaker, seems to still be hit-or-miss after years of trying, and in some ways seems to be getting worse.

The gestures also sound awful. As with voice assistants, I’ve never gotten comfortable with smartphone gestures beyond the most rudimentary. I strictly use 3-button navigation on my phone, and I use Connect as my Lemmy app of choice because it allows me to disable all the swipe commands for upvote/downvote.

Lanusensei87 , (edited )
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Check out Coffeezila’s video on them, the whole things shady AF, in addition of being shitty.

rbesfe ,

The coffeezilla vid was about the rabbit, not the humane

Lanusensei87 ,
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Oh shit, you are right. I can’t keep up with all these snake oil sellers.

greybeard , (edited )

I stopped all voice assistants when they started getting snippy with me for being rude to them. I don’t need a poorly design if statement snapping back at me for showing my frustration at its inability to do a basic task.

BenVimes ,

I’ve never experienced that, and I’ve definitely told Google Assistant to fornicate with itself on multiple occasions.

serpineslair , to technology in After its reputation went up in flames, Humane warns users its charging case may too

Humane Labs?

rbesfe ,

Who wants to run heist I’ll give 50% (just kidding I’ll kick you after the last setup)

ace_garp , to technology in After its reputation went up in flames, Humane warns users its charging case may too
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Twisted fire-starter!

jeffw OP ,
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Thanks, now it’ll be stuck in my head all day

Diabolo96 , to technology in After its reputation went up in flames, Humane warns users its charging case may too

Ngl, such titles always amuse me.

smokebuddy , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

saying the quiet part out loud out of desperation

4z01235 , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

I’m honestly surprised they made 10,000 sales.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Every web outlet and influencer with more than 1000 followers bought one. But that’s all they’re ever going to sell.

dustyData ,

Isn’t it ironic that most likely, all their sales were used to make videos roasting their shitty product?

recursive_recursion , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin
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Thinking about the cost of maintenance, liabilities, and ethical/moral decisions

  • you couldn’t pay me enough to take on that company

good luck to anyone else thinking otherwise

aeronmelon , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

Humane as a company is worth the cost of exactly 10,000 units.

HootinNHollerin , (edited ) to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

ask for 1B valuation with only ~7M in sales + ~240k/mo subscription revenue… hmmmm gonna be a no for me Dogg

WhatAmLemmy ,

The entire company was a pump and dump scheme. They’re gonna continue the pump until dump or bankruptcy.

Natanael , (edited )

Extremely expected for a company that used to be all on in NFTs

shakcked ,

That’s Rabbit not Humane AI. These two clowns came from Apple and started Humane

just_another_person ,

Don’t forget about the dangerous batteries and looming recall (due to court action I’m sure)! They’ll soon have ZERO customers, in a way.

nyan ,

So, if we do some sloppy rounding and say that the subscriptions make them 3 million a year . . . it’ll only take a bit more than 330 years for anyone buying Humane at the asking price to break even. My cat could figure out that wasn’t a good buy. (Of course, he’d prefer to invest in a tuna cannery . . .)

HootinNHollerin , (edited )

I’d follow TUNA tips for more hot cat calls

kokesh , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin
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No one wants badly executed overheating slow Google assistant in a pointless little box. You already have a superior assistant in your pocket, reacting to your voice.

SlopppyEngineer ,

And bluetooth pins that allow you to talk to the AI in your pocket already exist. That’s without that projector screen thing but still.

noodlejetski ,

okay but what if it could also set you on fire?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Checkmate

AdamEatsAss ,

I am contesting this match because you cheated. Something like a vibrating flaming AI insertable had to have helped you.

coolmojo ,

What if I use a Samsung Note 7?

Snapz ,

Sure sure, but this one is very close to your skin and vital organs and could burn you or just plain explode, so how about it?

buttfarts ,

Some try-hard wants to reinvent the wheel to show what a cutting-edge “disruptor” they can be, but they only succeed in making a shittier version of an already extant product

ccunning , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

Huh - so it turns out people liked how smartphones consolidated all their various devices into one?

I guess the era of the hardware app is over…

Imgonnatrythis ,

You can’t conclude that from this. The fact that there was hype and excitement about this supports an interest in the concept. This was simply utterly horrible execution and that is all.

ccunning ,

I actually agree. I would cite the Playdate as a counterexample.

dustyData ,

Which hype? lol. Everyone hated this idea since reveal.

simplejack ,
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I don’t know about that. That a LOT of people liked that reveal TED talk.

If this was half the price, could hold a charge, didn’t start fires, and didn’t pull your shirt down, then it would still be dumb, but you’d probably have enough people buying it to keep the company alive.

dustyData ,

That was a year ago, with 2 million views and 39k likes. That is not sign of hype. Specially when contrasted directly to the reality of sales.

Dear lord, you can see on the TED talk when he does the obviously planned big reveal, Imran Chaudhri doesn’t even get an applause. He actually pauses a few times in the conference waiting for the audience to applaud and nothing happens a couple of times. When he makes jokes almost nobody laughs. There’s even a point where he jumps the gun and says thank you before the spontaneous applause™ happens. That has to be the most cringe TED talk in history (and that’s hard because almost all of TED in the past 5 years is cringe), other than the fact it was just an obvious ad.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I just disagree and/or read different sources. There was considerable hype regarding this device across numerous tech sources and many people liked and still do like the idea. Clearly you don’t think everyone hated it do you? Using words like everyone or no one almost always means your sample is off or your are projecting an opinion.

dustyData ,

Yeah, I don’t doubt there were people who were really hyped out of their minds for this. But it’s my impression they were a minority. Almost all press around the device was extremely skeptical, and only a few were cautiously excited. I follow a lot of tech circles in social media and there wasn’t really a buzz about the pin. But, I think the proof is in the pudding. 10,000 sales is not exactly evidence of an extremely popular device. Even if the end result was bad, if there was a lot of hype, one would expect higher sales. After all we knew the price and conditions of sales (subscription) for a long time before release.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I don’t think that’s the pudding. The device had a high bar for entry with its price and was a very novel tech device. Most people interested in the concept likely were reticent to pre-order and wanted to wait for early adopter reports to surface. I maintain that there is a viable market and sufficient enthusiasm for the technology / concept that the company promised, but obviously not the one they delivered.

dustyData , (edited )

I mean, sure. Several startups are making bank selling AI, not to individuals, but to companies. There is no money to be made long term on mediocre chatbots. No matter in what form factor they come, and unfortunately, this and the rabbit thing poisoned the market and clearly marked anything AI as a scam on buyer’s minds.

Edit: also, if the hype were really that high for such a device, then the rabbit should’ve sold a lot more units, since it was the budget version of the humane pin. But that wasn’t the case either. And now everyone knows both companies were just pump and dump scams.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Rabbit r1 garnered $10million in pre-order sales. How many should it have sold to impress you? The first 5 batches I think sold out within a day or days, production of the units appeared to be the bottleneck until people actually got a hold of them and reported on how awful they were.

You just seem bent on this whole issue. Is there a point you want to make? Or are you just upset about AI stuff in general?

dustyData ,

My point is that the hype is very intense, but not massively distributed. I just try to promote critical thinking and reasoning by calling out bullshitters and retconners. Rabbit r1 sold 50000 units in a few days, that is in fact impressive, and a sign of a core audience that is very passionate about a concept. Of course, before it came out that they were in fact a scam company.

But, let’s look at the big picture. Worldwide, over 4 000 000 cellphones are sold…every day. Even if we look at just the US market, we are talking about 300 000 cellphone sales per day. This puts things in perspective. Tech enthusiast, compulsive buyers and obsessive nerds might hype up things to the moon and back. But the fact of the matter is that they are not representative of the market. The whole market of potential buyers of a computing device as a whole were at best mildly curious, and at worst entirely oblivious of the existence of the r1 and the humane pin.

Imgonnatrythis ,

But you ARE the bullshiter. You are not some voice of reason. The initial iPhone sold 270,000 units in its first two days. You can’t compare a novel tech device to something with decades of evolution.

Time will be the only judge here. You are making an opinionated statement about the interest of the global population that is speculation biased from your own personal opinion when there is data that suggests that opieis incorrect. Argue all you want or just Wait 10 years and see. But some sort of vert successful AI aasisitive enabled glasses, pin, Earbuds, or other wearable is a highly likely evolution of these early failures.

dustyData ,

Yours is also an opinionated statement about the interest of the global population that is speculation biased from your own personal opinion. You presented some data, and I counterargued with my own data. Chill out. Neither of us is here debating for world peace or anything. But I would add that wisdom of the masses (votes) seem to agree with me. Which is further evidence that at least on this community, there was no hype. The nerd culture is actually very anti AI. It’s business bros that share your worldview.

RamblingPanda , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

I could draw a kitten for that kind of money if anyone is interested. At least there are no monthly costs to it.

bassomitron , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

What an insane valuation, lol. I wonder how gullible their seeders/initial investors were when they pitched the company initially. Needing to get that much money to settle bills and debts just blows my mind. Shit like this is why I sold my AMD shares at its peak a few months ago and why it’s probably worth considering selling Nvidia now as it’s peaking. The AI boom may peak a bit higher, but I think the frenzy is going to begin waning within the next ~6 months as more and more investors realize the tech is still very limited outside of backend enterprise use (e.g. using LLMs to ingest all your SOPs, regulations, technical documents, etc. and then make it available for employees to query for random work questions).

But who knows, I’ve been wrong before.

Reverendender , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

I am also seeking a $1 billion buy out, to compensate for years of being underpaid! What a coincidence!

mPony ,

I’d buy you out but all I have is my 20 bucks from streaming music revenue and I’m going to spend that on beer.

downhomechunk ,
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A 6 pack of good beer or a 30 pack of piss?

mPony ,

oh jesus, GOOD beer.
how anyone can drink sub-par beer is fucking beyond me. Drinking that stuff is just self-disrespect. I mean, I get it, but, just, no.

downhomechunk ,
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I can confidently say as a recovering alcoholic that I would have bought neither. I would gave gone with a handle of the cheapest vodka in the store and a pouch of drum, bugler or Samson. And that would have been my 3 meals for the day.

mPony ,

well bud, I must admit that does sound a bit rough. I wish you well in your recovery.

bizzle ,
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If you even made one dollar off your own music, that’s fuckin cool. You earned that beer!

What’s your band called?

mPony ,

we’re called The Three Leonards. We do covers of pop songs in a pastiche of mid-1980’s Leonard Cohen, and yes it’s pretty different than music other people make today. Folks seem to like our covers of Toxic and Rusted From The Rain quite a bit.

And yeah, we friggin’ earned that beer.

bizzle ,
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You guys rock surprisingly hard

mPony ,

a) Thank you :) That’s super nice to see, first thing in the morning.
b) Please tell your friends
c) Which ones do you like best?

phoneymouse , to technology in Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin

I don’t see how the AI assistant won’t eventually just end up on the smartphone. And, given that it’s not always appropriate to talk out loud to your phone, being able to use it with a screen makes it the perfect device for it.

huginn ,

There’s totally a use case for a peripheral like a watch… But it’s only so you don’t have to pull your phone out of your pocket.

Zron ,

That’s why they made it a pin.

Sure you can sell an app on the App Store, but most people won’t pay more than 5 bucks for an app, and even that’s stretching it. And the subscription market is already over saturated. So how do you make a boatload of cash? Sell overpriced hardware that needs to be “upgraded” every year or 2 to use new features, and include a subscription to use the thing in the first place.

They wanted to pull an Apple and lock people into their hardware ecosystem. I guarantee there was a plan for them to release an AI phone in the next 5 years if this thing did well.

What they missed is Apple products are generally pleasant to use on a daily basis. From what everyone said, this thing was hot garbage and slow to respond to queries.

MartianFox ,

Yeah, that’s all correct, but sometimes you just have to admit that the idea in that form is not good and don’t make a product out of it…

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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As someone who doesn’t wear a watch, having a little fob that I could use to activate Siri without digging my phone out of my pocket would be pretty nice. If it were a phone peripheral it probably would have been a lot better.

dependencyinjection ,

It will just come as standard with phones. Apple made a deal with OpenAI so it’s only a matter of time until Samsung does the same. Then it becomes a selling point for the device.

capital ,

The ear bud/voice interface we see in the movie Her looks nice too TBH.

If we ever get LLMs or whatever we call AI next that is able to understand us that well and perform complex actions for us, I could see that working great.

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