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ObviouslyNotBanana , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Is it going to be called xvideos?

mPony ,

the only massive pile of wank in that equation would be Elon.

Emptiness ,
@Emptiness@lemmy.world avatar

Shitter TV. Only spelled differently.

Justas ,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah, yes , the XTV, just like porn, but the one getting fucked is you!

beefbot , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

unsubscribe elon musk

Buffalox ,

Yeah that probably works about as well as unsubscribing from cat facts.
theverge.com/…/an-ancient-reddit-prank-about-cat-…

Brokkr , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

How is the X in xitter pronounced? Is it “sh” like in Xi? This seems to fit this time line, but it would be nice to have confirmation.

retrieval4558 ,

In my head, it’s more like Zitter

themadcodger ,
@themadcodger@kbin.social avatar

English is a descriptive language instead of prescriptive, so make it happen!

RGB3x3 OP ,

That’s how I use it. And it works.

Justin on MBMBAM recently talked about a “Xeet” instead of a tweet, pronounced “Zeet” and I thought that was also hilarious.

Buffalox ,

Yes Sh sound is absolutely what is generally meant. Making it shitter.

spearz ,

Is a tweet now a sheet…on the shitter?

Buffalox ,

That would make sense. 😋

NeoNachtwaechter , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

We are back at “Elon says” posts :-(

Buffalox , (edited )

Yeah, because he is funny, and he is probably the person who knows most about production living on earth today.
I like how he is modest enough to acknowledge there might be aliens that know more than him. /s

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Your /s wasn’t not big enough, I got you

/s

Buffalox ,

I don’t think you are riled up enough considering the importance of the issue. /s

EpicFailGuy ,
@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar

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Buffalox ,

Yeah lol it’s crazy, but he actually said that., except I didn’t get the wording 100% right, he didn’t even say “probably”:
twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1555254864791289856

beefbot , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

You made some giant deal about Musk odor being shunted to the business section but here this is. BARELY qualified as tech news because IT’S HIM. He’s nothing but futureware & farts.

PUT EVERYTHING MUSK INTO YOUR BUSINESS SECTION SO WE DON’T GOTTA FUUUICKIN SEE IT. CHRIST

Substance_P , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

Xitter, nice name, sounds like an adolescent skin condition.

Ostrichgrif ,

I always mentally read that as “shitter”

Mbourgon ,

That’s the goal. (Unsure of sarcasm)

RGB3x3 OP , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

If it looks like a joke and sounds like a joke, it’s probably made by Elon Musk.

ClusterBomb ,
@ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Either that, or it’s an actual joke.

Danterious ,

No those don’t exist anymore.

olutukko , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

I’m going to call it “coughshitter” because that’s what it sounds like

skymtf , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

Let me guess, the streaming services on it will be like DailyWire+, PragerU. What else

bitchkat , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

He didn’t get the Twitter app for Roku when he bought them? I remember having to install that app to watch some NFL game or something.

seaQueue , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

I’m just here to watch Phony Stark continue to light money on fire.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0f65125b-d43d-47d9-a3b1-6f2195a63326.png

SteefLem , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@SteefLem@lemmy.world avatar

That guy should stop doing….well ALL the drugs.

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Mostly ketamine

Karyoplasma ,

He should do more of them, actually.

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Someone start a rumor that a fentanyl laced k hole unlocks the other 90% of your brain, stat

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Haha yes very good

(what does any of that mean, I’m not down with the kids these days)

sugar_in_your_tea ,

k hole

Being so high on ketamine that you experience an intense detachment from reality.

Quetzalcutlass , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

A smart TV app from the guy who pulled Disney channels from the Tesla app due to a bruised ego over a Twitter argument? I can’t wait for this to crash and burn.

Sanctus , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Please, do anything fucking useful with your vast amounts of wealth. Anything.

MxM111 ,

Well, my hope is appearance of [Xitter] TV as streaming service, will force other services to be less Xittier. Kind of anti-enshittification pill. But that’s about it.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

All the other services, at once: “Nah nah, hold my beer, WE are the shittiest of them all”

VaultBoyNewVegas ,

Skydiving without a parachute would be my first choice.

beefbot ,

Agree, but for human tǔrds of his size I think you gotta bait his ego, like challenge him that he’s too much of a “pedo guy” to donate to the ACLU or something 🤷‍♂️

slimarev92 , to technology in Elon Musk says it's his turn to have the remote

Get ready for new shows starring Ben Shapiro and Gina Carano, or whatever right wing loser they manage to attract.

muse ,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Get ready for the Hard R channel. It's just straight up racism 24/7

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Half of America: why am I suddenly erect?

billiam0202 ,

No, the Daily Liar is already trying to push into mass entertainment. It’s more likely to have Fucker Carlson and Alex “I need money to pay my civil judgements for my lies about Sandy Hook” Jones.

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