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venoft , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"
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So whenever he sees a giant Dutch girl that would destroy his noodle arms in arm westling he’s now officially a tiny little girl.

Patches ,

That’s his kink 😜

automaton ,

Although on average Dutch men are even bigger…

MooseBoys , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

Me who can’t do a single pull-up: I guess I’m a woman now?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I have no upper body strength at all. Never been able to do a pull-up, can only do about five push-ups. Even when I was a kid, I could barely handle the monkey bars. My daughter has inherited it from me. She has trouble with metal doors you have to push to exit a building. So I guess I’m bigger, stronger and faster than a 13-year-old?

nucleative , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

How could this idea ever go wrong?

a strong woman

Che_Donkey ,
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Death by Snu Snu! The mind is willing, but the flesh is soft, and bruised

A_A , (edited ) to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"
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@Wogi wrote in here 6h ago :

There’s no legal reason to define the genders, no ongoing court drama in Nebraska that hinges on this definition, nothing legally will ever be decided because of it. It’s just one idiot shouting out to a bunch of other idiots that he doesn’t like it when people who were born with one set of genitals want to have a different set of genitals.

What this will accomplish is added brain drain, an issue Nebraska sorely needs a remedy to, it will cost millions in court cases that will now be filed against the state and the governor, and it will cost women’s centers in Nebraska Federal money. All while doing absolutely nothing worthwhile for the state of Nebraska.

It’s Jim Pillen saying he wants a fight with a minority group. And it’s an idiotic call to arms at that.

N.B. : This excellent comment was unfortunately part of a thread which was deleted by the mod. I read the other comments in this post and, compared to the above, they’re mostly not worth one cent.

A_A ,
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Confetti // Charlotte Cardin
Always been loud in a quiet way
I always feel alone in a crowded place
I always wanna stay, wanna go, wanna stay, lwanna go
I don’t know
I don’t know

I get sad on my birthday
I wanna talk back in the worst way
I always wanna stay, wanna go, wanna stay, wanna go
I don’t know what to say
I wanna throw it all away

I feel like a zombie, I’ll die at the party
Yeah, you’ll find my body fully covered in confetti
I tried calling somebody to tell them come get me
But you’ll find my body fully covered in confetti
Singing la da da da da

La da da da da
La da da da da
La da da da da

Find me in the club looking golden
I know everyone, I got no friends
I always wanna stay, wanna go, wanna stay, wanna go
I don’t know
I don’t know

And I never know what to say
'Til I’m already walking away
Wanna punch you in the face
But I won’t, but I might, but I won’t
And I don’t wanna play
I wanna throw it all away

I feel like a zombie, I’ll die at the party
Yeah, you’ll find my body fully covered in confetti
I tried calling somebody to tell them come get me
But you’ll find my body fully covered in confetti
Singing la da da da da

La da da da da
La da da da da
La da da da da

Look at the people, they’re crazy
Look at the people, they’re crazy
Look at the people, they’re crazy
Look at their pupils dilating
Look at the people, they’re crazy (crazy)

I feel like a zombie, I’ll die at the party
Yeah, you’ll find my body fully covered in confetti
I tried calling somebody to tell them come get me
But you’ll find my body fully covered in confetti
Singing la da da da da

Maeve ,

Thank you for sharing that.

Fedizen , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

This is anti-twink legislation, Ben Shapiro can’t live up to this.

MossyFeathers , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

Apparently, from what I’m reading, this will also potentially cause women’s shelters to lose federal funding. They aren’t legally allowed to discriminate against trans-women, which means they’ll be disqualified for getting funding.

cyberfae ,

For them, this might be considered a feature rather than a bug.

Nikki , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"
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yeah cuz im such a big scary guy in my striped thigh highs, weighing in at 120 pounds

i can run away in a flash though :3

TokyoMonsterTrucker ,

Meanwhile, legislation like this also forces the Buck Angels of the world to use women’s restrooms. It’s all so fucking stupid. Kids are statistically in more danger from a priest or youth pastor.

WHYAREWEALLCAPS ,

Or politician.

bemenaker ,

or republicans.

luthis ,

What colour stripes?

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve got blue ones and pink ones

luthis ,

Nice.

Sterile_Technique , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"
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The nazis are back, Russia’s trying its best to cause WW3, our rights are dropping like flies, oligarchs have become cartoonishly overt in fucking the rest of us cuz they know we’ll just bend over and take it, and we’re literally cooking our planet with cow farts and dinosaur juice to the point that its ability to support life is rapidly approaching a hard stop.

…and the thing we’re putting our energy into is the dangly bits in our pants.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

Just as God intended

Rozauhtuno ,
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The nazis are back

They never left, they were bidding their time.

lemmyseikai ,

While I know what you meant I am just imagining Nazis sitting at a table playing poker with seconds XD

bemenaker ,

Unfortunately, this isn’t the comedy version where they hid in a secret base on the moon.

phoenixz ,

All this is just smoke and mirrors. These governors don’t give a shit about any of this. However, their rabblerousing bases do, so they pull this shit because they know it’ll keep the press and protestors busy enough so they don’t look at the real issues. It’s easy to rob a man or woman blind if they are busy protesting some nonsense stupidity you out up there to distract them.

luthis ,

An enlightened one.

TwoGems , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"
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I guess intersex people also don’t exist good job loser governor

cyberfae ,

He knows they exist, he just hates them just as much as trans people.

Car , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

I wonder if you can legally change genders with this. If you’re a woman who’s bigger, stronger, and faster than the average male in Nebraska, then you satisfy this biological condition set forth in law.

door_in_the_face ,

Transition by combat!

cyberfae ,

This is way too funny!

SubArcticTundra , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"
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CandyPants , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

Out of all of the problems we have, this joker decided this made up one was actually worth his energy and effort. What a fucking stupid time to be alive.

asteriskeverything ,

And he wouldn’t even be wrong because this shit is what conservative voters now days thanks to how their media networks made it into this frenzy.

mateomaui , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

Counterpoint: Ben Shapiro

bartolomeo ,
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What’s with the Ben Shapiro jokes here? I know who he is and I’ve read some of his (often comically) idiotic takes on world events, but care to explain it as it relates to this topic?

mateomaui ,

properly answering that would require spending entirely too much time talking about Ben Shapiro, this will have to do

https://i.imgur.com/oMuJmG1.jpg

iheartneopets ,

He’s a right wing pundit who claims to only care about “facts” and “logic” to make himself seem more intelligent and credible to his base. Of course, none of his views hold up to much scrutiny, showing that he doesn’t actually care about facts and logic, meaning that really he’s just another bigot.

That would be pathetic enough, except that he’s kind of the king of self-burns. Like, shit the CIA couldn’t get out of most people. You should look up ‘ben shapiro WAP’. It’s fucking hilarious that he felt the need to commentate on the song in the first place, but the things he said solidified him as a meme. “Wet ass p-word” is a classic quote, and the fact that he admitted to his wife telling him that being that wet isn’t normal is hysterical.

mateomaui ,

damn I totally forgot about the WAP self-own, good stuff, for everyone except his wife obviously

mateomaui ,

One of the most amusing things about him is how he routinely “destroys” people with debate superiority and yet he does what he does now because he completely failed as a hollywood nepo baby screenwriter or some shit… so now he just complains all the time about inequality for white men and wokeness like a leaky helium balloon, telling women to stay in their lane and making bad related predictions, like saying the Barbie movie will burn out after a week or so from irrelevance, only to see it top a billion in sales. Dude can’t help punching himself in the nuts on the regular.

bartolomeo ,
@bartolomeo@suppo.fi avatar

Cool thanks for explaining.

bradorsomething , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

It sounds like he’s thinking of six-million-dollar men.

mustbe3to20signs , to nottheonion in Nebraska governor signs executive order defining men as "bigger, stronger and faster"

Strange how this tiny dick energy law says nothing about intelligence…

A_A ,
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  • vinceman ,

    Google the words “gender bias”. I’ll wait.

    A_A , (edited )
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    @VinceUnderReview @vinceman

    Google the words “gender bias”. I’ll wait.

    Sexism (as defined below) is bad.

    SexismSexism is prejudice or discrimination based on one’s sex or gender. Sexism can affect anyone, but it primarily affects women and girls.[1] It has been linked to gender roles and stereotypes,[2][3] and may include the belief that one sex or gender is intrinsically superior to another.[4] Extreme sexism may foster sexual harassment, rape, and other forms of sexual violence.[5][6] Discrimination in this context is defined as discrimination toward people based on their gender identity[7] or their gender or sex differences.[8] An example of this is workplace inequality.[8] Sexism may arise from social or cultural customs and norms.

    Nevertheless I stand by what I wrote above.
    What’s your point ?

    P.S. : My previous comment was :

    it’s even more controversial to discuss the three percent IQ difference in (average) intelligence between men and women. For example, see how this comment will be downvoted, even if it is true.

    SpaceCowboy ,
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    For example, see how this comment will be downvoted, even if it is true.

    Yeah doesn’t it really suck when people use some arbitrary point system to indicate that you don’t quite measure up to others?

    A_A , (edited )
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    @SpaceCowboy

    Yeah doesn’t it really suck when people use some arbitrary point system to indicate that you don’t quite measure up to others?

    I like it in here. I like Lemmy. I like being sometimes upvoted or even I like being downvoted because I can understand why what people think. Sometimes it will make me change my mind or at least re-think (reconsider). Sometimes I know I will be down devoted and I post anyway just because I want the conversation to rise (to move) in some direction.
    For me it’s no more arbitrary than when talking with someone and seeing if they smile or if they frown.

    P.S. : my previous comment in this tread was :

    spoilerit’s even more controversial to discuss the three percent IQ difference in (average) intelligence between men and women. For example, see how this comment will be downvoted, even if it is true.

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