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wieson , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

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pineapplelover , to nottheonion in A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

Has this been happening for a while? How tf did this happen?

nulluser ,

It’s not that uncommon. When a beehive is doing really well, it’ll “split”, meaning they’ll raise a second queen and the new queen will leave and half of the colony will go with her to establish a new hive somewhere. This is called swarming, and it’s the their version of reproduction. (Tangent: Contrary to popular belief, honey bee swarms are usually very docile since they don’t yet have a home to defend.) Once they find a suitable location to settle, they’ll move in. Without humans building things, a suitable location would usually be something like an old hollowed out tree. But humans build great beehive homes. Old houses with small openings between siding panels that allow bees into the walls are a common favorite.

Devi , to ukcasual in Skelmersdale: Kinder Buenos worth £134k stolen from estate - BBC News

I have so many questions...

ABCDE , to news in Birmingham Airport suspends flights over security incident

False alarm.

autotldr Bot , to world in Gaza's al-Shifa hospital in ruins after two-week Israeli raid

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Israel’s military says it has pulled out of al-Shifa hospital in Gaza City after a two-week raid that left most of the major medical complex in ruins.

On Sunday evening, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said al-Shifa had become “a terrorist lair” and that more than 200 members of Palestinian armed groups, including senior figures, had been killed, with others surrendering.

That was in marked contrast to their first controversial raid there in November, when it took several weeks for large numbers of tanks and vehicles backed by heavy air strikes to close in on the site.

For supporters of the Israeli military this has been evidence of the gains it has made during the war and its tactical success, launching a surprise attack on the enemy to strike it hard.

They argue that it shows the ease with which Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad fighters were able to regroup after Israel pulled its forces out of northern Gaza and the urgent need to come up with a convincing post-war plan to govern the territory.

A recent UN-backed assessment warned that a famine in Gaza was imminent, prompting the UN’s top court last week to order Israel to enable an immediate “unhindered” flow of aid.


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autotldr Bot , to world in Jeffrey Donaldson: From the White House to Antrim police station

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Two weeks ago Sir Jeffrey Donaldson stood in the shadow of the White House like a leader liberated.

After a very different interview over many hours, Sir Jeffrey was charged with rape and other sexual offences dating back many years.

Shortly after his release from Antrim PSNI station Sir Jeffrey informed the party of the charges he now faced.

A DUP party officer meeting was quickly called for Friday morning and a letter from Jeffrey Donaldson was shared.

But the statement did confirm Jeffrey Donaldson’s suspension from the party membership and Gavin Robinson’s appointment as interim leader.

A bigger challenge for Gavin Robinson will be managing those DUP MPs opposed to the deal he negotiated and the party’s decision to return to Stormont.


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autotldr Bot , to world in The Jewish settlers who want to build homes in Gaza

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Just ask Daniella Weiss, 78, the grandmother of Israel’s settler movement, who says she already has a list of 500 families ready to move to Gaza immediately.

Mrs Weiss proudly shows me a map of the West Bank with pink dots indicating Jewish settlements.

We meet Daniella at her home in the West Bank settlement of Kedumim, where red-roofed houses are spread over hilltops and valleys.

A few days later, Daniella Weiss is selling the idea of a return to Gaza over cake and popcorn at a small gathering, hosted by another settler in their living room.

In the shade of a sprawling tree, Yehuda Shimon is playing with his two young sons, who are in hammocks, hanging from the branches.

Outposts like his are multiplying in the West Bank, along with larger settlements, fragmenting Palestinian territory and stoking tension.


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FunkPhenomenon , to world in Jasmin Paris first woman to complete gruelling Barkley Marathons race

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    Most years, no one places at all.

    This isnt a race with 1st or last. It only has “finished or didn’t.”

    This year, 5 of 40 finished, which was a record. The “winner” finished at 58:44:59, with the other 4 finishing in the last hour. She is one of 17 people to ever complete the newer, fully unmarked race route.

    diablexical , to worldnews in Paul Alexander, the polio survivor who spent over 70 years in an Iron Lung, has died at 78

    This guy could have gone trach/vent 60 years ago and been mobile on wheelchair.

    caveman , to worldnews in Paul Alexander, the polio survivor who spent over 70 years in an Iron Lung, has died at 78

    Wow, this guy should be some sort of hero!

    knfrmity , to nottheonion in Boeing whistleblower found dead in US

    I’d bet a fully functioning and safe Boeing passenger plane (rare collectors item) that this was a hit.

    autotldr Bot , to world in India farmers' protest: X admits to taking down posts and accounts

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    Social media major X (formerly Twitter) has admitted to taking down accounts and posts related to the ongoing farmers’ protests in India.

    X user and Indian journalist Mohammed Zubair wrote on Monday that “many influential X accounts” of reporters, influencers and prominent farm unionists covering farmers’ protest in India were “suspended”.

    Mandeep Punia, a journalist, told the BBC that his account and that of his news platform - Gaon Savera - have been withheld.

    India’s main opposition Congress party has criticised the government for the clampdown, accusing it of trying to silence dissenting voices in a democratic country.

    The protesters have been attempting to march to India’s capital, Delhi, from the neighbouring states of Punjab, Haryana and Uttar Pradesh.

    Haryana and Uttar Pradesh states, which are ruled by the governing Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), have deployed a large number of police and paramilitary troops to stop the farmers from reaching Delhi.


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    _haha_oh_wow_ , to world in GDP figures: UK entered recession in 2023, new figures show - BBC News
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    [brexit intensifies]

    JeeBaiChow , to world in Nato chief says Donald Trump comments 'undermine all of our security'

    And people say Biden is the problem… Smfh at the size of the blinders trump supporters have on.

    Lemminary , to quarks in BBC extends their Mastodon social media trial

    The link gives me a 404. Anybody else?

    andthenthreemore ,
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    Same. Very strange.

    ValueSubtracted OP ,
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    Hmm yeah it looks like they deleted it for some reason. I’ll try to keep an eye out for whether it gets reposted.

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    Looks like it’s back up now, no idea what they were doing.

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