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autotldr Bot , to worldnews in King Charles III diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace says

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The type of cancer has not been revealed, but according to a palace statement the King began “regular treatments” on Monday.

Buckingham Palace says the King “remains wholly positive about his treatment and looks forward to returning to full public duty as soon as possible”.

He will postpone his public engagements and it is expected other senior royals will help to stand in for him during his treatment.

The King, 75, returned to London from Sandringham in Norfolk on Monday morning and the palace says he has commenced treatment as an outpatient.

Although he will pause his public events, the King will continue with his constitutional role as head of state, including paperwork and private meetings.

UK figures suggest, on average each year, more than a third (36%) of new cancer cases were in people aged 75 and over.


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autotldr Bot , to technology in US regulator admits cyber-security lapse before rogue Bitcoin post

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The US financial regulator has confirmed a key security procedure on its X account had been suspended for six months when hackers made a fake post about Bitcoin in January.

The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) did not have multi-factor authentication (MFA) in place when hackers gained access to the account.

"Once access was re-established, MFA remained disabled until staff re-enabled it after the account was compromised on January 9.

Because MFA had been suspended on the account, the hacker was able to reset the password, log in and make a post.

It announced the SEC had approved so-called exchange-traded funds (ETFs) for Bitcoin, which shot up in value to $48,000 (£37,800) before the post was withdrawn.

It takes many forms, including having a dedicated app that gives you a pin code for a website, as well as sending a text message, though this is considered less secure.


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zipzoopaboop , to news in [Iowa] Evangelicals on Trump: "God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a caretaker,' so God gave us Trump."

Well God is an asshole then

girlfreddy OP , to news in The many lives of Trump Tower - BBC News
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Best quote from the article …

We in the media were unprepared for anyone who lied as effectively and shamelessly as Donald Trump. Jonathan Greenberg, former Forbes researcher

cypherpunks , (edited ) to worldnews in At least 103 dead in bomb blasts near Iran general Qasem Soleimani's tomb
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Al Jazeera and AP are still reporting around 100 killed but i24NEWS is now saying “at least 211 dead and 171 more wounded

pelespirit , to world in Huge Shakira statue unveiled in her hometown of Barranquilla
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It looks good? That has not been the trend for famous people statues lately.

blackluster117 ,
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It’s Shakira, they focused.

jol ,

I mean, remember that one from Christian Ronaldo?

TheDeepState , to news in Russia bans anti-war candidate from challenging Putin

I wonder what it’s like to live in a country where one group tries to take the opposition off the ballot?

bh11235 ,

What a disingenuous comparison. This woman didn’t start an insurrection. This is like if Putin had prevented Prigozhin from running, which he would have been completely in his rights to.

sukhmel ,

Before shit had hit the fan with that failed coup I thought that Prigozhin would run for the president for real

meco03211 ,

Yeah, like the Republicans who brought the lawsuit in Colorado… cause ya know, that was Republicans trying to block trump.

anon_8675309 ,

I wonder what it’s like to live in a country where a bunch of idiots can’t see what a traitorous bastard their favorite fat ass bumbling bitch of a candidate is.

Pat_Riot ,
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Oh they know. They still wave the flag of another failed attempt to split the nation. They’re all traitorous bastards.

rustyfish ,
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Troll.

Unaware7013 ,

Hey, we could be like Russia in other ways and let a criminal run for president repeatedly.

sukhmel ,

That option seems to lurking just around the corner. Next year sure is going to be interesting 😢

Diotima , (edited )
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I wonder what it's like to support a candidate who disqualifies himself by violating the Constitution he once swore to uphold?

The orange insurrectionist fucked around. Let him find out.

killeronthecorner ,
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Tagged “highly susceptible to propaganda”

Jaysyn , (edited )
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Tell me you failed civics class without telling me you failed civics class.

meat_popsicle ,

What does the 14th amendment say? Why can’t Arnold be President? We have rules and laws.

Pat_Riot ,
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Yeah, Arnold isn’t a natural born citizen. He probably wouldn’t be bad, but the last actor to be president fucked the country so bad it should be an excluded class anyway.

Stern ,
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Interestingly both Ronny and Arnold were governors of the same state.

Arnold got term limited but its questionable if he could have won a third term even if he could run since his approval rating was in the shitter by the time he left office.

RavenFellBlade ,

Awwww, it’s trying to form coherent thoughts! Keep trying, little buddy! Some day you might find two neurons to rub together!

nicetriangle ,

Captain big brain over here with the very smart username

Riccosuave ,
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Novman ,

Lol, anti war candidate in Usa banned, same in Russia. Two jokes of democracies.

autotldr Bot , to world in Afghanistan: 'Tea is sometimes all I have to give my hungry baby'

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Or I soak bread in tea and then feed it to her," Sohaila Niyazi says, sitting on the floor of her mud brick home up a hill in eastern Kabul.

The tea that Sohaila refers to is what’s traditionally drunk in Afghanistan, made with green leaves and hot water, without any milk or sugar.

Doctors have told us that while it’s less harmful than the tranquilisers and anti-depressants we have found being given by some Afghan parents to their hungry children, in higher doses the medicine can cause respiratory distress.

The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) was paying the salaries of health workers, and funding medicines and food at more than 30 hospitals - an emergency stopgap measure implemented following the regime change in 2021.

They have all had their pay cut by half," Dr Mohammad Iqbal Sadiq, the Taliban-appointed medical director of the hospital, tells us.

Did he recognise that Taliban policies were a part of the problem too; that donors didn’t want to give money to a country where the government had imposed stringent restrictions on women?


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e_mc2 , to worldnews in The Israelis grappling with helping sick Palestinians

This is a very little uplifting news in the otherwise immensely sad dystopian reality that is Gaza right now. Fortunately there are still some people who actively show some humanity over there.

SocialMediaRefugee , to nottheonion in YouTuber Trevor Jacob jailed after crashing plane for views

Just when I thought stepping backwards off of a cliff for a selfie was the peak of social media whoring.

Rapidcreek , to news in George Santos: Expelled congressman is now selling $200 videos on Cameo

Fetterman bought one,

Maeve ,

In the interest of not letting disingenuousness slide:

Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman posted one video he paid the New Yorker for, in which Mr Santos offers advice to another New Jersey Senator Sen Bob Menendez, a Democrat, who faces bribery charges.
"Hey Bobby," exclaimed a grinning Mr Santos. "Look, I don't think I need to tell you, but these people that want to make you get in trouble and want to kick you out and make you run away - you make them put up or shut up!"

He’s still a genocide supporter, but at this point, let’s not stoop to the level of our Congressional “representatives.”

autotldr Bot , to world in A23a: World's biggest iceberg on the move after 30 years

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“I asked a couple of colleagues about this, wondering if there was any possible change in shelf water temperatures that might have provoked it, but the consensus is the time had just come,” said Dr Andrew Fleming, a remote sensing expert from the British Antarctic Survey.

A23a has put on a spurt in recent months, driven by winds and currents, and is now passing the northern tip of the Antarctic Peninsula.

This is the same movement of water - and accompanying westerlies - that the famous explorer Sir Ernest Shackleton exploited in 1916 to make his escape from Antarctica following the loss of his ship, the Endurance, in crushing sea-ice.

Shackleton aimed his lifeboat for South Georgia, and it’s at this island that you will frequently see the big tabular bergs sitting offshore.

As these big bergs melt, they release the mineral dust that was incorporated into their ice when they were part of glaciers scraping along the rock bed of Antarctica.

“In many ways these icebergs are life-giving; they are the origin point for a lot of biological activity,” said Dr Catherine Walker, from the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution, who was born in the same year as A23a.


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Tygr , to world in Ukraine war: Zelensky says Israel-Gaza conflict taking focus away from fighting

United getting divided.

ultratiem , to technology in 'Crypto King' Sam Bankman-Fried guilty of FTX fraud
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115 years. Where is your mind at knowing that.

ripcord ,
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Under sentencing guidelines they're very unlikely to be served consecutively. Probably more like 20 years.

autotldr Bot , to worldnews in Air Canada accused of forcing man with cerebral palsy to drag himself off plane

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Canadian officials have launched a probe after a man in a wheelchair said he was forced to drag himself out of an Air Canada plane because he was not offered assistance.

Rodney and Deanna Hodgins, a Canadian couple, said the incident happened on a flight from Vancouver to Las Vegas in August.

She said her husband, who has spastic cerebral palsy and who uses a motorised wheelchair, was not offered any help by Air Canada crew to get off the plane.

She said that eight cleaning crew members, two flight attendants, and the captain and co-captain watched as she tried to help her husband exit the plane.

“I was so mad at watching him fight to drag his uncooperative body so slowly and painfully,” she said, adding that he suffered muscle spasms as he tried to make his way toward the cockpit.

Accessibility advocates have long called for better rules to ease travel for people who require wheelchairs or other assistance, including allowing them to sit on their own chair during the flight.


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